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Will C you in Hell

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Black man. Cis, straight, he/him. Ally to everyone because if we don't hang together the man will damn sure hang us separate. Black women tried to tell you. Like, six times. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY **MUST BE DESTROYED** IF THE REST OF US WANT TO SURVIVE.

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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe 
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Meme edited version of classic tweet from "Lauren (@notabigjerk"):

"I'm not falling for that *Atlantic article*. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at.  i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
A graphic in the style of the backgrounds they used to put on high school pictures in the '90s.  This one is goes left to right purple darkening to navy with a grid on the lower quarter, separated from a starfield background by a white neon band.  Text reads "THE WHITES ARE AT IT AGAIN"
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
In support of our awesome and totally smart president, please share your most recent project or purchase that will help our national defense. Here's mine.
 A Mythic Legions action figure of an Ogre named Kkurzog.  He's big, bald, green and muscular, wearing gray metal and brown leather armor.  He's surrounded by all the accessories he comes with -- a harness, a helmet, a shield and sword, and an extra head and two extra pairs of hands.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
... yikes
A picture of a tobacco smoking pipe on a cream background.  Under the pipe in a script font are written the words "Ceci n'est pas it, chief."
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
...
In bold white all caps on black background, the word “BRUH”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
To sum up --
A picture of Lebron James dunking in the background, with Dwayne Wade in the foreground with his arms spread and a neutral "Deal with it" expression on his face.  They're both wearing black Miami Heat unforms.  The picture is captioned in large white block capitals with "TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS" above Lebron and "ABOLISH ICE" in front of D Wade.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
(complimentary 🤣)
In bold white all caps on black background, the word “BRUH”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
I’m gonna come in here with a pillow and take a nap one of these days because I *swear* I’m the only one who uses this stairwell. Ten years, and it still smells like paint.
A brown stair rail, going up, in a stairwell with blank taupe walls.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
“Very unfair, but what can I do?”
Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation.  He has his arms crossed and he’s looking down sternly.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
LRT —
The word “BRUH” in thick block white capitals on a black background
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Watching this show again as a fully adult human entails coming to the realization that more-than-kind-of racist grandma is still terrible, but is far and away the best Gilmore Girl. Rory’s the worst but Lorelai is The Actual Worst.
The Gilmore Girls, Rory and Lorelai
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
A black and white still from the Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet".  William Shatner is wearing a suit and tie, sitting in his airplane seat with his eyes shut, to avoid looking at the monstrous humanoid looking in at him from the wing of the plane.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
I don't think I've ever seen a more stark example of my assertion that most of the things Republicans say in public boil down to "either this person is maliciously lying or they are the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived".
Republicans convention delegates holding “mass deportation now!” signs
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
And as always, the Reverend Jesse Custer remains undefeated --
A panel from the comic "Preacher", written by Garth Ennis and drawn by Steve Dillon (RIP to tha gawd).  Jesse Custer, the titular Preacher, is a white guy with a magnificent head of curly black hair, wearing a black blazer with a sheriff's star pinned to it over a t-shirt.  He's yelling at a bunch of unmasked klansmen, singling out one in particular who has a rapidly receding hairline and literally no goddamn chin.  Dialogue is as follows --

"Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?  YOU!"

"wh-wh-wh--?"

"WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?"
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
To paraphrase Marcellus Wallace, that's basic human empathy, fuckin' with you. FUCK basic human empathy. You gotta fight through that shit.
Screenshot of a tweet -- yes I know I said don't engage with twitter screenshots, I'm a hypocrite, but I think this is important, sue me -- that says "dunking on Natalie Harp has run it's course, and now it's starting to make people look not so great" and then a bunch of other stuff about how we should be nicer to the people that are actively killing us.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 20/08/2026
In case you were wondering how bad the Flock camera backlash is -- y'all, it's pretty bad.
An anti-Flock camera facebook post from Kirk Cameron, of all people.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026
Meme edited version of classic tweet from "Lauren (@notabigjerk"):

