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Cristina Vanko 💘

@xtina.bsky.social
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
what are some of the most iconic bars and drinks in nyc?
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
is this app funny yet?
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
my trust issues probably actually come from when ty warner shut down beanie babies and yet they came back
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
may all the pizzas be cut in squares now
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Mmmmmm. Breadddddd.
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
weezer covering metallica is the most wholesome thing
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
always get what you want, not what’s available
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
a question! as an illustrator, I am annoyed with ai (like many!) …but have there been examples of companies or brands paying a usage buyout to create their own model to generate illustrations around an illustrator’s body of work?
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
the year is 2025 and people are still arguing about the oxford comma as if it’s going to make or break a relationship
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I would like yall to know when I say “literally” in a text I am actually saying “litcherally” with the most british of accents
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
date the person who makes your heart the fullest
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
get so lucky 🍀
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
my dating life in a nutshell the past 2 weeks: -got a call from DA about a man I reported a long time ago -man I went on date with self reflects after a previous convo and reveals he was being a fuckboi -man admits to tripping on shrooms at end of date cmon guys do better!
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
everyone always says the hotties are running on the west side highway, but brooklyn bridge park is where the daddies (both literally and figuratively) are at
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
couldn’t reach something at target and no employees were around-so what did I do? I went to find a very tall man. i’m sure that can be dating advice if you really want it to be.
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
just looking for a date to my wedding nbd
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
sats dating apps 🤝 learning too many new words
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
aren’t all parties flirting parties?
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
love telling people “eat a donut” today for the culture 🇵🇱
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
happy paczki day to all who celebrate! 🇵🇱
eat the donut
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
it’s amazing how me, a 5’4” woman, will go on a date and return as 5’9” afterwards
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i’m just gonna say it, this app need more silly goosery and normies
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
heyyy, this might be the best starting prompt
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
what bars are fun for 30 year olds in nyc? spots where you'll meet people, not crash dates, chat up strangers, and maybe just maybe the bar turns into something a little more dance-y later in the night? i'm making a list.
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
the greenest of flags
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
a real question: is it love bombing or just the way we should be treated?
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
rly glad onomatopoeia lady gaga is back
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
the answer is probably yes 💐
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
here’s a general reminder that love isn’t only romantic love ❤️
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
don’t you hate typing a period in a text accidentally and thinking ohhh this unintentionally got serious
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
everyone’s an expert, no one’s and expert
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
when his actions match his words
even beyoncé gets surprised sometimes
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
much better to send the was thinking about you text than doing nothing
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
you always regret not having done things than doing the thing
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
how to get a man in this market
*not investment advice
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
rly enjoy cosplaying that i’m a podcast host whenever I wait to tell a friend a story to get their reaction vs texting them
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
manhattan implies the existence of womanhattan
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
celebrating a bday and new year with my own personal theme of magic 🪄🐇🎩🧧🐍
she is beauty she is grace ✨
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i can only assure you that you get hotter as you get older 💕
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
nfl sundays are actually babysitting for grown men
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
mom & dad
two totally platonic friends
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
people who say “y’all” are cuter than those who say “you all”
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
love when guys are like “ask me a spicy question” and i’m like “ok who’s your favorite spice girl?”
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
the way to get ahead as a man dating today is to have cooking skills
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
anyone out here tryna go on cute dates, become reasonably obsessed with each other, do both fun and mundane things together, be sweet, thoughtful and there for each other, and maybe even get married??
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
my cousin and I, the only single people at the fam holidays: well, guys we statistically avoided our first divorce!!!!
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
meet my new nephew, linguini!!!! 🎄
a very good noodly boi
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
if you think your parents are embarrassing, let me remind you of what my mom wrote in our fam xmas card last year about me
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
what I don’t love about the holiday trope about the one that got away/hometown first loves is that sure love can have a lasting imprint, but times were simple back then when we all we’re younger—just remember that we all grow.
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Cristina Vanko 💘 @xtina.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
but that should I mix with????
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