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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king

@xenoking.bsky.social
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I've been to Japan once.

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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 11h
Me and the missus tried to watch Digger this morning. During previews the image is 4x the size of the screen. A worker, stops the previews, fix the projection. Movie starts sound is off a solid 30 seconds. Fix it again. There's now a screech in track. They stop the movie and give us coupons
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waking up this morning to 10 @ everyone pings in a discord server I forgot I was still a part of
A meme template featuring Poe Dameron from Star Wars saying "Somehow Chaotic has returned"
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woke up this morning and found out Win11 updated and switched where they put the yellow filter in registry so all my color temps are wrong in 1 monitor and only one monitor. My wife's Win10 machine doesn't have this issue so I'm downgrading back to Win10.
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How it feels when after 2 months of going to the same diner I got a waitress to understand that I wanted an Omelette and 2 pancakes with no sides and AND that I was willing to pay for 2 separate meals to get it, without a manager getting involved.
Kevin from The Office saying "It's just nice to win one"
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My lane in gaming is so funny. People are arguing about whether or not Wolverine sucks, they're trying to buy Fire Emblem cheap with a banana and meanwhile I'm sitting here excited that my copy of Culdcept Begins is arriving today. This is Culdcept's time to shine! It has a tutorial now!
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love that the the new kirby character reaction was pretty much: Reveal: That's oomf! she's adorable Nintendo 2 seconds later: She was imprisoned by Dedede and has a connection to the ancients Everyone: Ahh, Cthulhu I am pleased to again have a chance to best you on the field of battle.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am sitting on the couch when I ask my wife if she wants anything from the grocery store She then walks over, kabedons me before leaning in to whisper sweetly "Remember the apple pie oreos, I love the apple pie oreos". Girl you ain't have to do all that I was gonna get what you wanted anyway!
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm trying to figure out if I want to buy the new Onimusha so I'm watching streamers play a bit of it and every time it's: Streamer: Oh that's Lady Murasaki you should look her up. Me, a gifted scholar: Yea she had fat tits in FGO so of course I've read all her collected works. For comparison:
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man I know I have autism because a sexy lady dressed up as a comic book character and I immediately clocked she has the wrong color shade for her outfit, patterns didn't extend far enough, she was combining 2 different outfits, etc.. all before I realized "Sexy Lady" Wife just stared at me like
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am so glad this site breaks all the time because I came by to my computer to see 30+ notifications and was terrified a comment wound up in a PVP zone.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Unrelated note: Is there a good hoping on point for the IDW TMNT comics or should I swallow my pride and buy it 1 IDW Collection at a time?
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wife is mad as hell at me because I played Hades and completely bounced off of it, had no interest at all. Then a few months ago a friend gave me TMNT: Splintered Fate, a Hades clone with a budget in the hundreds.... I've put 100 hours into it. Hades and Hades 2 are her favorite games.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thoughts on Mistfall Hunters: I really enjoy the serviceable Dungeon crawler in this game, which gets ruined by having to play the shittiest version of For Honor where if I'm near a corner or an object without a teleport I lose. Overall fun but definitely needs some polish to get me to stick to it.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Me and my wife are in a used bookstore, she's just finished reading "Welcome to the ballroom" and wants to pick up another dance manga. At which point she has the gall...the unmitigated gall to hand me this book and go "I think this looks good, do you think it might be gay?"
Cover for the Yaoi manga 10 Dance
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
After spending a whole day with Marvel Tokon.... They really tricked a bunch of people into playing BBTag again huh? Not that I'm complaining, as long as they don't have an invincible glitch I'm good. Only negative is that Cap's trick shield is a combo extender not an area denialer.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Welp, we had to let go of my zoomer co-worker today. We're in a meeting with the CEO, he's on his phone, he manages to fuck up his presentation, blames me for about 3 minutes before I flip my laptop around, show him the exact conversation where i told him what to do and he agreed to do it.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why is Obari at Evo?
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Got Starfox an hour ago, beat Starfox on the hard path, I am so out of practice on the hard path I couldn't medal it on my first playthrough in a decade. Teen me would weep. $50 seems too much for a remake of a remake of a 30+ yr old game but it's Starfox so you already know if you want it or not.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I've been laughing at the Elmo video for like 6 hours straight, my wife is sick of it. I just wave my hand a little and say "Don't make this a thing" and I have dodge a pillow. I love her so much! Elmo really saw his head on a pike once and said "There must be changes"
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wife: Did you pay the electricity bill? Me: Of course Wife: Because I'm getting texts that say our bill is past due, did you spend the money? Me: *check account and sees the exact amount for the bill* Wife: You're lucky I know you're too lazy to cheat on me Me: I'm not lazy I could totally.....
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Boss didn't like the way I organized our server room so he took 3 hours to: Mix the chargers that were separated by wattage and type into 1 bin Move the laptops separated by model into 1 giant pile Mix our triple+double screen mounts together Break 3 monitors Thank goodness he organized it.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I thought I was cool with the zoomer we hired at my job and I literally found out his reaction to JRPGs in Nintendo directs is just this. THE MOTHER FUCKER PLAYS COMPETITIVE POKEMON AND CALLS ALL JRPGS THE SAME!
