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PeterKVT80

@xenoxxx.com
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Retired teletext nerd.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 08/09/2026
A SIGGRAPH I went to in the 80s had a speaker reminding us with this image that "sea waves are not a height function".
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 05/09/2026
#teletext Blocktoberfest is coming to Stroud on October 3. Hope to see you there. www.xenoxxx.com/block26/inde...
Teletext page inviting people to Blocktoberfest 2026 on October 3
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 09/07/2026
Xenoxxx announcement. Goujon John NOT fighting the Clacton by-election. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 01/07/2026
Cooler days on the way thanks to #Xenoxxx
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 08/06/2026
Cappuccino with the garden in the background.
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 31/05/2026
I'm working on a "digitiser" that takes a hand drawn page and turns it into a teletext page. It's looking promising.
A paper template with hand drawn artwork of a sealion against a sky with clouds and a laptop screen showing the same scene rendered as a teletext page.
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 15/05/2026
Do not use any Beak-On Industries product. There are more humane ways of guarding your abacus. #xenoxxx
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 10/04/2026
Xenoxxx reminds consumers to use the new name "Beet Marmalade". This embodies the will of the people and is a symbol of our national progress and dignity. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 02/04/2026
Artemis launch in #teletext level 2.5
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 02/04/2026
Xenoxxx declines to help in Hormuz. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 31/03/2026
Xenoxxx is proud to announce the rehabilitation of the RSG9 tunnel complex after the unfortunate incident ten years ago. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 30/03/2026
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 25/03/2026
A new breakthrough in Xenoxxx's photorealistic image manipulation. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 25/03/2026
Warp level 2.5. Condition Orange. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 20/03/2026
Xenoxxx is strengthening cooperation with Greenland in a technology exchange. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 19/03/2026
Xenoxxx has a rebranding effort. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 18/03/2026
Have you seen any rogue snowmobiles? Xenoxxx is offering rewards for their capture. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 16/03/2026
USS Bridger with a minimal crew for space trials. Quite a way to go until the final commissioning. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 15/03/2026
If you see a red shirt on board USS Bridger, it might be Bamber Boozler. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 14/03/2026
Work continues on the Bridger app. The #teletext service browser is mostly complete.
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 13/03/2026
Citizens who engraved their palm with an image of #xenoxxx's Great Hero Goujon John might need a little aftercare today. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 12/03/2026
Some people have been upset about removing the likeness of our great hero from banknotes. #xenoxxx leads the way in innovative and permanent solutions #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 08/03/2026
#xenoxxx embraces all the possibilities of Kefir #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 02/03/2026
#xenoxxx appoints the "new sweet but firm" Chief Judge. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 28/02/2026
#xenoxxx's election protocols eliminate the risk of "family voting" thus ensuring fair and robust results for preserving democracy. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 26/02/2026
#xenoxxx's electricity grid is robust and definitely not over-stretched #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 25/02/2026
Xenoxxx getting up to speed on the 15 minute city thing #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 24/02/2026
Lunch is fusion cuisine.
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 24/02/2026
Thursday election. Failure to scan into a polling station by 2000h will result in a mandatory appointment at the Re-Alignment Centre. #xenoxxx
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 23/02/2026
The rumour spreaders have been crushed by the official verdict on Goulash Gary's exemplary conduct while on the Xenoxxx visit to Stevenage. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 22/02/2026
With so much fake news from the MSM, The Orakle AI has meticulously distilled the UK news and purged it of deviant noise. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 22/02/2026
Vendors taking part in the Wigan-Xenograd civic twinning artisan grade ration distribution. Access strictly by "Pay-by-Palm" hand scanning #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 22/02/2026
#xenoxxx announces the twinning of Wigan and Xenograd for the furthering of cultural synergy and resource optimization. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 21/02/2026
Good news for #xenoxxx citizens who may have had difficulties shopping these last few weeks. A new payment method is available. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 17/02/2026
#xenoxxx looking at Sector 7 redevelopment is impressed by Stevenage. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 16/02/2026
#xenoxxx introduces new internet safety protocols.#teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 15/02/2026
Snapper was on death row for having a reputation for biting children. We rescued him and he had ten more years to live out his full life.
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 13/02/2026
You can play the #xenoxxxx MIDI synthesiser in your browser. Ideally plug in your own MIDI keyboard or tootle with the on screen keyboard. www.xenoxxx.com/synth/
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 07/02/2026
#xenoxxx's arcade games are definitely not exploiting children in captcha farms. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 06/02/2026
#xenoxxx home design, reinterpreting "brutalist". #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 05/02/2026
Follow up to #xenoxxx's Citizen Audit by ICE [Internal Conformity Enforcers] . #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 04/02/2026
#xenoxxx using ICE to restore order in Residential Sector 7. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 03/02/2026
#xenoxxx needs YOU to go to the coast and collect kelp. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 02/02/2026
#Xenoxxx wants you to do your patriotic duty, and trim your moustache for swifter face recognition by SABRE (Sentinel-AI Biometric Recognition Enforcer). #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 31/01/2026
#Xenoxxx tweaks SABRE. Doesn't release the "Goujon Files". #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 30/01/2026
#xenoxxx's AI Robot Chefs get a bit too creative. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 29/01/2026
#xenoxxx's AI Ambassador Goujon John recalled due to unexpected collateral effects. #teletext
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 26/01/2026
#Xenoxxx announces streamlining of the legal process in a #teletext page. By outsourcing all legal documents and official announcements to "The Orakle AI", the law will function much more effectively.
Mock news item in teletext format explaining how ORAKLE AI will be used for all legal documentation and state messages.
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 26/01/2026
Pick a location, make a teletext template, fire up the server. Instant live #teletext weather page.
Teletext daily weather forecast for Muggenbeet.
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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 24/01/2026
The #teletext news on Xenofax. Bad winter weather is coming but #Xenoxxx has a plan.
Teletext page showing the Xenoxxx plan to counter winter storms.
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