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@xnukamax.bsky.social
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He/Him, Late-Twenties. Sometimes Streams: twitch.tv/xnukamax Jupiter.

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Horror Ball 2026 @theglitterball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PRESENTING: the goblins and ghouls of Horror Ball 2026! I can’t wait for you to see what everyone’s been brewing. We’ll be fundraising for Hope for the Day which specializes in active suicide prevention and de-stigmatizing mental health needs. Meet the team below!
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am adding the place of my employment to the list of buildings i will be attending the demolition of when it becomes too unsafe to use for the public and too expensive to do anything else with it
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Darren Urban @darrenurban.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Larry Fitzgerald walks the gauntlet last of the new Hall of Fame class at the Hall of Fame game. #AZCardinals
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my brother came over tonight and was genuinely excited to ask if we could play the new halo remake together like we used to when he was a tiny little thing 🥺 we got bigger but you never outgrown split-screen halo
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
me when the granny with a shapeshifting, man-eating, sea creature friend calls her grandson before killing herself and we find out her grandson has a boyfriend
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Bowen Yang: Happy Pride Bros
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
im going on week 3 of one day off from work per week in 103+ weather 🫠 i am sorry if im mean
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Horror Ball 2026 @theglitterball.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Next up, Velma- I mean, @breadward.bsky.social - tells us their thoughts on Pride! You can catch Bread’s stream on June 27th. You know it’s gonna be a wild one! twitch.tv/soybreadward
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
man they got us locked down at work and i gotta pee😭
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
terfs are goin nuts on tiktok rn, its kinda crazy seeing them try to use trans men as an example of a "good trans" like they dont call us self mutilating women with their whole chest. play in traffic queen🤙
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
sometimes the curtains arent always "just blue", sometimes the curtains also slept with another man outside of their marriage. anyways love horror books lmfaooo
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
seeing everyone's cool schedule reveal videos while the cardinals kick me in the dick with a dogshit ai video that isn't even funny and probably took 4 gallons of clean water to generate. fucking loser ass franchise dude🫩
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
im so excited to make my first real attorney threat today🐎
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i just woke up from dream where my dad showed up and just pissed me off i am so fuckin annoyed lmfao
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
when you see a blatantly incorrect interpretation of a story in the bible that you know is coming from a place of malice instead of genuinely interrogating the text but its got you sounding like you're defending the religion if you get too annoyed about it
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 19/04/2026
"What is a man? Just a miserable pile of secrets!" - Psalm 23:1
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
they're putting eggs in the rooms i clean to celebrate easter and im already sick of it by day 2. "theres 2 eggs in each room. actually there was 3 eggs. you must have missed them, go back before the guest we checked in gets there. oh sorry there was actually just 2 eggs lol." enough.
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
theyre getting mad at one of my coworkers for being at best, difficult to be around and at worst, straight up abusive to other employees and i got name dropped in the meeting between managers as the "i told you so" person who warned them about said coworker when she got hired lmfaooooo
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
what my doctor sees after i tell her i missed a few days of my testosterone and also didnt schedule a pap like i was supposed to
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
we musta praised sophia for being built stronger than her sister too much🥲 universe called that bluff real fucking hard
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Glitter Royale. @hihelloimglitter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hi will you be our (bloody) Valentine??? Me, @countthotula.bsky.social , @xnukamax.bsky.social , @bleuzool.bsky.social , and @dragonmcwagon.bsky.social will be playing some DBD together with some fun redeems! Hope to see you on Friday ❤️🖤
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the first month after a megadeth album releases when metallica fans have to remind everyone why no one likes talking to them in real life
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
my friend very subtly trying to remind me discord is monitored and im probably on a list while im doing this in her dms after watching the news
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
checking up on some of my favorite bands and seeing the dude from lamb of god finally shaved his dreads off
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
it is genuinely frustrating how much worse video quality women's boxing highlights are cause im trying to make an edit and claressa shields 100% should be on it but a lot of the great fights she's had are filmed on 240p for some reason??? but jake paul gets 4k clips of him getting his ass laid out🙄
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24/12/2025
NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
that fuck ass ram's player really has me rooting for the fucking seahawks tonight i'm so mad
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Glitter Royale. @hihelloimglitter.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
ITS TIIIIIIIIME!!! Come hang out with my friends and I for the 5th Anniversary of Glitter Ball as we raise donations for @feedingamerica.org ! In the thread below I’ll share everyone’s info! 🧵⬇️
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
this is not important but i was correct in ALL my predictions when discussing week 11 with two people who like to place bets on the games but one of them didn't listen to me because they "dont bother with coach drama or injuries" and "you don't bet on teams anyway" enjoy ur no money i guess🤪
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
not to dick ride but the way characters in ow2 will ignore you if youve been choosing dialogue that implies you dont respect them is delightful and i love it. like no ur right, this is actually a consequence of my own behavior and completely reasonable a skill check/gift doesnt magically fix it
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i yearn for a concert
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
i was talking to my lyft today about quality shoes and how i stopped buying doc martens cause their quality got worse over the years and he went "oh wow you were a neo nazi!" and the way i just stared at him like
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ive never had a fucking apartment hold my lease hostage so im gonna go cough on them
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
good news is i just got an increase in job security, bad news is 3 people quit from overwhelming workload over the weekend and that was probably why they tried to call me in on my day off
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
insane that metallica is getting thrown under the bus because racists couldnt be bothered to watch happy gilmore 2 and learn who bad bunny is lmfaoooo
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
author fumbling the last 2hrs of the book by having the woman protag bounce back within 12hrs of being raped and throw herself at the main character because he was sad he lost a moral debate that didnt even make sense?? im losing it lmfao
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i want a tortilla jersey
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
me watching nfl drama videos and seeing the cardinals in clips/screenshots
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
my doctors gonna be disappointed my testosterone is low again 👉👈🥺 im doing my best boss
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
i think i accidentally flirted with the front desk woman out of like, anxiety💀
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If you see this, QRP with a Pokémon that shares the same first letter as your name!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/08/2025
1. My newest Anti-Trans Legal Risk Map is here. Risk has increased sharply for youth in many states as clinics shutter under Trump and state AGs refuse to enforce civil rights laws. For adults, some increases in risk. Nationwide risk remains extreme. Subscribe to support my journalism.
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
i dont think i was conscious or alive when the oilers became the titans but i wonder if those fans were as massive fucking babies about it like some commanders fans are these days like oh my god get the fuck over it broooo
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i'm listening to a guest complain about their room sayin it looks like a motel 6 and it's literally just because their fridge wobbles and they go "you know these hourly workers... you'd think they check the fridges" and front desk agreed and i'm standing there like
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
never watched an episode of shameless but i adore whatever the fuck those two gay dudes had goin on
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
got richard'd by dragon's dogma 2 and got sucked into a way longer and more emotional ending then i expected and the game was like "guess who unlocked new game plussss <3" like please i'm wounded but also yeah get me in there girl
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
listening to a book that spent a solid 5 minutes just fucking tearing this kid apart for being a geek "this kid came out the womb and the doctors could tell he was a fuckin nerd" CHILL OUT he's like 10 lmfaoooo
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
drawing with friends night
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Max @xnukamax.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
no book has ever got me so upset for a character before. if they start wildly swinging at ppl with an axe i'm popping champagne to celebrate
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