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Chris Cook

@xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social
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Multiple Guinness World Record Holder and manchild. Views are my own

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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@johnnyohnny.bsky.social Just watching your PUBG stream with Ian from last month, you've probably already been told, but you can get Umbongo from Farmfoods and Iceland too
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
England back to being dull and lacking creativity
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Everyone acting like Scotland were unlucky, but they were fucking terrible and could have been pasted. Brazil will hammer them if they play lie that. The plucky underdogs tag is so far unjustified
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m not going to stop going on about the fact that Arsenal’s success at corners is built on having two of the best corner takers in the game and they both play for England so you’re going to see it in this tournament and you’re going to be forced to accept it 👍
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Dan Critchlow @afcdw.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Okay, not to harp on about it, but people were so incredibly wrong about Rice’s corner threat being reliant on illegitimate blocking. I’d be embarrassed to be one of those people watching this.
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Where has this England been???
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So you'll all cheer Rices set pieces now then???
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Great performance by DR Congo
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not a single goalless draw so far, we all know what's coming right???
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Never been the biggest Messi fan but he was exceptional tonight
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tried Silent Hill F, it wasn't for me. Maybe it was because I'd just finished RER
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Spain, Switzerland, Turkiye and The Netherlands have all come into their opening games expecting to sweep their opponents away with ease and all have been humbled.
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Spain are favourites?? 😂😂😂😂
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Villa fans will claim Arsenal don't have any World class players then go ballistic when someone claims McGinn is only a good player 😂😂😂
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
No idea who ITV's host for the Sweden game is, did she win a competition? Just seems to be trying way too hard and sounds like she's doing about ten different accents at once
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
England are gonna stink up this tournament as usual then
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
PlayStations decision to stop PC ports isn't down to quality issues, it's down to the next Xboxs ability to play PC games......
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I know it's good for the Premier League if Villa win tonight, but I really hope they don't
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WHERES YOUR BOTTLE GONE NOW, YOU CUNT!
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fucking shaking
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh wow, Punk went in #wweraw
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Finally
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
At this current point we could have over half the Premier League playing European football next season, which is insane
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Watching Saipan and I'm not sure why they've made Roy Keane 6'7
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Completed Games 2026 1) it's been a while thanks to Arc Raiders and Eafc but I finally got this off my pile. Just as good as the original. A great nostalgia hit
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
No wonder we took so long trying and failing to get Sesko to sign. We kept offering him a pen, he kept refusing to take it.
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
After over thirty years and several movies you'd think they'd stop rehashing the same old beats. Terrible acting by everyone involved and dinosaurs that look way worse than the original from over three decades ago. Just let the franchise go extinct please
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Lyra Valkyria is great, but her gimmick sucks
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Andrades entrance makes zero sense
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Signing me up for junk newsletters around suicide and funerals again are we? Its the same thing at the same time every year. Get fucking over it you sad fucking cretin Maybe pour your energy into that nice new house of yours, or just not being a cunt to everyone 🤷
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Bobby Chakraborty @boblex.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Arsenal to the rescue again for england
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Far from deserved but we'll take it
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Agyemang a breath of fresh air, but hard to say it's deserved. That being said England should go on and win this now #ENGITA
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Continuing to play crosses into this Italian defence has been stupid. So many bad decisions in the final third
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Called it
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Let's get Meado on down the right, she won't hog the space in the middle and can allow Toone & Russo to actually play centrally like they are supposed to
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
If James is gonna move into the middle she needs to sit in the hole and stop forcing Russo out wide to find space.
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
United fans slagging off Gyokeres for not dropping everything to sign for them?? I don't honestly believe they were in for him and it was more Sporting trying to get Arsenal to pay the extra money they were suddenly demanding.
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Finally a great Superman movie. A little bit too much of the James Gunn stuff at times but some great performances and a fairly grounded story. Nicholas Hoult is phenomenal as Luthor and I can't wait to see more
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I can't wait to see Liverpool fans turn on Ekitike. If they think Nunez is frustrating they are in for a shock
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If he was moving anywhere else this would be a very different article
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Glad to see Hannah Hampton getting her flowers at last. Always rated her more than the clout chaser, and it's even more impressive when you remember she's got limited depth perception
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Anything near £100mil for Ekitike is insane. Not only is far too raw to be worth that, but didn't he blow Newcastle off a few seasons back after agreeing to sign?
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
#WWEEvolution is killing it thus far
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Charlotte is clearly very talented, but her positioning is fucking terrible. Constantly having to make obvious last minute corrections #Evolution
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The giant Becky Hogan sign 😂😂😂
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
After the last Black Panther movie I had zero interest in Ironheart. Thankfully it's actually not bad
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Tonight's Movie - Mickey 17 A not great adaptation of the book. Apart from Pattinson, most of the performances are pretty shocking
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Was really getting into STALKER 2 despite it's annoyances, but now I've hit a point where the performance has tanked making it even less fun to play
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Chris Cook @xixbluewolfxix.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Yer ma's mother's day present is out for delivery
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