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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 1h

Merriam-Webster and Mariah Carey ratified “irregardless” but I’ll be damned if the same happens with “comfortability”

Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 1h

The way some of yall feel about “irregardless” that’s how I feel about yall tryna make “comfortability” a word. The word you want is COMFORT!!!!

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 2h

Literally all he had to do was genderbend the dad. Would’ve been so much easier than adding a whole new character to Carrie. Took all the autonomy away from my favorite lil outcast 😒

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 2h

Everything I’m hearing about Mike Flanagan’s Carrie adaptation tells me he should’ve just adapted Firestarter

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 5h

And does! A scene of him haunting her would be amazing!

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 5h

You know what? Let Leslie discover and reveal Martin’s secret at some point. Bc that’s the only way we’re gonna get Anita to go full mama Joyce on her and wear her out in the street like a damn rag 😂😂 #BeyondTheGates

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 5h

Randy shut the hell up! You had a chance to leave and be with your son over a year ago #BeyondTheGates

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

Theory always made agonizing piano lessons even more painful when I was a kid lol

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meh @mharvey816.bsky.social · 7h

Somebody finally yelled at Wiggy in a public place to shut up and it was glorious. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

Nicole, it’s 2026. Whatever comfort Ted could provide Martin from Anita’s couch, he can also do from the other end of a FaceTime call #BeyondTheGates

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

How many times are we gonna run the “This Is How You Cuss Leslie Out” workshop without any of the Duprees in attendance?? #BeyondTheGates

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

When did Vanessa try to end things with Joey?? She maybe gave him a little pushback when he was still using that house hunting cover but she’s been on go as long as I can remember #BeyondTheGates

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 6h

White people attended public lynchings in droves and had picnics with their children there. I mean, PLEASE.

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

Dani and Andre finally getting to the real! That glasnost vibe they had going was fraying fast #BeyondTheGates

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

Lmaoo I know Hayley wish she’d just tilted her chin up and let Marcel get to hacking. Dealing with Leslie’s worrisome ass is a fate worse than death #BeyondTheGates

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

Leslie, you realize you just called Marcel a lil broke don’t you? #BeyondTheGates

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

I’m literally pulling up today’s episode rn! 😂

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

It legitimately hurts to look at her

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 6h

Also and also: I’m not totally mad at him knocking Alucard out for tryna stand in his way. What you talking bout boy, they killed YOUR mama!!!!

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 7h

We’re firmly ensconced in the puddle of ick at the bottom at this point

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 7h

And I’m gonna repost every announcement of A’ja collecting her things till my thumbs fall off

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WNBA @wnba.com · 7h

Five Kia MVPs. One A’ja Wilson. 🌟 #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30

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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 7h

Legendary Company 🙌 A'ja Wilson joins Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Russell and Michael Jordan as the only players from the WNBA or NBA to win five or more Most Valuable player awards.

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WNBA @wnba.com · 7h

U’nmatched greatness. MVP No. 5 🖐️🏆 A’ja Wilson is your 2026 Kia WNBA Most Valuable Player! Averaging 26.2 PPG, 9.4 RPG and 3.2 APG, Wilson led the league in scoring and adds a record-extending FIFTH MVP to her historic resume. #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30

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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 7h

FI𝐕E OF A KIND 👑 A’ja Wilson is the 2026 WNBA Most Valuable Player, becoming the first player in league history to earn 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 in three consecutive seasons.

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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 7h

THE 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 STANDARD 🪜✨ Scoring Champion ✔️ Blocks Leader ✔️ Win Shares Leader ✔️ 1K Points in a Single Season ✔️ All-Star Starter ✔️ Player of Every Month ✔️

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WNBA @wnba.com · 7h

The 5th one just hits DIFFERENT 🥹 The moment A’ja Wilson learned she was officially a 5x Kia WNBA Most Valuable Player. #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 7h

That Pentecostal white woman singing voice all the AI songs (marketed to Black people 👀) use is so gd annoying

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 8h

Digger’s story is actually really interesting and timely, but the faux aura of prescience the creators are trying to force onto the film through marketing turns my stomach. Especially when it’s not all that transgressive in the end

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 8h

Deadline ran to declare Sinners a flop 3 seconds into release but Digger on track to lose $250 million and those numbers are too soft to confirm the bomb??

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 10h

My mama got me fairytale and story cassette tapes that had MY NAME edited into them. She would play them on road trips and then ask me about the story to test my comprehension. Phyllis would spit on some of these neglectful mf’ers

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 11h

Pretty sure all she exposed was that she uses her license to mind other people’s business (that she still doesn’t understand) #RHOSLC

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papaii92.bsky.social @papaii92.bsky.social · 22h

I know Lisa hangs out with Porsha now because she’s getting more bolder for me… #RHOSLC

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David Grimmett @thedgrimmett.bsky.social · 14h

Suddenly, every man in Salt Lake City is now a homosexual after Heather flashed her tits #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 11h

Idk I’m here for Angie being an unjustified chaos demon at the end of these SF episodes 😂😂 #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 11h

Lisa must’ve seen Olandria and is trying to get her own lip kit deal in this dinner scene 😂 #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 11h

Whitney why would Quai come to you after how the previous night ended? #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 12h

There is too much Heather this episode my god #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 12h

Maybe I’m too paranoid, but I would never name my daughter Elektra as a Greek woman. Just feels too much like courting bad mother-daughter juju #RHOSLC

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Fear, Yer Pal, Yer Satan, Yer Sun @fiervind.bsky.social · 13h

Factually untrue, and also Israel has committed the equivalent of 24 9/11s and 61 10/7s since 2023 alone. That's not even counting how many they've killed since 1948.

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 12h

The vibrator museum lady is such a treat! #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 12h

Britani. Ma’am. Stop playing real estate Barbie and start playing active involved mother Barbie. Nothing you said makes Bronwyn and Todd’s sale sounds fishy. Tryna pull a Lisa Barlow and can’t even finesse right 🙄 #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 12h

Went from a man in Mint Condition to one that looks like he been rode hard and hung up wet smh

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 12h

Heather can be such a good listener and sounding board. It’s just when she start talking again that she pisses away the goodwill #RHOSLC

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Toph Beifong @yallimtired.blacksky.app · 12h

That icked me all the way out too. Only a white mother (of a specific type) would’ve allowed that mess.

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