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Primordial Yasha

@xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social
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Intended for mature audiences. Older than you. They/Them | Director of XVI_THE_TOWER_XVI. 3D Artist/Animator for Pedalboard Games. Profane party girl. Monstrous. Friendly. Even, sometimes, gentle.

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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 22h
Working with Nicholas Cage would be incredible for this independent artist. Raising Arizona was a canon event for me.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Once again it is by the good graces of my friends that my problems are solved in the nick of time.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No forreal. Is anyone worried about the robotic hordes? What are they gonna do? Mine the metal for their bodies themselves?
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I do not smoke... tobacco.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aw bugger I totally forgot today was Philosophy Friday
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is ideal, actually.
Asked Google who Auntie Yasha was and got information about Yasha Nydoorin and Yasha Mouskewitz.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lesbians get our own day? Shoot. Bad time for me to be in the middle of a dry spell
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine writing that knowing that one day your kid could read it.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Half expecting the NERV logo to show up
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So the new mouth controls work great.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They let you post whatever you want if no one sees it
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deep yearning hours today.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Retirement.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a joke forming somewhere in my brain about the AI apocalypse and tech bros being bad at sex but much like their partners it just isn't coming.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doing household chores and showering isn't enough I need to indulge in something darker and older than all of us
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a fairly robust sprite maker. Layers, animations, and a pretty modifiable workspace. A great alternative to more expensive software options. I plan on using it mostly for textures for my 3d art 😈
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why would I ever be sane in a world like this
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got Aseprite, pretty stoked about that.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sure I could think of something spookier than this...
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still bring up ToT and <_<
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Flesh monkey That funky monkey
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congratulations on taking that first step
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to thank the local legislature's attack ads for bringing to my attention a candidate selling "Abolish ICE" stickers. Probably wouldn't have known about it.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hold my beer
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh boy. And right after I fixed Homewrecker's mouth controls.
A tv headed thing grins through a stretched and cracked screen
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you come to the function and your dialogue is nothing but a string of vocal stims I will rip your vocal chords out and feed them to something more deserving of the gift of speech.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah that tracks.
An infographic depicting a political profile as determined by the 12 axis quiz from 12axes.vercel.app
It displays a result of Anarcho-Progressivism. Historical personalities aligned with this movement include Charles Fourier, Rudolf Rocker, Anton Pannekeok, and Mikhail Bakunin. All listed as 96% compatible with quiz results.
Countries listed as aligned with quiz results are Caliornia, Massachusetts, and Catalonia.
The 12 axes are: Federal, Democratic, Liberty, Multiculturalism, Pacifist, Non-intervention, Public, Planning, Globalism, Irreligious, Progressive, Technology.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smear frame of Aladdin with text in multiple typefaces that read: have fun or die dude you either have fun or you die
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tearing my face off so I don't look like my mom, either
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have used both articy:draft and the noble lined notebook to plot out game world states. Although I would get some color coded sticky tags to... Tag, additional data
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a Freaky Friday to be sure
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How are her slow cooked vienna sausages in bbq sauce?
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm gonna be three sheets to the wind and screaming into a microphone, myself. Party hard! 🤘
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only reason I sometimes can't take critique is because I don't actually understand what you are saying to me. Do you have a diagram? I'm a visual learner. No, wait, come back! This kind of feedback is very valuable! I can't help that my grasp of verbal language is a desperate stranglehold!
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's what I am *saying.* I don't need a Mommy I need a Dragon.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of my friends are into board games and 3D printing and brother, that combination goes *crazy*.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Congratulations! You work hard, you deserve this!
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly even without fine tuning this makes me laugh
The character Homewrecker with a distressed/disgusted look on their face.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Needs a bit more elbow grease but you get the idea
A screenshot of blender depicting a character with a "Homewrecker" brand display for a head. A pair of lips are emerging from the screen, along with teeth and a tongue. A portion of a wireframe view depicts the controls.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alright. Not the effect I thought this would produce.
A screenshot of Blender with a greyscale rendering of a TV headed character whose teeth and gums awkwardly protrude out from the front of the screen. The upper half of the screen is trying to be the lips of the mouth, but falls apart rather quickly.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see a lot of people asking so I have to say it's probably Hand Tool Rescue. Wild that someone would assume a person who makes stuff on YouTube *also* keeps up with watching YouTube. I'm making a lot of assumptions saying this, but it sounds like they've never spent months making a thing before.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You talk like Sephiroth because a woman told you "no." I talk like Sephiroth because emotionally I am always standing on the edge of a cliff glowering at whatever is below me. We are both cringe, but at least I'm *fun.*
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you liked Steven Universe you may also like Invincible! And vice versa! No! I will not elaborate!
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Phenomenal picks, Andrew WK always manages to shake the rust off the weekday
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow uhh I really shouldn't have been asleep when they set out the tickets for MAGFest huh?
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good to hear you are recovering, hopefully without any lasting damage.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh and standing to pee at a toilet is punishable by community service cleaning the bathrooms.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No more bathroom assignments. Figure it out. Those who live in fear of their neighbors will suffer anxiety. The rest of us are trying to piss and/or shit.
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Primordial Yasha @xvithetowerxvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"It will just kill you" is an incredible thing to print on a children's book cover. Cheers
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