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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym)

@xenojive.bsky.social
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"Writing rhymes on picket signs" Hip-Hop 🎤, MCFC ⚽️, Pro Wrestling 💪, Geek 🎮 & Lefty shitposting 💣

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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 7h
Wait I thought FFP/PSR was supposed to stop this? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Independent regulator report says English football finances are 'dangerously exposed'
English football's finances are "dangerously exposed, with the majority of clubs living on the edge of financial disaster", a new report says.
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 8h
Something something stitches
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Stich's Mischievous Grin
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 8h
Nothings changed since Mourinho then. It used to be "lump it up to Fellaini" I remember a rag on a call in show saying "we're just a rich West Brom"
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 8h
Mate I'm howling at your new name
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 9h
Ask Nedum how City signing Scott Sinclair for 6m caused United to go a goal down in 50 seconds
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 10h
Omg VIKING Norway sides in UCL:
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Buff Spongebob Squarepants Transformation
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 10h
Pure pace from City youth player Carlos Forbs, drawing a pen against Inter
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 10h
Golazooo
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 10h
LMAO RAGS 50 SECONDS No Gundogan needed
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 13h
Apparently this is what the media wanted to happen Sunday. Sorry lads
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 14h
According to this they didn't, they had a mixtape queued up and all. Shame the DJ didn't save their life talksport.com/football/464...
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Liverpool players chose deliberate playlist for Man City before Maresca revenge
Liverpool players taunted their Manchester City counterparts before Sunday’s highly-charged Anfield clash – using the in-stadium playlist. Tracks including the Whitney Houston classic &…
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 14h
They really have ousted all the women who've had the slightest scrutiny. Meanwhile Kegseth is still belching it up
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 16h
They looked so good too, the RenderWare engine! That and Black en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_(...
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Black (video game) - Wikipedia
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 16h
SO MANY BLUES TO LISTEN TO I'M HAVIN THAT ALL DAY LONG
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 16h
bsky.app/profile/xeno...
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 17h
This is why you lot are so seething, you can't rattle City fans with these threats No one gives a fuck. MCFC OK
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 18h
Man even gave us a Pep flavoured "So, so, so happy"
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 18h
The state of these questions "Why did you celebrate after Anfield?"
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lmao Liverpool spent 750m over 3 windows and you're here crying about 900m over 9 years
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Second yellow was a definite yellow. First was soft but still a bookable offence. In fact O'Reilly was booked for similar and you got a freekick but unfortunately Wirtz took it I mean what can you do he only cost 138m - its tough to reconcile that spending doesn't automatically = results.
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don't forget Lavia
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/xeno...
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cheating where? Bribing refs? No Bribing league officials? No Bribing players? No Bribing coaches? PEDs? No Spying/Hacking? No (actually Liverpool did that) Doku + Cherki = 101.5 million Euros Barcola + Wirtz = 282.5 million Euros How could Manchester City do this?
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They want City fans to hang their heads in shame when there are loads who simply wouldn't care if they had to rock up to Grimsby next season
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Cersei Lannister's Walk of Shame
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"The most anticipated Premier League match of all time" And City delivered yet again. 2 goal of the month contenders. 93:20, 100 points final kick of the match, coming back from behind to win the league at Brighton, the final day vs Villa, the treble City have been box office for this league
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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You just know that the reason the social media vids went up unaltered in the first place is because no one involved knew who "The Dolls" was referring to The absolute panic it must have been, realizing that they'd accidentally been trans-positive by proxy
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That Oasis cheats banner is fucking class
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man that's wild that signing Gareth Barry for 12m in 2009 made Gerrard slip and Gravenberch perform two yellow card fouls today
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sssshhhh, can you hear that? Its the sound of Barney Ronay and Miguel Delaney furiously clattering away on their computers
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
114 Problems but Liverpool ain't one
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How embarrassing for the commentators, the league, the refs, the journos, Stevie Gerrard, Daniel Craig, Stephen Graham, Paul McCartney...
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cherki > Wirtz. Fact. You can spend all the money in the world and still get fuck all.
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kate @katemcfc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LMFAO HOW EMBARRASSING FOR THE PREMIER LEAGUE
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
L̶I̶M̶B̶S̶ stems.
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MAULED BY THE CHEATERS YOU'VE BEEN MAULED BY THE CHEATERS MAULED BY THE CHEEEEEEATERS
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
L̶I̶M̶B̶S̶ stems.
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"THE MOST ANTICIPATED PREMIER LEAGUE MATCH OF ALL TIME" FT: 0-0
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Their game plan is banking on getting all the 50/50 calls
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thought we've been decent considering the situation and environment tbf
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah we've been decent all things considered
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tbh I think we've been OK getting forward just need a bit more ruthlessness in the box
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah the AI and defending the shitty chairman isn't on but please dont ignore the 100s of others proper supporters with the bananas that can be traced back for decades old fan culture
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ederson is back apparently
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao gonna be a long season with no 50/50 calls for us
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Cheating bastards" song ✅️ How will I ever recover
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't mind Champion usually "City supporter" Dixon is rubbish Good thing I watch the international feed
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got em
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym) @xenojive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We invented "stay humble eh"
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