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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spoiler alert. Argentina have lost 3-1 to Spain but due to the new FIFA retrospective laws (that they just made up), Spain’s goals won’t be counted till after Argentina have lifted the trophy.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Better be quick. Trump may fancy changing the name. 🙄
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Dear Apple Turn off that fucking annoying, pointless, invasive,bullshit that tells us what we already know. ‘Mobile Data is off’. I fucking know it is because I just turned it off. I don’t need it to read on kindle and I don’t appreciate it popping up when I’m reading a fucking book. Fuck it off.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This is why music is the best thing in the world. Just saying.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Looking west from Kent, never seen Venus and the moon aligned like this before. 👌
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
You know that 80 light years is not 80 years, don’t you?. Had ask, sorry.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
So wrong.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
May they give each other chlamydia and itch and scratch for the rest of their pitiful lives. Amen.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The gulf of tiny cocks.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Thoughts?
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
That too.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve used that ‘c*nts’ quote. Genius.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My beautiful local vixen, inexplicably choosing a frosty lawn for a mid morning nap. ❤️
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Not a fan but, as a mental health sufferer, it has to be said that they’ve done a hell of a lot for awareness of it and helping encourage people to open up about it. May not sound like a big deal but it really is.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Well assuming that the result, as opposed to the consequences, of the rioting, the convictions, the deaths and injuries, related to the denial of the defeat last time, have enabled the cunt back in, then yes. It is time.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Agreed but, one would have thought the necessary lessons would have already been learnt. Sadly they weren’t and so here we are.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
A lovely thought but there’s no way the house or senate will remove that 14th amendment ‘disability’. Seems like he’s in. 🙄.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Same, but in sprouts.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
So you’re saying that being dead is still better than being Trump. Yeah, I can really lean in to that.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
That’s the spirit. 👏👍
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
You ok hun? DM me if you need to offload. 🤣🤣🤣
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Yeah, whatever you do, shield your eyes whilst eating maggot cheese. 🙄🤮🤣
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Not sure what the Tawnys got excited about though. 🤣
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
In seconds, a million is about 11.5 days. A billion is about 32 years. Just saying. 🙄
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Bang on.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
No. That’s Tinyus Dickus.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
He was. Got this up indoors.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Any fucking day, actually. 👏👏
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Pffffft. If I had wings I could do that.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This is beyond tragic but perhaps someone needs to tell the likes of Battersea homes to stop being such utter fools and wankers when deciding if you’re a suitable adopter. I know multiple accounts of absurd and spurious reasons why people have been turned down. Just saying.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Reminds me of a Tommy Cooper gag where he pokes various points on his body saying ‘it hurts when I do this, here, here, here, here and here’. The doctor says ‘you’ve broken your finger’.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I read today that if we were only a metre from the sun, the probe is passing only 40mm away. That’s fucking close.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
You know what? The optics of that would probably bring peace to the region in a heartbeat. And him to The Hague, obvs.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Shit pic but this did make me giggle.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
May they all. Scum cunts the lot of them. One even spoke of doing the same to his mother 🤮
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s little wonder that Thatcher and Reagan got on so well is it?. Pair of cunts.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
#FestiveFridayFun
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
That’s fucking poetry. 👏👏
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Lenticular clouds. Spanish Pyrenees a few years ago.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Ok well in case you’re interested, I’m 57. Hard to believe, I know. 🤣🤣🤣
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Well I hope I’m miles off the right way. 😬 Go on, I don’t care 🤷‍♂️ Don’t be a 🐓
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Fuck it, mid 30’s. Possibly mid to late. Your turn. *(bolts bunker door shut)
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
That could help. This suit of armour is a fucking nightmare.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Stand by. I’m summoning the courage to take a guess at your age while simultaneously putting on a suit of armour.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Right back at ya.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
In that case would you please look it?. Not fair.
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Genius. 👏👏
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You simply cannot be that old. 🤷‍♂️🤣
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Xtinction @xtinction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
But they didn’t proof read the meme. 🙄
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