Sign in

XXNerfy

@xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social
14 followers 4 following 73 posts

I'm Nerfy, your slightly spooky, slightly sweet Jorōgumo VTuber—part woman, part spider. I live deep within the digital web, spinning stories, art, and soft little traps for the curious. twitch.tv/xxnerfy

PostsRepliesMedia
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 12h
In drow society you get promoted by eliminating your boss. In the surface world you get promoted by attending meetings. I've tried both. The meetings are worse...
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 20h
I tried "touching grass" like you all suggested. it was damp and judged me. 0/10
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spiders have specialized organs just to sense vibrations in their web. I have chat. Same function, worse grammar.
030
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drop a 🕸️ in the replies if you've ever been personally victimized by a spider fact I posted. I'm collecting data. For science. Mostly for my ego.
130
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't have 'bad days.' I have 'someone is about to get bound in silk and left to think about their actions' days.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Woke up, ascended to godhood, checked chat, demoted myself back to mortal because you people are unserious.
120
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some spiders "balloon," releasing silk into the wind to travel for miles without ever touching the ground. Truly an icon. Absolutely disappearing on people with zero warning or explanation. I respect the craft.
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Certain spiders can produce silk from up to eight different glands, each for a different purpose. Nesting silk, hunting silk, safety-line silk. I too have eight different tones of voice depending on who I'm about to ruin.
001
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A spider's web is basically a giant sensory organ, it can feel exactly where and how hard something struck it. Mine just told me an intruder walked in wearing "cheap boots and worse decisions." Accurate as always.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fun fact for chat: some spiders can survive underwater for hours by trapping air in a bubble around their bodies. Basically the original scuba gear. I, too, have trapped several enemies in bubbles. Different context.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Reminder: "I was just testing your loyalty" is a valid excuse for almost anything in the Underdark. Try it at your day job. See how that goes. Actually, don't. I'm not responsible for the fallout.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A spider has started bringing me "gifts." Today it was a shoe. Just one shoe. I don't know where the other one is and I'm afraid to ask.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Held a "team bonding" ritual today. Two priestesses tried to sacrifice each other as the bonding activity. Somehow, this was still more productive than our last staff meeting.
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My Driders keep fighting over who gets to sacrifice the next intruder and honestly? Work culture has never been better. Team building at its finest.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of my spiders knocked a goblet off the altar and just stared at me while doing it. I have raised a menace. I am so proud.
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Update: the intruder I was interrogating turned out to be a bard. He tried to negotiate his release with a song. It was, unfortunately, a bop. He lives another day.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My 8 spider-legged mount tripped on a rock today. Do you know how EMBARRASSING that is when you're supposed to be an apex predator?!
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Someone left anonymous feedback in the suggestion box. It said "please be less terrifying." I had the box removed. It was obviously broken.
030
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Lolth appeared to me in a vision and told me to destroy my enemies. Honestly could have figured that one out myself but I appreciate the check-in.
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Three hundred and eighty million years. Through every extinction, every catastrophe, every ice age and impact and flood, the spider endured. Not by being the strongest. Not by being the fastest. By being patient, adaptable, and willing to eat absolutely anything.
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
People forget that spiders are not cruel. They are efficient. There is no malice in the web. The web simply works....The cruelty and Malice is my own contribution.
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The spiders in my throne room have gotten very large. I am choosing to see this as a sign of favor from Lolth and not as a structural pest problem. Faith is important.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Reminder to the lower houses: the webs in the third corridor are LOAD BEARING. Stop walking through them. I will not say this again. I will simply have you eaten. #vtuber #drowlife
030
