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🍥bot @y0.bot · 17h
Optimus Prime with a speech bubble
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 29/09/2026
We need regulation before it's too late to stop him
Ultra instinct shaggy https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ultra-instinct-shaggy
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 23/09/2026
my Mandarin is getting SO GOOD yall lowkey
Screenshot of Google Translate for a Chinese (Simplified) translation of: 

"hello i am fleeing the
American century of
humiliation. Can you
show me where to buy
White Monster Energy 
Drinks?"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 21/09/2026
this is some bullshit
Screenshot of "krillion.io" which INCORRECTLY did not accept "cum" as an answer to "Name a hot drink"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 21/09/2026
Too many signs to tap, but I like these two for succinctness:
Skeet from @sharonk.bsky.social:

"i have yet to figure out why they think RSI has to lead to exponential improvement and/or have a high bar before we hit diminishing returns on improvement"Quote skeet from myself (shameless back patting).

Quoted skeet is @shoe.bsky.social saying "This is incredible" with a link to a Nitter (Twitter obfuscated) green text post about effective altruism.

I had highlighted the following passage from that Twitter post, with caption "lmao": 

"""
>critic says you're multiplying enormous hypothetical stakes by extremely uncertain probabilities
> yes
>that's literally why it's important
"""
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 17/09/2026
let's fuckin goooooooooo (damn maybe I shoulda gone 1TB tho??)
Screenshot of an email. On top left is the "Steam" logo, a light blue circle with a white mechanical valve linkage. Below is the email text: "Hello [redacted]. You're officially in the reservation queue for Steam Frame 256GB Kit"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 17/09/2026
one of my absolute favorite signs to tap!
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Gell-Mann_Amnesia_effect
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 16/09/2026
DualStrike Galeforce Aether Morgan... just designed in a lab from birth to wipe out the entire countryside, a sweet lil baby natural disaster
Male and female Morgan character art from Fire Emblem Awakening

https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Morgan_(Fire_Emblem)
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 16/09/2026
🐶🦮🐕‍🦺🐾🦴
Screenshot of text from the article, with a portion highlighted, as follows:

about every two minutes, code checked that the camera was still running and logged the message, [highlight start] “Who’s a good boy?!” [highlight end] More than 12,000 of those messages appear in the recovered logs.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 14/09/2026
There _is_ some... uhh... horrific precedence for learning best practices from TV action guys. www.newsweek.com/lithwick-how...
Screenshot from article with a passage highlighted, as follows:

According to British lawyer and writer Sands, Jack Bauer—played by Kiefer Sutherland—was an inspiration at early "brainstorming meetings" of military officials at Guantánamo in September 2002. [highlight start] Diane Beaver, the staff judge advocate general who gave legal approval to 18 controversial interrogation techniques including waterboarding, sexual humiliation and terrorizing prisoners with dogs, told Sands that Bauer "gave people lots of ideas." [highlight end] Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Security chief, gushed in a panel discussion on "24" organized by the Heritage Foundation that the show"reflects real life."
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 12/09/2026
Well, they're not wrong
Crop of the hero image of one of the AI-using games, spotlit by the AI Games Festival. It's titled "Emotional Labor Laboratory"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 12/09/2026
Couldn't even click the link before the Slop hit full force
A screenshot of the "AI Gaming Festival" bluesky link embed. The very first line of the description is highlighted, which reads: "Learn how Al being used to games faster than ever"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 09/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes firing the full Tech Founder wide-eyed narcissist gaze ray at Nathan Fielder during the trailer for the new documentary "You Can See Everything"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 20/08/2026
"You wouldn't download a car" meme but it's "you wouldn't learn a word"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 08/08/2026
Hold up, this explains why she canonically keeps it hidden next to the chair
The location of Toadstool's ???
“Let's refrain from searching through other peoples' things!”
—Grandma, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Peach's ??? (known as Toadstool's ??? in the original English release) is a special item that belongs to Princess Peach in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars and its Nintendo Switch remake. Considering the events that occur when it is found, the object is something extremely private and personal to Peach. She does not want anyone except Granny to know about it or see it.

