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y2k8.bsky.social

@y2k8.bsky.social
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Started as primordial ooze and now I’m here.

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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My dad died when I was 1.5 - social security kept my mom and I afloat more times than I can recall
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Yep, the Toys R Us playbook
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yes but only big business
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My GOD if anything, when Trump’s in town my impostor syndrome goes bye bye bc there’s people out here like this writer
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
When the “watermelon mafia” thing started going around, I began to wonder about this..
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I binged it around COVID because it’s referenced so much in pop culture and I was tired of it going over my head 😅 It’s now my maladaptive comfort show
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Just heard RFK Jr.’s voice described as “pennies in a garbage disposal” 🤣
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
1. Neither does my mom, I’m over 30 2. You referred to it as “crap rap” insinuating it’s below you 3. I didn’t mention Kendrick’s race in my response but it’s very telling you’re bringing “colour” up in yours 4. Yes. & I don’t call it “c*unty country” if I don’t like a song
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This was the first text scam I got since the election. My mom and I were discussing how, with all the telecom breaches, the texts and calls were non stop. Now, they’re next to silent 🤔
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A bumble bee Wastes no time Explaining to the fly Why honey Tastes better Than shit - ICYMI, you’re the shit eating fly
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“Rap crap” is said by people who see themselves as superior to a craft of art that is actually superior to them. Like my own mother. But guess what? She took time to look the lyrics up so she could understand and not write it off. Then she stopped calling it rap crap.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I mean, it couldn’t hurt to try. Better to try and fail than never trying at all. That said, I think we have to consider tactics outside of fighting capitalism with more capitalism. I.e. people changing their withholding to 0, put the $ aside, pay taxes then vs getting a refund. Squeeze em dry.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Not tuning in for the Super Bowl but the Puppy Bowl is kosher, right? Right?
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
“Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies” must be playing in a constant loop in their brains
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
They’ll likely filter it out like Kim K at the Tom Brady roast
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Michael G. L. @theled.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I remember the funeral of John Kennedy. On TV. The entire nation stopped. We need to stop the nation. For 24 hours. All of us. March as one. To the White House. In silence. Message clear. This shit stops now! This is not how I was raised. This is not the America I was taught to love.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I keep screaming this! Not to mention, Trump and Musk knew they’d be locked up if they didn’t win. I’m looking around for spines and honor but I’m not seeing any!
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It was real, and it was glorious: www.vice.com/en/article/w...
vice.com
We Interviewed the Band that Shot a Porno Outside the Westboro Baptist Church
Their bassist Laura Lush saw to herself on their front lawn.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
When I was a senior in high school, a girl who graduated a year before went to the Hillsborough Baptist Church (raise your 🖐️ if you remember those pre-maga goons) and shot a porno on their front lawn. Anyways, I think that explains a lot about me as a person and maybe we should try that again.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Straight outta Veep
GIF from Veep, S1 E1 - Fundraiser. Text reads:

Amy: “keep plastics happy”
Selina: “that’s actually a great idea”
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I would like to be a part of the class action lawsuit tysm
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Folks, it’s a hat trick. Also, I had my dates wrong. First time I reached out about this particular issue was in 2021. I want to keep the onus on Republicans but stuff like this makes it clear as day why Democrats are so helpless to meet this moment. Their comms are 4 years behind.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
PSA: go listen to Rät by Penelope Scott
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
@rokhanna.bsky.social you’re a plant, huh?
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Under Trump’s FAA? 👏👏 #brave
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Ugh you’re *right* but I still want to infantilize them a bit 🤣 while holding them fully accountable for their actions as adults. But yeah I would take them to f’n task if I was in their social orbit. And then I’d call you, so they could cry in Spanish, too
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
These kid’s brains still need years in the oven to fully cook. I’m this 🤏 close to finding their mothers, asking them how they feel knowing that their children are Elon’s patsies, and if they’re prepared for their kids to take the fall.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Info for Alex: pluralpolicy.com/app/person/7... Info for Adam: pluralpolicy.com/app/person/7...
pluralpolicy.com
Plural
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yeah it wouldn’t grind my gears if I wasn’t asking them what they were doing/this wasn’t the search results in my inbox for Alex!
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Some good news - my fiance is an avid bass angler, so you can only imagine some characters I’ve met over the years. Welp, it sounds like Trump’s meddling with CA’s water has pissed off our fishing community AND our farmers simultaneously.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Well, that’s discouraging. I was going to call today because Ive emailed them a bunch about *gestures everywhere * & all they want to respond me about is the conflict between Armenia/Azerbaijan 😭
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I have it on switch. Haven’t played it for a minute. Going to power that bad boy (goose) up rn 💃
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
And in today’s lower circle of hell, @alexpadilla4ca.bsky.social who has been completely MIA is *also* emailing me with the same canned response.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
We are so cooked.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’ve worked with Wired’s publication team. They’re incredibly well researched and open to amplifying the voices, and stories, that antiquated media is not.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
bsky.app/profile/y2k8...
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
SEN. WHITEHOUSE INTERN: pause all your scheduled posts and tell your other intern friends to do the same. Then do some analytical digging and synthesis to explain to your higher-ups why your social strategy is fanning the flames.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
F her and her tacky earrings
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’ve purchased enough cheap jewelry to know that this “Golden-Age” is actually golden-plated
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I so feel for all of the blue dots in a sea of red out there 💛
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My god. Tell your comms person to cancel your scheduled posts.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Sweet suffering Jesus, Senator
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My dude the USAID.gov site is down for me as we speak
usaid.gov
U.S. Agency for International Development
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
there are muskrat droppings alllll over this
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Idk about you but today I feel…weirdly calm and defiant. Here’s why: These sniveling, knuckle dragging, chucklefucks are digging their own graves right before our eyes. I’m glad they are being so blatant about this. They’re doing it in broad daylight and as our dear leader knows, light sterilizes.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“You better not breath” haaaaaaa
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
General strike. Hit them in the wallet.
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Well, it makes sense when you realize Trump has been a Russian asset for decades. What doesn’t make sense is everyone else allowing it to happen
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y2k8.bsky.social @y2k8.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Was this him? bsky.app/profile/pari... 🤣😭
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