"I'm not falling for that *Atlantic article*. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at"
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026
I honestly can't get past it. When I was ten years old I had an easier time buying the science behind Giant Man than I did believing a human person could have a head shaped like that. And yet.
The Avengers villain Egghead from Marvel Comics.  He's a white man wearing blue pants, brown shoes, a white dress shirt with a red and black striped tie, and a long white lab coat.  He's wearing a pair of pince nez glasses and his head is shaped EXACTLY like Marc Andreessen's, which is one of the reasons they call him Egghead.  The other reason they call him Egghead is that **unlike** Marc Andreessen, he is very very smart.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
I sincerely thought @straczynski.bsky.social was better than this —
A skeet fro J. Michael Straczynski, of all fucking people , that reads “The standalone book of Harlan Ellison's I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM is taking preorders, with writing essays by Harlan, and since MOUTH was the first AI story, for fun we fed it into an AI system and asked for its opinion. The reply is fascinating.”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
Promises made, promises kept —
Picture of Zohran Mamdani wearing an olive green fleece.  At the bottom is the caption “Zohran Mamdani promises to” and then below that in much larger bold white all caps is “FILL ALL HOLES”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 07/08/2026
There are some variations on it, but this is the one I see used most frequently.
A green field with a red band across the middle.  In the center is a black circle overlaid with a stylized panther head in red, with yellow eyes.  It is the flag of the nation of Wakanda.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
Cropped logo of a cracker box that reads in three lines “American” in small all caps, “CLASSIC” in massive bold type, and under that the same size as “American”, “crackers”.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
1 3 or 4 3
Titled "Settle This Debate" and below is three rows showing coffee, toast and steak labeled 1-6.
First row is six cups of coffee.
1. Black
2. Extra Strong
3. Strong
4. Medium
5. Weak
6. Extra Weak
Second row is six slices of toast
1. Untoasted
2. Light
3. Golden
4. Medium
5. Dark
6. Burnt
Third row is six cuts of steak
1. Rare
2. Medium rare
3. Medium
4. Medium Well
5. Well Done
6. Very Well Done
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
... wait, is this the book?
The Necronomicon ex Mortis (the Book of the Dead) from the Evil Dead movies.  It's a hardback book with a gnarly three dimensional eyes and mouth on the front cover.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026
Whoever posed the figures in Mezco’s SDCC display definitely knows ball —
A Mezco One:12 Collective Punisher figure posed in front of an orange background. Pic by @preternia.comThe cover of Don Pendleton’s first Mack Bolan novel.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
No it isn’t! No it fucking isn’t! You printed out a shipping label, nothing is physically on its way anywhere! STOP LYING TO ME!
A screenshot of an email subject line that says “A shipment from order #40645 is on the way”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
Meme edited version of classic tweet from "Lauren (@notabigjerk"):

"I'm not falling for that *Atlantic article*. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at.  i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026
Fire In The Sky, Week 5 --
Picture of a meme of a cartoon fighter who on the left of frame is raring to go and energetically proclaiming who he's planning to fight, and on the bottom right is sitting on a stool drinking water and trying to catch his breath because he's realized his opponent won't be that easy.  

Top caption says "Okay, ima fight [FRIA, QUEEN OF FRIGIA].  

Bottom caption says "damn, [FRIA QUEEN OF FRIGIA] got hands".
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
In bold white all caps on black background, the word “BRUH”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026
HA HA HAAA HA HA
From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026
Where are you when we need you, buddy.
G I Robot would like to kill Nazis with you. 

Would you like to kill Nazis with G I Robot?
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 25/06/2026
"G.I. Robot would like to kill Nazis with you.

"Would you like to kill Nazis with G.I. Robot?"
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 15/06/2026
The case against --
A black and white still from the Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet".  William Shatner is wearing a suit and tie, sitting in his airplane seat with his eyes shut, to avoid looking at the monstrous humanoid looking in at him from the wing of the plane.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 15/06/2026
... buried down toward the bottom is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Not an ounce of self-respect in the lot of them.
"Halabi, a teacher, declined to say how she would vote in November, but said that she is a Republican and always votes."

Some people can't learn, because they don't WANT to learn.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 30/05/2026
Where are you when we need you, buddy.
A cartoon rendering of a gold robot with red eyes, wearing WW II era uniform and helmet.  His helmet has a “2” on it.  

This is GI Robot. 

He kills Nazis. 