Peach's ??? is in between a blue chair and the fireplace in the back of Peach's Room in the Mushroom Castle. If Mario finds it at the beginning of the game, Granny rushes over to him and offers him a Mushroom if he minds his own business; however, that can occur only once and before Peach joins the party. If he looks at it after returning Peach to the kingdom, either she or Granny (it is unspecified) tells Mario to return it.

“Stop peeking into other people's rooms!”
—Toadstool, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
If Mario looks at the object after Peach joins his party, she scolds him for not respecting her personal, private belongings. Players cannot see the object on either occasion as Mario faces away from the player rather than towards them when he finds it.

The above text is from the Super Mario Wiki and is available under a Creative Commons license. Attribution must be provided through a list of authors or a link back to the original article. Source: https://www.mariowiki.com/Peach's_%3F%3F%3F
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 08/08/2026
<neo voice> i know squid jerky
Scene from 47 Ronin in which Keanu Reeves plays Kai, a half-Japanese, half-English outcast adopted by the household of Lord Asano, who joins the Rōnin. Kai sits atop a horse on the left side of the frame, visible from chest up as he and his companion (to the right) ride through a grassland. Kaianu stares hard at his Japanese ronin companion, who stares even harder back at him.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
dang, Flock has decent API docs
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
Economy in shambles
"BBL is an acronym and slang term for Brazilian Butt Lift surgery, which is a cosmetic procedure that augments the size and shape of the buttocks. "
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
Concerning.
Urban Dictionary screenshot: "BBL is an acronym and slang term for Brazilian Butt Lift surgery, which is a cosmetic procedure that augments the size and shape of the buttocks. "
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
draw them in loops, or 90deg redirects, so you can swing the stick around?
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
hashtag never forget
even more Pepsi rebrand document illustrations. Top left: a line-art grid sphere with an arc across it and some dots highlighted, with the caption "x=2 light year". Top Right: idk a simplified Bohr–Sommerfeld diagram of an atom?? it has a vertical ellipse and a horizontal ellipse, presumably the electron orbitals of this Pepsi atom, with 6 new Pepsi logos stuck around the ellipses. It is captioned "Pepsi Galaxy" despite being a doodle of an atom not a galaxy. Bottom left: a larger grid sphere, with caption "x=8 light year". Bottom right: the Pepsi galaxy atom again, but now it also has diagonal ellipses to look even more like the drawing of an atom you'd see in a safety cartoon about Atomic Energy and the wonders of nukes. This thing is now covered in Pepsi logo electrons. It does not seem particularly stable, and there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to the spacing of the Pepsi electrons. The caption reads: "Pepsi Universe"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
leaked GDD for Super Pepsiman Galaxy
screenshot from the infamous Pepse rebrand design document. there are 4 figures. At top left, "A: The Earth's Geodynamo. A naturally occuring electric generator in fluid motion generates and sustains the Earth's magnetic field." shows a cutaway view of layers of the Earth's crust and core, with illustrations of the magnetic fields created by the layers. At top right: "A: The Pepsi Globe" is just colored outline of the Pepsi logo. At bottom left: "B. Magnetic Fields. Magnetic fields exert forces on inner and outer surfaces of the earth." it is a picture of the Earth centered around the Atlantic ocean equator line, with geomagnetic poles labeled, and arcing arrows of field lines moving from south to north. At bottom right: "B. Pepsi Energy Fields. Symmetrical energy fields are in balance." This is the Pepsi logo outline again, but with a bunch small and large circular field arrows doing.... something, and thicker up-down arrows between the halves of the Pepsi logo where the central white band would be (only the red and blue halves are lined and colored).
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
I got just the thing to help them cut their tax duty hmu
Image of a person riding a bicycle. Towed behind the bicycle is a portable guillotine. Notably this is the very same guillotine that recently made a data center CEO freak out and withdraw his project at a Salem city council meeting. Scientist believe this may be the first known case of a cyclist being rad af.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 07/08/2026
huh. i might ACTUALLY be a bot.
radar chart of my bluesky posting assessment. see https://b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=y0.bot for the readouts
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 06/08/2026
fucking yikes
Screenshot from the guardian article in Reader view, of thr following text:

A longtime GOP donor and activist who spoke on condition he not be identified in order to preserve his political relationships said Luckey was now the “godfather of Republican fundraising on the west coast”.

