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Zesty Freak Lump🔞

@xylembhone13.bsky.social
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Hello this is the NSFW ACCOUNT MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED 📬 Asks are Open!!↓↓ 📬 xylemsite.straw.page 19 years old My commissions are open!!

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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#skwistok #tokiwartooth #skwisgaarskeigelf
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Offdensen oviposition reality #charlesoffdensen #dethklok #metalocalypse
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Toki bondagetooth #tokiwartooth #dethklok #metalocalypse
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wilhelmina "Billie" Murderface #williammurderface #dethklok #tokiwartooth #skwisgaarskwigelf #metalocalypse #ladyklok
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Earlyklok Nickles #dethklok #metalocalypse #nathanexplosion #picklesthedrummer
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Earlyklok Nickles #dethklok #metalocalypse #nathanexplosion #picklesthedrummer
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yes YES YES
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYINGGG
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Har har #nickles #dethklok #metalocalypse #picklesthedrummer #nathanexplosion
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tommy had a colorful past #skwisgaarskwigelf #oc #dethklok
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i have them as mii swordfighters on smash
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Anja and Molly #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethmoms
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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I hate them so much. @wildforms.bsky.social #tf2 #tf2oc #tfclassic #tfclassicengineer #tfclassicsoldier
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BOOBELGEUSE 18+ @turnaboutpenis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
cw large anal insertion BOOM sponsored (NOT REAL) butt stuff #tf2nsfw
a lineart pin up style artwork of the scout from team fortress 2. the image is intended to be a fake ad with a stark white background, a slogan, a disclaimer, and fictional company logos at the bottom. the slogan is situated in the top right and it reads "gets you loose". the disclaimer is rotated 90 degrees to fit the left side of the image, is written in fine print and it reads "DISCLAIMER: samples present in the image are replicas of the actual product. do not stick real cans of bonk™ atomic punch up your rear end". in the bottom right there are three fictional company logos of MANN CO, Bonk and RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition).
the scout is turned away from the viewer and he's sitting on his knees, slightly leaning forward on his hands for support.he's almost fully naked save for his dog tags, white socks and sneakers. he's peeking over his shoulder with a shy expression on his face. he is fully erect while there is a can of bonk™ atomic punch sticking out of his ass. to the right there are three more cans tanding next to him.a lineart pin up style artwork of the scout from team fortress 2. the image is intended to be a fake ad with a stark white background, a slogan, a disclaimer, and fictional company logos at the bottom. the slogan is situated in the upper middle part of the image and it reads "hits the spot". the disclaimer is rotated 90 degrees to fit the left side of the image, is written in fine print and it reads "DISCLAIMER: samples present in the image are replicas of the actual product. do not stick real cans of bonk™ crit-a-cola up your rear end". in the bottom right there are three fictional company logos of MANN CO, Bonk and BLU (Builders League United).
the scout is turned away from the viewer and he's laying on his front while sticking his butt up. he's almost fully naked save for his blue socks and sneakers. he's peeking over his shoulder with a dorky kind of look of ecstasy. he is fully erect while there is a can of bonk™ crit-a-cola sticking out of his ass. there's another can standing in front of him and two more to the right.
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HomeBrew @h0mebrew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nathaniel... #metalocalypse #dethklok #nathanexplosion
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me fr
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
And to you, I leave my estate. #metalocalypse #dethklok #tokiwartooth #picklesthedrummer
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I did it! #metalocalypse #picklesthedrummer
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Almost to boobklok completion. #metalocalypse #skwisgaarskwigelf
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nathaniel. #metalocalypse #nathanexplosion
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My stroke of genius #metalocalypse #williammurderface
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My metalocalypse OC will be SOFT launched. Oh my fucking lord my brain is fried
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KaanaGen @kaanagen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Cladklok AU time, french rococo gays be upon ye ✨✨ #skwistok #skwisgaarskwigelf #tokiwartooth #metalocalypse #rococo #Cladklok
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pipartuuli (Sal) @pipartuuli.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
concept for a Metalocalypse Vikings AU! #tuulidraws #metalocalypse #mtl #MtlVikingsAU #skwisgaarskwigelf #tokiwartooth #runkesnogge #mtltyr
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I had an awakening today #metalocalypse #tokiwartooth
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
opening commissions so I can move houses! #commission xylemsite.straw.page/comms
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
a confession
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A Benney before bedtime
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
COMISSIONS OPEN!! xylemsite.straw.page/comms
xylemsite.straw.page
xylemsite's strawpage
xylemsite's strawpage
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
tmbg fans don't play about the last name of the 16th US p[resident (or the 11th one's ffull name ig)
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Lump @thelump13.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
tf2 oc refs
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
probably gonna make nsfw refs for my tf2 ocs might as well
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Some more gooey glop! #tf2spy
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sexy shirtless smoking sniper. Now say that five times fast
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Taking tf2 requests on my straw page btw
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🤫
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Marsupial man hehe #tf2oc #tf2sniper
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Me freakies
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hoping this reaches you. You know who you are
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Juat a lil self indulgence
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Lump @thelump13.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Best $60 of my life. Bengus and Mick imagery
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Mika (looking for work!) @mikadll.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
bumping this again for this month!
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sorry im not trying to sound like a pervert but this boxart looks like Tony the tigers spreading my cheeks open. sorry. i cant help it. im not trying to put that image in anyone's head. theres just no other way to interpret it. im sorry
picture of a box of zucaritas (frosted flakes in latam), Tony the tigers is gripping the sides of the box??
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Zesty Freak Lump🔞 @xylembhone13.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
More tf2 oc shenanigans. Yadda yadda hoo hoo
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