Would YOU like to kill Nazis with GI Robot?
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Dethklok, the world's most popular and successful death metal band, and the seventh-largest economy on Planet Earth.  From left to right --

William Murderface (Bass)
Skwisgaar Squigelf (Lead guitar and fastest guitarist in the world)
Nathan Explosion (Lead vocals)
Pickles (the drummer)
Toki Wartooth (Rhythms guitar)
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026
Oof. Yeah, the peach is about the only good thing about that.
Alabama “I VOTED” sticker from a few years back.  It has a US flag starfield on the top half and red & white US flag stripes on the bottom half, in the shape of the state of Alabama, bisected by a banner that says “#VOTED”Alabama “I VOTED” sticker from today.  It has a US flag starfield on the top half and red & white US flag stripes on the bottom half, in the shape of the state of Alabama, bisected by a red banner that says “I VOTED”.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
Kash Patel -- "How dare you print the fact that I'm an incompetent alcoholic! I'm filing a defamation suit against you, AND I'm opening a case on you!" Sarah Fitzpatrick and The Atlantic --
Kendrick Lamar from his Super Bowl LIX halftime performance.  He's wearing blue jeans, a blue jacket, and he's looking directly into camera with an *incredibly satisfied* look on his face as he says "Say, Drake--" and proceeds to call that man a chomo to what might very well have been the largest television viewing audience in the history of the world.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
A split screen of a woman and a man talking. The top is the woman (Tina Fey as Liz Lemon) saying “What a week, huh?”. The bottom is the man (Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy) replying “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
It took me a couple pages to notice that I was reading all of Frank's dialogue in Jon Bernthal's Punisher growl.
The cover to the Marvel Crime novel "Enemy Of My Enemy", by Alex Segura.  Cover is red, with Daredevil's headshot in profile as the main element of the background.  The shadow of the Hell's Kitchen skyline is over his face and a church is in the lower left corner.  Everything is in red and tones of black except for the text, which is white.  Text reads, top to bottom --

"LA TIMES BOOK PRIZE WINNER

"ALEX SEGURA

"ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

"A DAREDEVIL MARVEL CRIME NOVEL"
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026
Kendrick Lamar from his Super Bowl LIX halftime performance.  He's wearing blue jeans, a blue jacket, and he's looking directly into camera with an *incredibly satisfied* look on his face as he says "Say, Drake--" and proceeds to call that man a chomo to what might very well have been the largest television viewing audience in the history of the world.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from June 20 2017 from someone named "alaskancarl".  Text of tweet is as follows -- "I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
A comic panel of a close up of the X-Man Gambit.  He's a white man with straight brown hair that hangs about to his shoulders, and his eyes have black irises and completely red pupils.  He's looking up at something with a surprised but also very pleased expression, and he's saying (word balloon reads) "Damn.  I might start carryin' beans."
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
FULLY DEROGATORY
A split screen of a woman and a man talking. The top is the woman (Tina Fey as Liz Lemon) saying “What a week, huh?”. The bottom is the man (Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy) replying “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 20/04/2026
Apologize to George Lucas for every bad thing you said about the prequels, and apologize *right now*.
Padme's Royal Starship from "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace".  It looks like the Concorde if its body was three times as wide, its wings but not its engines were one third the size, and the whole thing was covered in chrome.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 16/04/2026
Drop your crime-fighting Catholics
A picture of comic-book Frank Castle, drawn by Steve Dillon (RIP to tha gawd).  It’s Frank from the waist up in the classic Punisher costume — black suit, white gloves and boots, giant white skull covering his entire torso — with a Glock in either hand and a rifle slung across his back.  His right hand gun is low and held out from his body.  The one in his left hand is pointed directly at the viewer, and he looks =pissed=.
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
Here in April of the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Six, **every single word** of this Trump quote from August 2024 is 100% accurate. Rotten bastard projecting so hard he can see the =future=.
Screenshot of a tweet from the Fox Business twitter account, dated August 5, 2024.  Text of the tweet reads "'KAMALA CRASH': Trump blames the stock market sell-off and Wall Street's downturn on Biden and Harris, warning of a looming 'great depression if the presumptive Democratic nominee wins the White House in November."  

Below the tweet is a picture of Trump, sitting in a tan chair with US flag behind him, that shitty smug look on his face, his tiny little hands spread, and below that the quote in white capitals on a blue "FOX NEWS" background -- "Stock markets are crashing, jobs numbers are terrible, we are heading to World War III, and we have two of the most incompetent "leaders" in history." -- Former President Trump
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 02/04/2026
A statue of Jesus Christ, done in a soft-featured cartoonish style.  He's wearing off white robes with a red sash over them, and a large red heart with a gold sunburst behind it is on his chest.  He's smiling and winking with his right eye, while giving a "you the man!" point with his right hand and a thumbs-up with his left.  It's the Buddy Christ, from Kevin Smith's "Dogma".
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 02/04/2026
I genuinely do not have the vocabulary to express how desperately I wish these were real.
An April Fool's Day joke, showing a Pop-Tart box, set just behind a plate with two pop tarts on it.  They appear to have a cheesy filling and savory, buttery icing.

The box is labled as being "Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits" flavor.
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