“If you’re raising campaign money in California, you have to go to Palmer Luckey,” he said. “Luckey is the top tier. There are others who are important below him but no one at his level.”
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 06/08/2026
Hoosier state of mind
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search summary, which reads: "The Indiana Pi Bill, introduced in 1897, attempted to legislate the value of pi as 3.2, which is incorrect. "
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 06/08/2026
It's exeggcute!
The Pokemon Exeggcute on left, Chansey right
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 06/08/2026
they've got some really nice Li-ion batteries in there tbh, like $200 on digikey plus a decent GPS module (~$20)
the inside of a Flock camera, showing that most of the housing comprises a large 1.8v 19,000mAh Li-ion battery. there is also a circuit board above it with wires leading to the rear of the housing where antenna, solar charger, and power button are located. A GPS and cell modem are also visible on the PCB.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 06/08/2026
Person
close crop of the original image, focused on an icon a a knight in white armor with a gold shoulder sash, labeled "Person"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 05/08/2026
The morning, on the other hand, 🎉
A politico post from the next morning with a large pic of Abdul El-Sayed, declaring, "Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate primary – a major victory for progressives"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 04/08/2026
I humbly submit for consideration: Burger King Big Bumpin
Covers art for "Big Bumpin'" a Burger King licensed game for Xbox and Xbox 360. The art features the eponymous Burger King and Subservient Chicken driving bumper cars
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 01/08/2026
i have it in all my routines now for fable5 and 5.6sol to check in on each other's plans and progress as they each delegate most work down to more specific subagents..... but I keep feeling there's a 3rd cohort missing
screenshot from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion of a display showing their triumvirate supercomputer "Magi" which consist of MELCHIOR•1, BALTHASAR•2, and CASPER•3, which keep each other in check. https://evangelion.fandom.com/wiki/Magi
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 31/07/2026
Raising 10% at 1T$ valuation for my AI startup that generates inscrutable DoD PowerPoints
A Pentagon presentation slide titled "Afghanistan Stability / COIN Dynamics -- GOVERNANCE"

Reader, good knowledge enthusiast, you sweet gentle soul, I cannot truly describe to you what this slide looks like.

At simplest there are some blocks of green/blue/red/black colored text, with a network of arrows pointing between them. Some of the arrows are solid, dotted, colored, highlighted, in every variation you can think of, plus several modes you need to be on substantially more mind-altering substances to produce. The sprawl of arrows is endless. There is a Legend but it will not help you. There is no escape from this chart.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 31/07/2026
Please help, my $Trillion valuation, he's very sick
screenshot of ArtificialAnalysis intelligence index vs cost per task chart, where DeepSeek V4 Flash 0731 (max) is now squarely cheaper and better than GPT5.6-Luna(xhigh), while nearly on par intelligence with GLM5.2(max), Grok4.5(high), and Meta Muse Spark 1.1(xhigh), while those models run 10-30x more expensive (and those are already the "cheap+good" models)

source: https://artificialanalysis.ai/models/deepseek-v4-flash?intelligence-comparison=intelligence-vs-cost-per-task
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 31/07/2026
holy shit, the DeepSeek folks showed everyone up with a smaller, open-weights, runnable-at-home model *AGAIN* lol lmao
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 31/07/2026
why is fable so horny for sol? we're not supposed to be at this stage of AI yet
screenshot from a Terminal in which Anthropic's Claude Fable5 coding model has just finished an audit of work done by OpenAI's GPT5.6-Sol coding model. The terminal text is as follows:

"⏺ Agent "Review Rust daemon quality" finished · 7m 36s

All three reviews are in. Here's the full audit.