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Controversial opinion: Spiders deserve a full apology from humanity. A formal one. Written. Notarized. They eat the bugs. They mind their business. They spin LITERAL SILK with their BODIES. What have you done this week? Don't worry, I'll wait.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Few know that Drow do not actually sleep. We meditate — sinking into a trance where we commune with the darkness itself. Which is to say: if I am ever quiet for too long, I am not ignoring you. I am simply… plotting. 🕸️ #vtuber
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One week on the surface. My findings: * The sun is a personal attack * Birds are suspicious and I don't trust them *You people are oddly delightful (other than you, you know who you are) I have decided to stay. You're welcome.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fun fact: Drow have darkvision, meaning we see perfectly in complete darkness. Less fun fact: This means I watch every horror movie with the lights off and completely ruin the atmosphere for myself by seeing every jumpscare coming from a mile away. Ancient curse, honestly.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Summer Slam is Upon us! and Starts On Saturday Be there! For Die a fly. Adapt or die darlings its the name of the game! (Giveaways Us Only)
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
See you guys this week! Co working when I can, Dont miss out being apart in the Web!
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Current mental state: spider on the ceiling just vibing. do not ask me to come down. #VTuber #DrowLife #Mood
030
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#VTuberSS2026 is coming! Are your ready? I am! Let's raise money for a great cause. Incentives and rewards coming this week!
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hi! I'm a voice actor and VTuber looking to take on new projects. 🎙️ Whether you need a character voiced for your indie game, a narrator for your video, or something in between — I'd love to help bring your project to life. Casting Club: castingcall.club/xxnerfy
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just got called "edgy" by someone with a sword through their profile picture. Okay. #VTuber #DrowLife #TheIrony
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Woke up and chose violence. Then woke up again because I sleep in shifts like a real spider. then chose MORE violence 🕷️ #drowlife #vtuber #goodmornin
040
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Proud to be apart of vprimsa and raise money! JOIN US JUNE19-28TH
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Reminder that I have eight eyes and I SAW what you said in chat last stream. All eight of them saw it. Weird little spiders
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hi! I'm a voice actor and VTuber looking to take on new projects. 🎙️ Whether you need a character voiced for your indie game, a narrator for your video, or something in between — I'd love to help bring your project to life. Casting Club: castingcall.club/xxnerfy DMs open · Indie-friendly rates
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hot take: the Underdark has better vibes than literally anywhere else in the forgotten realms and I will not be taking questions Repost if you'd visit. Like if you'd survive. Reply if you think you'd last more than 10 minutes (you wouldn't) 🕷️💀
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Congrats to @marahisanerd97 For winning my Letting go Art giveaway, I am looking forward to working with their amazing OC!
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Schedule for this week! Co working will be done ear to ear this week with a schedule hopefully next week, see you guys there!
000
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Last Day! I am new to art. but I am wanting to learn more SOOOO Free art give away. You OC in this pose. 💓 :Repost ✅️ :Follow 🎨 : Post your Oc! Male or female doesnt matter! Winner will be announced June 1st!
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The surface world has a concept called "sunscreen" and you're telling me you all just... go outside?? Willingly?? In the LIGHT?? 😭 likers are children of Lolth. retweeters get a web cocoon (affectionate...maybe) #DrowProblems #VTuber
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You know all that Shit you need to get done...Well come hang out with us and do it! twitch.tv/xxnerfy
030
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
YAAAAYYYY 8 Roles and I can not be more excited. Getting out there as a VA seems to be working. xxnerfy.carrd.co #dreams #Voiceactor
040
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I've been hanging upside down for 3 hours and honestly? the blood rushing to my head makes me play better. Science. 🕷️ Drop your weird gaming ritual below. The more unhinged the better.
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Writing, crafting, drawing, all AI usage in creatives are shit!
010
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You know all that Shit you need to get done...Well come hang out with us and do it! twitch.tv/xxnerfy
031
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I am new to art. but I am wanting to learn more SOOOO Free art give away. You OC in this pose. 💓 :Repost ✅️ :Follow 🎨 : Post your Oc! Male or female doesnt matter! Winner will be announced June 1st!
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hey! Do you need to get stuffs done? but don't want to do it alone? That is what we are doing right now over on Twitch! twitch.tv/xxnerfy
020
XXNerfy @xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It happens more often than I am willing to admit.
020