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wife asked why I switched from coding to IT support. Because one day we were on a project & my boss asked "It's just coding, how many solutions can there be?" then I respond "There are over 128 ways to solve this problem but the 10 ways a sane person would do it are copyrighted"
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The AI chat w/Boss went: Boss: We're going to monitor and block AI except the 2 we pay for Me: How are we going to monitor? Boss: We're not Me: How are we going to block? Boss: We won't Me: So we won't do either but make an example of people who do it in a way we dislike? Boss: Why do you hate AI?
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I went to Target to pick up some digimon cards and almost immediately got hip checked by a scalper. But I was a foot taller than him and about 100 lbs bigger so they crashed off me into a restock cart. They started shouting that I shoved them away but no one was buying that. Artist rendition below:
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Captain Disillusion Running Into Wall
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wife told my mother-in law I was off Friday.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
God I hate the future so much. Credit monitoring Firm: YOUR CREDIT SCORE HAS LOWERED, HACKERS COULD BE BUYING A MAZERATI WITH YOUR CARDS RIGHT NOW! LOG IN IMMEDIATELY!!!! Me: Oh God No! Firm: Your credit score dropped by 1 because you spent $20 and your credit usage went from 1/3 to 2/3.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I love how American I become when I'm traveling Me in America: Burger's a burger Me abroad: Naive to hide the poor quality meat by sauteing it in butter. Don't insult the both of us by pretending this is real cheddar You've created a burger whose only purpose is for rats to fornicate and die upon it
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The best part about being in a relationship is that sometimes your partner will help you address blindspots in your world view. Like when I, a man who has been cooking since I was 13, turned to my wife to say "You can't just make garlic bread" I've been saying "There's no way it's this easy" alot.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What's true hater energy? I'm buying a used copy of Legend of Korra so I can rip scenes from it to do the Kevin Not Legendary Rant with Korra because A) Someone reminded me she existed B) They're doing a new Avatar series where Avatars are heralds of destruction and she wiped out every other Avatar
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さわD@skeb募集中 @sutunununu.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
ブラックウォーグレイモン Blackwargreymon skebにてご依頼ありがとうございました! Thank you for your request through Skeb! #digimonfanart #デジモン
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Me: Hey Boss, I need to take a day for bereavement leave, instead of it being the 2 days I need, I condensed it down to 1 but I won't have my work phone on me Boss: Okay Get back to work today Boss: WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE?!?! IT'S SO RUDE TO NOT RESPOND WHEN PEOPLE ARE RELYING ON YOU!
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I'm playing a bit of Scarlet/Violet Pokemon lately and my Golduck gained the title "the Reliable Partner" 1 step after I caught the Skrelp that was going to replace him. How I imagine him in the box.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
There's something deeply funny about the woman I'm about to marry, in sickness and in health, literally kicking me out of bed because I'm coughing too loud.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
How I feel being forced to work 1 minute past my usual time.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Friend told me about the busty dual-pistol wielding nun in Under Night Inbirth 2
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
So for the past year of living together my GF has been getting me into EDM, she likes the slow ambient kind and I like mine way harder than that. She said "It's such a shame, you were born to be a rave kid. You would have loved trip pants and getting so high in a bathroom that you're terrified."
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Written by Marv Wolfman” You got your comics for the fashion. Your chain fake.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hang on, I saw the Doomsday Trailer. I am so tired of watching Patrick Stewart die. Come on, there's a ton of X-men that were never touched and just weird shit you can do, stop reliving the Fox X-men again. Also bringing Fox Cyclops back just to kill him off again is tacky.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I wanted to post something positive about the DQ7 demo but... someone posted a help ticket at 2200 last night as an ASAP HIGH PRIORITY, then CC'ed their boss and VP in an email at 0630 demanding to know why it wasn't done. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6gc...
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We Gotta Get Out Of This Place (US Version)
YouTube video by The Animals - Topic
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Boss before I took Vacation: Yeah I'll cover your work and if you need me to do anything while you're out let me know. 1st day back: I didn't do anything you asked, refused to respond to support tickets from people below my rank and backed up 2 locations because I didn't want to try to buy a part
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The weirdest part about learning US-Cuba history is that a phrase as innoucuous as "Hispanics in Florida celebrate recent actions by the US Government" makes me immediately suspicious. I have no proof. I have no evidence. But I know what's happening.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Go to bed Wake up Phone is blasted with B-more peeps asking about homes in York, PA What? Check Bsky for reference Why is my timeline freaking out and twitch streamers are denouncing the US Government? OHHHHHHHHHHH Fuck.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Finally was able to sink a decent amount of time into Digimon Time Stranger and my honest early review of it: No Chessmon line 0/10 trash game.
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Had Christmas brunch with my future in-laws and embarrassed no one! First time w/Russian potato salad, my mother-in-law asked me how it tasted, I said it could use a little dill. I have now joined a years long factional war against my parents-in-law. Our victory is assured, I am awaited in Valhalla
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Xeno "Not Quite Dead Yet" king @xenoking.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Fiance three weeks ago: Hey you look a little sleep deprived. Me: Nah I'm fine. Guess who got out of visiting the future in-laws today because he slept 20 of the last 24 hours?
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호랭 @horang1203.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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