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Babble straight from the tap of an aspirin science fiction writer

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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LET'S GO BLAKE!!! @blakegendebien.bsky.social
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you please stop harming and start helping?
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you please stop scaring us all the time?
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you please stop advertising pharmaceuticals?
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you please stop trying to sell us stuff?
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I learned anything tonight ... it is there are a group of people I would have dinner with. And there are a group of people who likely sell fake raffle tickets and run GoFundMe scams.
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These debates are giving me life. November can't come soon enough
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MY DOOOOOD
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We're crossing the line guys ... we gotta stop this. This is fucking crazy!!
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I read a lot. I am perpetually baffled when somebody reviews the last 900+ page book in a 13 book series and says "Just not for me." BITCH. YOU LIE. You dedicated a month's worth of time of your life to reading 10,000+ pages. You can like it. It is fine. Also, totally fine to wash your butthole.
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't vote in your best interest or the streets will smell bad AND I said I'd give you $5k!!
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POTUS do be POOPIN 💩
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And, this, from a Cheney!!
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do be a mandate reporter with a ticket to an upcoming rally ....
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And your mom can run a 5k!
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't let this die!! 📣📣
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy is the man 📣📣
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😗😗 As if it hasn't happened before
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is free and legal to reserve up to four tickets for a Donald Trump rally. You can also just not go, leaving an open seat for the world to see.
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We could also NOT encourage the nuclear heat death of the world.
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I don't get a joke I see online it low key pisses me off.
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every conservative needs to smoke a joint and every progressive needs to go to church. We'll discuss the pros and cons and decide which way we want to go.
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🫈 @xxdude-deadassxx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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