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Blueberry Windex

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the wawa biscuit gave me whooping cough

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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
yeaaaaaaaa I’m done see ya nerds
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Bluesky is getting botted to hell
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
someone needs to study the twink to MAGA pipeline what the fuck is going on
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
holy shit did the zizians do it?
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If you perform two mitzvahs you can get a Crunchwrap
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I don’t think JD Vance can do a push up
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Tech oligarchs be like noooo don’t learn to cook and grocery store get a meal kit for only $200 a week
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I don’t need AI to tell me to kms I tell myself that
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Since America is named after an Italian does that make all of America Italian?
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Now’s the perfect time to drop the Epstein files and nobody reads em because we’re dumb lol
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Wait Taylor Swift is straight? Dammit I really though I had a chance
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Just saw someone with “Free 🇮🇹” in their bio. What a going on w Italy?
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Make America Horny Again
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Marianne Williamson 2028 she won’t throw trans people under the bus
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Free Luigi
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I’ve never seen Donald Trump and Pedobear in the same room
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Incels should be drafted
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I heard drunk driving doesn’t count if you have a cigarette
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
why are there no woke hardware stores I need a new tape measure but don’t wanna get hate crimed
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Tom Cruise is a furry?
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Wait was the Industry Baby video foreshadowing wtf
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
RIP Jose Menéndez you would have loved Roblox
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I came here to get high and eat jelly beans and I’m all out of jelly beans
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Soccer should ban injuries
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Snoop Dogg Epstein Files
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Imagine schlep taking down a Roblox pedophile and it ends up being Trump
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Andrew Cuomo Masked Singer
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I heart gay homosexuals
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Jelly beans is dinner 🫘
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
do they make prep for cats
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Donald Trump is the guy who got so deep in credit card debt his only way out was to become president so he became president
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Potato chip is macro
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Oh no it’s hot in Texas right now how could this be
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Microdosing cardio by having anxiety
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Istg if the Russians do anything to harm Tommy Cash I’m gonna lose my shit 🇪🇪
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
what’s a crack barrel
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Studying the Tragically Hip discography in case I have to seek asylum in Canada 🇨🇦
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The Sanders brothers ain’t shit lol
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Megan Rapinoe should do the thing all the retired athletes do and start a winery she can call it Rapinot Noir
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I’m gonna keep deadnaming Heinz Field I don’t give a fuck
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Virginia Giuffre didn’t kill herself
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Okay loving the pinstripe Bay FC jerseys tho
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Where are all the pride flags for Bay FC at Oracle? Did CBS take all the gays away in an unmarked van?
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Starting to think there’s a reason we don’t play soccer on baseball fields
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Not now sweetie mommy is cyberbullying the commissioner
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Taiwán winning the Little League World Series will trigger WWIII
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Surprise Kneecap halftime show for Kansas State Iowa State lmao
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
A good friend will tell you not to kys but a great friend will say yeah I wanna kms too but you don’t hear me complaining about it
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Blueberry Windex @xjxaxx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This game is gonna have less scoring than r/incel
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