Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One thing I see no one talk about: Years ago, Ed Sheeran stole from Marvin Gaye, was sued for it, threatened to “never write music again” if the verdict was in the Gayes’ favor, and then won the case. Seen someone else say it, Sheeran has to be a psyop. 011
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Happy Birthday, United States. Sorry your party’s so lame. 100
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The problem today is that white people are no longer the good kind of weird. You don’t see too many dudes with iguanas on their shoulders in Woodbury, NJ anymore. 011
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Harvey Weinstein punching air and his oxygen tank right now 000
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025@kim.senate.gov why the fuck did you vote in favor of hemp criminalization? The fuck is wrong with you? 1130
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Of course I don’t believe Hell exists. Because if it did, we’re already there. 050
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 24/07/2025So a union-buster, an abhorrent racist, and a serial cheater walked into hell. The Devil says, “Hulk Hogan! You’re right on time.” 040
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025What if the only thing preventing climate change from killing us all were the gardening sections of Home Depot and Lowe’s? 050
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I tried to ask the park ranger so politely,”What do you feed it?” And was treated with radio silence. Honestly understandable. 030
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Damn, the #Flyers actually fired Torts. Life is looking marginally better now.media.tenor.coma mascot with the number 3 on his jerseyAlt: Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, arms raised with a fire going in the background. 050
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 19/03/2025This dude is so photogenic, it’s a shame he fucking comes out of his hole like twice a day at most. Shy kitty. 070
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025These guys were near where I grew up. Unbelievable how much hardship ICE put law-abiding immigrants through, just to prove their cruelty. www.inquirer.com/news/jersey-...inquirer.comEmine Emanet, Jersey Kebab owner arrested by ICE, walks free from immigrant detention centerThe family of the 47-year-old Turkish immigrant intends to reopen their Haddon Township restaurant soon 040
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025@flashes.blue my app keeps crashing after hitting the center icon. I’m not computer savvy, is this typically something on my end or is this the app’s fault? 130
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If I ever decide to watch a movie called “The Gorge,” simply chop up my body into a million pieces, run me through a grinder, slam my remains into a patty shape, and cook me until I reach 150 degrees and serve me with cheese and bread. 010
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Honest to god, what positive, impactful inventions have come out in the past five years? 020
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Thought the Flyers were dead in the water after that 1st period. #FLAvsPHI 030
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Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 07/01/2025A novella where the Main Character (MC)’s dog is the smartest person in the book, but can only talk in plain English when the MC accidentally takes a shit ton of drugs. 020
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Throwback to when I played an emulation of Pokemon Crystal on my cell phone during every break at work and completed the Pokedex at a shockingly fast pace. Last one caught was Celebi. Below was my final team. 020
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024My mental health is in the shitter right now, but at least I was able to do what I needed to before lunch. I still feel like shit, but I’m not a complete waste, dammit. 010
Pookie @yaboypookie.bsky.social · 14/10/2024There’s a commercial in PA going around showing a Trump-supporting cop with a fu Manchu in 2024. He’s definitely been put on paid leave at least twice in his career, right? 010
