✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I don’t know who this is, but I think she is all of us during this SOTU 040
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025@7brewcoffee.bsky.social what on earth does this mean?! My brain broke trying to understand this. 010
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Help, my husband just asked me what “stomach” was up to in this week’s episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty. 🤦🏻♀️ 220
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I think clothing companies forget that not every curvy girl is busty and not every short girl is petite. On a completely related note I hate wardrobe shopping. 040
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Influencers: it’s okay to put your arms down naturally by your sides in videos. Y’all look very strange with your “influencer elbows” sticking out, trying to make sure the tops of your arms look small… but I promise, it’s okay to just let them rest. 010
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Conrad Fisher, Episode 5. #thesummeriturnedpretty #tsitp #peaches 010
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SELL ME PINK AND PURPLE HALLOWEEN DECOR. It is cute but it is WRONG. 030
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025HOODIES (pullovers) Design on the front? Design on the back? Lend me your thoughts 430
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Found my holy grail of snacks tonight. Was just feeling salty that I haven’t seen them around in years… and there they were. At a discount store. 150
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 11/06/2025What’s up, Bsky?? #beadedsardines #sardines #tjmaxx #beadedbag #tarotcard 160
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I thought the internet was being collectively paid to hock this stuff. I like CC, just not enough to eat it straight out the tub, so I’ve been hunting all over to see what the hype was about & I GET IT. If you like CC you gotta try this one. If you don't like it, this one will make you like it. 110
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Idk who needs to hear this (yes I do) but a single person singing is not a band. 030
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 14/05/2025People who did not immediately hear Gethsemane and peg it as the exact same song as Euclid… do y’all have ears?? Seeing video after video of people being like “omg it sounded familiar but I couldn’t place it!!” 120
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025“Shallow as a shower” was an underrated insult, honestly. 160
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I think everyone reaches an age where they revert to romanticizing nostalgia because they realize their life has just… peaked. That’s it. Nowhere else to go. 290
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Thinking about the time I had a teacher in high school who consistently flirted with me during class when I was 16, and how I didn’t realize it was weird while it was happening. Now he’s a junior high principal and lives in my neighborhood 👍🏻 320
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 15/04/2025There is nothing this country hates more than a woman choosing literally anything. Choosing what to do with a pregnancy. Choosing never to get pregnant. Choosing how to take a name (or not to) when she marries. Choosing not to marry at all. Choosing a career. CHOOSING AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. 030
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025What’s it going to take for @procreate.com to be able to tell me what brushes I used on a canvas?? 020
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025“Language” by Boys Like Girls sounds just like “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” by The Police 020
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Hello sirs (lol). I have a gap in my eyebrow that I must start filling in, I suppose. 030
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Serious question: is there a gender neutral term I can use instead of “yes sir, yes ma’am”, etc? Something that isn’t a pet name like sweetie, babe, all that? 210
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025This is strictly a rant: I’m tired of being fat I’m tired of being anxious I’m tired of feeling useless I’m tired of trying to make progress only to be set back …I guess I’m just tired in general? And what am I gonna do about it? Probably nothing, as always. Kbye. 040
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025As a reminder to take care of your reproductive health and womanly innards, I would like to tell everyone that my yearly anxiety smear is scheduled for Cinco De Mayo. OLE’! 130
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025AM I A JOKE TO YOU, OLIPOP? the way I would try this so fast if it wasn’t a joke!! 260
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025It occurred to me last night that I have watched a lot of America’s next top model for someone who literally does not give a shit about what I put on my body to go out of the house 030
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I have never in my adult life had a headboard or footboard on my bed 310
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Update: attempt at hydration was too late and I am currently clawing at the walls of my enclosure 150
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025By the way, if anyone wants some stickers, let me be your dealer 😈 littlestarcreativela.etsy.comlittlestarcreativela.etsy.com 130
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025 Guess if I’ma drink all this caffeine today I should probably also hydrate 🤷🏻♀️ 020
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Don’t mind me, just reminiscing on the early 90’s store Gadzooks. 010
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Why I’m changing how I operate my shop, and why it’s so important to know your worth as an artist- a 🧵 290
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Being surrounded by Trumpsters today after last night’s football activities has been… not fun. 020
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The hot sauce in the batter definitely lends a strong vinegary flavor. Cheryl’s icing is extremely sweet, but it could honestly be sweeter here to offset the vinegar. The heat comes on the back end- not spicy, just a slight hint. Overall I like them & it was worth trying, but I wouldn’t buy again. 130
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Hot take: I kinda don’t love those king’s Hawaiian rolls 230
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025You know that part, right before you get sick, where you just feel everything rebelling? The tickle in the throat. The sinus drip. The fatigue. Tomorrow should be a blast. 450
✨Lindsey✨ @xxlindz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Glorilla, it’s that she is OUTSIDE at all times. 000