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Daddy Chill

@xdaddychill.bsky.social
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Yapping in to the Void 🧚🏼‍♀️🪐🐈‍⬛🌲🏳️‍🌈✨

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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I say this as someone who loves drugs.. we cannot have drug addicts in charge 😂
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I hope someone does it soon.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Will someone please tell the water signs it’s time to run for office? Manipulate them back.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Be the problem you want to see in the world.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If free housing, free education or tuition reimbursement and free healthcare are so socialist, why are they the selling points for the military.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Recently discovered salsa with cream cheese, thank me later
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The least cool thing about me: I prefer the sushi rolls with cream cheese.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Take the trip.
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Kelley Buzbee @kelleybuz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Did Marjorie Taylor Greene get censored by the House for screaming at President Biden? Just wondering if another white woman got away with stuff black men can’t.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Getting ordained so that when I email my representatives, they have to address me as Reverend.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sitting at the airport, replacing my flying anxiety with anxiety from the news. Can’t be afraid of a mid-air collision if you’re too busy being angry that Blackrock bought both ends of the Panama Canal. #BigBrainThings
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Not knowing things is probably so cool. So chill and relaxing, ykwim?
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Remember, always use a flared base when getting fucked up the butt.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I need that guy who tracks Pelosi’s stocks to tell me how much the President, JD, Laminated Leather Face and each Cabinet Member are making off of this crash right now because you can’t tell me he didn’t push tariffs so he could time it. We’re about to see the largest wealth transfer in decades.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
One that goes against the kings wishes of course
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
First Amendment rights, pfft who needs ‘em
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
We’re about to see who has more control over Donny. Who’s your money on? Because 7 European countries cancelled their contracts with Starlink, 3 put 100% taxes on new Teslas + 200% on used Teslas imported into their country.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Shower thought: Why don’t we make AI generated videos of Trump talking realistically about what his administration is doing so we can educate the Facebook sheeple? It wouldn’t even be misinformation.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Every abuser, ever.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It’s easy to deny privilege exists when you yourself haven’t amounted to much despite a system built by your people, for your people.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA. Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps. Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems. See how this works?
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
All of the feminism leaves my body when I jump on a call with a woman who upturns the end of her sentences.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
UGH this is bringing back a memory of an ex being crazy.. the Costco sized bottle of coconut lotion is VERY HARD to get off of cars as well 😆
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You could take this advice as well. I don’t suspect to see a bump in car eggings as a result of a tweet from a girl with 1k followers. That said, if you like arguing in the comments of a satirical post, I’ve been there! Do you
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’ve heard about this! What does it do? HYPOTHETICALLY ofc
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’m not sure egging a car is an “attack” given the world we live in.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
For legal reasons this is a joke but licking a jolly rancher and then sticking it to the top of a car (like one with trump flags for example) rips the paint off when they try to remove it.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Imma need you to cite this because I definitely want to try
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This is fucking great!! Ty
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Wait what Tell me more! Monkeywrench my day!
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I have an anthropological heart, a fascination of human psychology and behavior and for this reason, in this era of life particularly I become more compassionate every day and simultaneously, more evil as well.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What if the egg shortage is just a scheme to keep us from throwing them at Swasticars?
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Just watched the Bob Dylan movie and decided Electric Blues and psychedelics will be getting me through the next 4 years. Wait.. haven’t we.. seen this before?
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
HR@opm.gov This is the email address requesting federal employees list 5 productive things they did this week. Do with that what you will.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Am I seeing a nose job and maybe some filler in the nasolabial area? Girl, spill ☕️
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I hope JD partners with @kyliecosmetics.bsky.social to drop a line for summer. A fresh smokey eye on a summer night is just what this girl needs!
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
He should get tips from that lady that murder her dog. What’s her name? Kristy Noem?
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
First it was the heavy black eye liner. Now it’s the extra small pants. Only thing JD is making great again is 2010’s emo fashion, CAN I GET A HUUYEAA
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Got my $8,000 stimulus check today! Finally, DOGE does something decent. Repost if you got yours!
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Big sister’ed a little too hard in the family group chat today
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I think we all need to collectively gaslight the right into believing we got $8,000 stimulus checks from all the ‘auditing’ Doge has been doing.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Remember, don’t touch the bricks www.project2025.observer
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
There are a lot of single men right now that wouldve had wives 50 years ago *just* because a husband meant an a meal and a place to live for women. There are a lot of men right now who don’t actually have the qualifications to have a wife. The institution of Marriage is DEI for men.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Some of you aren’t going to like hearing this so I’ll hold your hand, but marriage is DEI. Marriage is DEI for men.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’ve entered the “Awe” Stage where I am truly just in awe that people still vehemently support this administration. Vehemently means in a forceful, passionate, or intense manner- for the folks supporting this administration.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Its not a coup unless it comes from the Coup D’état region of France.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
How did I finish my 20s without earning a murder of crows as companions, what have I even been DOING.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Listen sometimes you bada your bings. Other times your bings bada you, that’s just life. That’s just how it goes. But you know what you can always do? You can always bada boom; swing right back. I love you, keep swinging.
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Daddy Chill @xdaddychill.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Ogre dragon.
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