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Morph the Xenomagnet

@xenomagnet.bsky.social
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Like the Mary Celeste, I appear out of the gloom looking all weird and disheveled. Many explanations are given; most point at the eldritch or supernatural. However, really I’m just the product of several unlikely but terrible decisions

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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Someone unexpected had a goth moment this morning
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Watching and reading Trump’s loss of control of the Epstein discussion and the MAGA base turning on him keeps reminding me of this quote
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there is no fate but what we make for ourselves written on a screen
ALT: there is no fate but what we make for ourselves written on a screen
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I’ve been reading how often sex predators suddenly announce health problems just after being accused publicly Weinstein and Cosby for example In other, completely unrelated news: The White House’s announcement of Trump’s health problems are currently appearing on the news
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This possibly one of the most confusing photos I’ve ever seen It has not been edited
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I genuinely appreciate that
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Two things extra to note 1: I could have replaced them at any point. Money wasn’t an issue 2: The old ones will not be thrown out. They will become another pair of ‘back-up’ trainers
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m not quite sure what this says about me: So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today Nooooo My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do” Is this just me?
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This guy seems to think Christianity is English He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible Or is he supporting Druids?
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
As is traditional
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Happy World Goth Day everybody 🦇
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I’m calling it: Andor Season 2 was perfect Not just a perfect series; it was like watching around 10 perfect films Every episode gave you joy, action heart and/or tears (pun intended) I loved it. I cannot praise this enough And around the world, like me, everyone has Rogue 1 lined up to watch
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a woman in a military uniform says this is exactly what they want .
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I can’t wait for Eurovision next week This article gives a great run down of the artists trying to qualify for the final this week Some amazing songs here, some very curious fashion choices - and also a lot of dross. Love it
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Magic spells, innuendo and riddles: Your guide to all 37 Eurovision songs
With just a week to go, here's our guide to the songs and artists taking part in Eurovision 2025.
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Good The video of the tree falling is just heartbreaking Apparently there’s a chance the sentencing could be televised? How are they still denying it when the evidence is so voluminous, compelling and easy to verify?
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Two men guilty of felling world-famous Sycamore Gap tree
Daniel Graham, 39, and Adam Carruthers, 32, both from Cumbria, are each convicted of two counts of criminal damage.
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Gonna call my next Cleric Leoxiv #dnd #whitesmoke
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a close up of a man wearing a white shirt and a white hat .
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Recently, I’ve been rescuing plants that were look neglected around the house I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone Today I can announce a shoot!
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Decided to take the dogs to Beamish today and one of them decided to help authorities with an investigation
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Expect a lot of films to get cancelled or suffer major release date changes now
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
He literally called this a “National Security Threat” Just when you think you’ve seen all the dumb, he pulls another awesomely stupid idea out of his ass
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Trump tariffs: US president says foreign movies to be hit with 100% levies
The president blamed foreign-made movies for the American film industry's "very fast death".
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
O say does that Crown-Spangled banner yet reign, O’er the lands of the tea, and the Queen’s vast domain?
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Legally, if any more statutes in the Declaration of Independence are broken then it becomes null and void and America reverts back to Britain
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I recently ramped up my job hunting and this week I have been given two very strong leads from recruiters and one of them is a dream job So keeping my fingers crossed. Will hopefully get some information on them next week Gonna need to buy myself a new suit
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a yellow cardigan .
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I like 🎥Movies 📺TV 🦹‍♂️Comics 🎧Podcasts 🗞️News 🀄Board games 🕹️Video games 🎲TTRPGs 🎹Music 👨‍👧‍👧My daughters 🫦My girlfriend 🐶My bassets 🫖Tea 🥔Crisps 🥧Pies ❓Puzzles 🏰History ⚖️Equality ↗️Northumberland 🤔Quizzes 💻Excel 🥃Rum 🗣️Heated debate 🍜Ramen 🌶️Chilli 🎓Learning 🍀My good fortune 👽Freaks like me 📝Lists #promosky
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Wonderful gift for a friend or a passive aggressive gift for a spouse or sibling?
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
A wise man once said “Kindly old elf, or CIA spook?" I’m just saying…
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Cos I’m a crepe Not dog’s dinner What the hell am I doing here I don’t belong here
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
“Mr President, here are the things not to do at the Pope’s funeral: “Don’t wear a blue suit “Don’t fall asleep “Don’t say you’re only going to make deals “Don’t stand on the rug the coffin is on “You got that?”
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Donald Trump's 'major blunder' as he pays respect at funeral of Pope Francis
President Donald Trump has been accused of being "disrespectful" while attending the funeral of Pope Francis. Mourners spotted what they think is a quite a big mistake
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This: youtu.be/5SdMzzmeNsY?...
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Andor Season 2 Declassified: Time | Contains Spoilers Eps 1-3
YouTube video by Star Wars
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Caught up on Andor Okay, I totally loved it. These 3 episodes were amazing But that absolute banger they played at the wedding is going to stay with me And you know what: when everything is falling apart around you and you know you’re in too deep: drink and dance like no one is watching
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a blurry picture of a group of people dancing together
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Maybe, without any microphones around, Trump can have it slowly explained to him what Putin really is, what he's like to deal with and how he's making Trump look like a fool This is my hope
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Last weekend before the project is over I’ll admit I was hoping the initial enthusiasm would produce more pictures Maybe people are waiting until the last minute to add an air of tension However, the pictures I have received have been passed over and she was very excited: “Tell them ‘Gosh!’”
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
We’re really not far from having women in white dresses leaving messages on droids for old men
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This has made my day
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Something you said about the word “Film” made me want to tell you that many Geordies pronouns it ‘filim’
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Yes. Yes he is. The man has no class
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It’s based on a game show from Korea And it’s really good. Hopefully, it’ll work here too
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Love it
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’m more than happy with this line up Bring it on
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The Imperial Office. With a cast of 4000 Meet Darth he’s Assistant (to the) Emperor
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Trump now realising that his boyfriend’s a dick? Maybe regretting the ‘I’ll have peace in Ukraine on day one’ hyperbole
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Ditto
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
How do you feel? Fine - definitely no extended periods of suicidal ideation How's your diet? Nothing but medium portions of fresh food Drinking? Never more than a couple of units a week Are able to exercise? Yup - out every day Then why do you look overwieght, sallow and hungover? I slept funny?
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Oh no Letter from the Doctor’s office for yearly check up How much truth do I tell them this time?
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I was thinking about PC recently as I was replaying Kerbal and it’s way trickier on Console to play
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Yeah that’s probably a good idea
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Yeah. Some day, maybe But no secure income and a wedding and supporting my brother has knocked my finances over currently But it’ll bounce back
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Morph the Xenomagnet @xenomagnet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Damn I only have an XB1 so no Oblivion for me I suspected this would be the case I’m gutted. I’ve played the hell out of Skyrim and haven’t played Oblivion in so long - I was really looking forward to it Really haven’t got the spare funds to get another console just for 1 game Damn
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a man sitting in front of a computer with the words who 's laughing now below him
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