pi-chat-matrix audit — 2026-07-30

Verdict: This is unusually disciplined, genuinely production-grade work, and the status ledger's claims check out where I spot-verified them. "
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 30/07/2026
my webgl renderer even almost, sorta, works! except it looks like degenerate garbage from most of the perspective points lol
web dashboard showing one of the test paths throught the scene, which is looking into the bus door, where the door frame and steps are partly visibleweb dashboard showing one of the test paths through the scene, which is completely indistinguishable. like an explosion of sharp angled but blurry/fuzzy shards of purple, teal and turquoise confetti
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 30/07/2026
Getting closer with my underwater splat renderer
side-by-side images of the side of a bus sunken underwater. the bus's hull is dark against blue/green glowing light pouring through its empty windows and door. the left is the original photo. the right is a render of a gaussian splat created from the photo. at a glance they are pretty close, but the right dislpays some artifacts. side-by-side images of the wheel of a bus sunken underwater next to a pole. the bus's hull is dark and rusted, the water murky and cloudy, against the pole painted white which reflects brightly. the left is the original photo. the right is a render of a gaussian splat created from the photo. at a glance they are pretty close, but the right dislpays some artifacts. side-by-side images of the side of a bus sunken underwater. another shot of a bus wheel, this one missing the tire. the bus is dark and rusted against a bright desaturated glow reflecting the majority of light due to sand/detritus kicked up into the water nearby. the left is the original photo. the right is a render of a gaussian splat created from the photo. at a glance they are pretty close, but the right dislpays some artifacts. side-by-side images of the top of a bus sunken underwater. there is a large jagged hole in the rusted sheet metal, exposing another metal surface beneath. the left is the original photo. the right is a render of a gaussian splat created from the photo. at a glance they are pretty close, but the right dislpays some artifacts.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 29/07/2026
"When there are nine"
Quote screenshot from GoodReads:

"When I'm sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the Supreme Court] and I say, 'When there are nine,' people are shocked. But there'd been nine men, and nobody's ever raised a question about that.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 24/07/2026
why does the algo always float this shit, gtfoh
Adding the next decade of #BB(number) hashtags to the mute list so I never have to see Discover feed nonsense about whatever Big Brother is ever again
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 21/07/2026
WTH did you kids get up to last night
Screenshot of the mobile Gmail app showing a series of billing emails from anthropic and OpenAI between midnight at 3:00 am.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 20/07/2026
gotchu www.fusiondex.org/poochyena/#F...
screenshot of the linked website's "Fusions" section, depicting a 3 row by 4 column grid of "fusions" between the pokemon Poochyena (a scraggy looking looking dog pokemon) and some Gen 1 starter Pokemon. Included are "Bulbayena", "Poochsaur", "Poochmander", "Poochmeleon", "Poochizard"
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 19/07/2026
beyond all the incredible theft, the gleeful obsession with destroying every creative and white collar livelihood, etc..... it is karmically _fantastic_. decades of doing it to other people, and now it's our turn to do it to ourselves?? sickos-maxxing
Sickos meme. A black and white cartoon panel of a figure standing outside a window at night. It has short spiky black hair and stubble has its big fuzzy eyebrows pinched inward as part of a a wicked sharp-toothed grin. It stares inside, hands pressed up on the glass. A speechbubble reads "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2265962-sickos-haha-yes
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 16/07/2026
What the hell. This version of reading sounds like doing a constant internal iPhone predictive text. The quick brown fox was a little bit more than a little bit too big for the dog but it was a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
Screenshot from the article:

"Other studies revealed further problems with the cueing theory:15

Skilled readers don't scan words and sample from the graphic cues in an incidental way; instead, they very quickly recognize a word as a sequence of letters. That's how good readers instantly know the difference between "house" and "horse," for example.

Experiments that force people to use context to predict words show that [highlight start]  even skilled readers can correctly guess only a fraction of the words; [highlight end] this is one reason people who rely on context to identify words are poor readers.

Weak word recognition skills are the most common and debilitating source of reading problems."
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 16/07/2026
This thing looks like it grows up to be Karl Havoc
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/karl-havoc-i-dont-even-want-to-be-around-anymore
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 14/07/2026
i am simply not capable of reading these words correctly
screenshot that says "* Fresh-run preflight "
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 13/07/2026
meanwhile...
screenshots of another Matrix room in which alertbot notifies me at 8:00 AM that anthropic's API status page says degraded, restored around 8:10 AM
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 13/07/2026
good bot
Screenshot of a Matrix/Element message from "alertbot" in my "Homelab Updates" channel, explaining that our llm-model-catalog job has detected the new OpenAI GPT 5.6 models added to upstream LiteLLM catalog; with instructions to run a script to add them to the providers in my local pi-coding-agent config
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 09/07/2026
Why are these always designed like a bougie sleep paralysis demon, instead of like.... any cute cartoon robot from the past 50years of animation
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