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Neph

@xbishop.bsky.social
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She/Her | Gay | Gym Rat & Gamer | Caitvi brainrot

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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The only time I come on BlueSky any more is to see if Twitter is down for everyone else too :/
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Cloudflare POR FAVOR!
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Seeing old pics of myself with long hair is so fucking weird. Like who the fuck is this bitch?
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Just had a haircut at a new hairdressers and finally it's safe for me to be seen in public again :']
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James Bennett | Pre-order "Mother of Night" @jamesbennett.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Sums it up.
A four panel cartoon on a blue background. 

Panel #1: A group of nondescript grey people tell three pink nondescript people that "You do not fit in here."

Panel #2: The pink people say, "ok we will make our own place."

Panel #3: The crowd of grey people ask "Why are you excluding us" and the pinkies react with an, "Oh no." 

Panel #4: The crowd of grey nondescript people have invaded the new space and and are telling the three pink people, "You do not fit in here."
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
New books arrived!
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Is it considered cringe/performative to read books in coffee shops? 'cause I literally never see anyone else do it and now I wanna know if I'm being judged
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Everything that's happening politically around the world right now is so comically unsubtle, but everyone is in on it so no one's fucking doing anything about it. 10 years ago we'd have laughed at the mere suggestion
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents. In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Star Trek Voyager scene. Black and white picture, with a feel of sci-fi from the 50s. Two dastardly looking men stand in silver? (It's black and white so hard to say) metallic uniform/costumes. One has an evil goatee and the other has a pointy evil metal head dress/helmet. They're standing on a throne of some sort, with long ornate curtains that seem to run from floor to ceiling behind them. Everything feels exaggerated and villainous. Closed caption reads, "Gather my space force."
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. 

Text reads: I defragged my zebra
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Bodybuilding influencer YT drama is so niche and dumb but fuck it keeps me entertained
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Sled push kinda kicking my ass
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Posted 2 days ago. This was awful pessimistic..
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
New Bench PR!!!!!! After plateauing for literally 6 months (thanks elbow injury) I finally hit 55kg which means I can now bench my own body weight. Omfg I'm so happy!!
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 21/08/2025
Revealed: Israeli military’s own data indicates civilian death rate of 83% in Gaza war
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Revealed: Israeli military’s own data indicates civilian death rate of 83% in Gaza war
Figures from classified IDF database listed 8,900 named fighters as dead or probably dead in May, as overall death toll reached 53,000 Figures from a classified Israeli military intelligence database indicate five out of six Palestinians killed by Israeli forces in Gaza have been civilians, an extreme rate of slaughter rarely matched in recent decades of warfare. As of May, 19 months into the war, Israeli intelligence officials listed 8,900 named fighters from Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad as dead or “probably dead”, a joint investigation by the Guardian, the Israeli-Palestinian publication +972 Magazine and the Hebrew-language outlet Local Call has found. 8,900 Named fighters listed as dead or ‘probably dead’ in Israeli database as of May 2025 Continue reading...
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Wordle 1,523 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Normally I love summer/heat waves.. but this year it has impacted my eating, sleep, and workouts to the extent that I am actually looking forward to autumn for the first time in my life :/
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ooooh Hevy now shows muscle distribution during your workout, rather than just giving a summary after you finish.. oooooo
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Zoe Morgan, my beloved
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Making plans is great until you actually have to go do them :[
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Wordle 1,519 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Gym when cramps. Not having fun. Wanna be playing video games.
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I spotted the bullshit Wordle 1,518 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@gaythotcabinet.bsky.social Lea pls.. we're out here having to actually do our jobs because we can't play Terraria.. POR FAVOR save us!
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I have been unparalleled levels of productive today.. I hate it
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
People just letting their dogs bark for hours.. in the middle of summer when I can't even close my windows.. I'm going to fucking scream.
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Aliens skins back in the Fortnite store.. I have literally checked every single day for the past 4 months waiting for this let's gooooooooooooo
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The POI rewatch is imminent.. song from the OST came on shuffle whilst I was at the gym and I got majorly in my feelings about it
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Sitting on a machine at the gym purely because I'm waiting for someone to get off of the machine I want. Meanwhile, they're only sitting on that machine because they're waiting to use the one I'm on...
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
In a shocking turn of events my first gym session after 3 days rest has been really fucking good and I feel great.. who could have predicted???
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wordle 1,508 2/6 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Me playing Mass Effect
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Matriarch Benezia's tiddies are so distracting
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
When the fanfic seems interesting and then you realise it's in 1st or 2nd POV
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bart simpson sits at a podium while a man stands in front of a door
ALT: bart simpson sits at a podium while a man stands in front of a door
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Let's fucking goooooo
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Zari time loop episode, my beloved
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I miss having a crush :[
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
bruh Wordle 1,505 6/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Might have a whole THREE consecutive rest days from the gym starting tomorrow. First time I'll have had more than 2 in a row off in about 16 months. My elbows and wrists are so fucked rn.
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Never thought I'd find myself saying this but I miss trashy CW shows where the writing was terrible but the ships were A+
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Is The Hunting Wives actually good or is it something middle aged straight women watch to feel spicy?
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Crushing very hard on Ona Batlle right now
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Future space BFFs Data and Geordi are talking in Ten Forward. Camera is focused on Data. Closed caption reads, "I can now look forward to death."
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Everything is a little bit shit isnt it
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Celebrated my birthday by going to the gym.. just like every other Tuesday..
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Neph @xbishop.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Fandom obsession with men, and straight women fetishing M/M ships.. Not surprised, just disappointed
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