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@xaviergarcia.bsky.social
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writer / editor / hermit / collector of dust Editor at Twin Pies Literary / Linktree: linktr.ee/xavieragarcia

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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Im at the Notre Dame in Montreal and I’m pretty positive I’m going to have to fight some Dark Souls/Bloodborne boss soon. Def using the pillars to my advantage.
Inside the Notre Dame
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This station is called Camp-de-Mars. And while I don’t speak French, I’m pretty positive this says Champion of Mars. I’ve never felt more seen.
Station called Champ de Mars
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Montreal, I approach. Prepare your finest poutines and smoked meat. Unfortunately, my grade 9 French is pretty spotty. So I will speak with mine eyes and mine eyes only.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My friends, I got a job 😭. I’ve been unemployed for most of the year and things were getting scary. But, I can breathe again. I can buy books again! I can sleep again.
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Embarrassed Kid During Interview
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mole people this, mole people that. Yo if this subway gets delayed one more time I’m going to start hunting these goblins down for sport. I don’t care if the guy at the transit booth says they don’t exist.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The least whimsical thing about me is a hate when TV shows do dream episodes. I don’t care what insights you gain, protag. Wake up and let’s get back to the show.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Microagressions out here rly starting to feel like plain old aggression aggression.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went to the comic book shop and they told me they’re in awe because my comic book takes are always correct and everyone else is always wrong. Bananas. Anyway, Cyclops should cheat on his wife with Emma Frost again.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it just me or has the number of gambling ads blown up exponentially. This can’t be healthy for the public psyche.
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Max Restaino @potheadfuckbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I used stuff from the public domain and made a cover for a thing that I will have available at VoidCon then online afterwards:
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Second round job interview is today, but it’s okay because I already sacrificed my prize bull to Pallas Athena and my augurs have observed the birdsigns and they tell me I’m bout to go beast mode.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For some reason I’ve been managing my anxiety by playing 2D pixel art fighting games from the 90s. Mostly Street Fighter. But I just tried SNK’s Garou: Mark of the Wolves. It plays super smooth, and feels nice, but I’m finding it so much more bland than, say, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike.
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Rock Howard Garou Mark Of The Wolves
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People who know about cars baffle me. “That’s a Samsung Horsepower 900.” Doggy, what are you saying? That’s a white van.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reason why Padme sucks: excuses the genocide of Tusken Raiders cuz of Anakin’s involvement, but when he goes against the interests of her political party, now he’s “going down a path [she] cannot follow.” Reason why Padme is actually awesome: Natalie Portman and her pretty outfits. This is true.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seeing Supergirl go #1 in 20 countries with brand new fans falling in love with it makes me happy. But I am bummed about the influence that comic book incel nerds have. Still, I’m hyped it’s getting new life on streaming cuz I want to see more of Kara!
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got called in for a second interview for next week so I’m heading out today to get a hair cut (trim tho cuz I ain’t cutting my locks on some Samson time) to look cleeeeean!
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m such a big fan of Terminator 2 that I tend to ignore the first one. But I recently rewatched it and my god it’s cool. Look at the way “TECH” flashes behind Arnold in this cool 80s dance club.
Terminator at a club while the word tech flashes behind him in a sign
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yesterday I finally beat the boss Gill in Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike (1999). I did it as Chun-Li and therefore we are bonded now for all of time. With Gill defeated, I am the God Emperor now. Do not be afraid of mine own beauty, friends. I will be fair but horrible.
Poster for Street Fighter III: Third Strike
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I reached Gill while playing as Alex in Street Fighter III: 2nd Impact and now I can rest for mine death is a good one. (Hyped for the movie btw)
Street Fighter 3: 2nd Impact poster
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Camille Larkey @camillelarkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Toronto, somewhere between the clouds and the city lights ✨.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Please keep your hands and feet inside of the Frank Frazetta ride at all times! Thank you!
Frank Frazetta ride at the CNE
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Getting ready for the Dune movie this year by reading the Iliad, which Homer always intended as prequel. House Atreides has always kind of sucked tho, huh?
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I stayed up for the partial lunar eclipse last night and now I’m a partial werewolf.
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Band Of Misfits Monkey
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plan a horrorfest uing only your first name. My name got weird letters fr, but okay X (2022) Audition Videodrome Ichi the Killer El Día de la Bestia Requiem for a Vampire
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John Chrostek @johnchrostek.com · 26/08/2026
Hey, it’s the one year anniversary of my first novel, FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN, so here’s a picture of me crouching in the bushes next to some construction equipment in my neighbor’s lawn Thanks for giving this book a nice life, friends, and being pals
Hey, it’s the one year anniversary of my first novel, FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN, so here’s a picture of me crouching in the bushes next to some construction equipment in my neighbor’s lawn
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watched Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma last night and wow was that great! Jane Schoenbrun is 3/3.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was originally hyped for Batman: Knightfall but I’m super bummed that Bane doesn’t have a Spanish accent in it and the guy that voiced him ain’t even Latino. Lame.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Flexing inside the blood pressure machine so the system knows my high blood pressure is from massive gains.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of my favourite things about writing Lady Blood ancient Mayan stories is cracking open some old university research text nobody ever reads like Gandalf scouring forgotten scrolls at the library of Minas Tirith and discovering some secret knowledge.
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Gandalf Reading Ancient Scrolls
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The thing about having an elderly chihuahua is that sometimes when you leave him on the couch in the morning he’ll take a crap on it and ruin your whole day.
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Camille Larkey @camillelarkey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Toronto summer just hits different on super 8 🎡
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey everyone! I have some absolutely wonderful news to share! @madnessheartpress.bsky.social has agreed to publish my debut novella!! This is my first ever book so I’m freaking out! It’s a horror romance called My Chemical Wedding. It’s got sex and guts and gross homunculi. I’m deeply proud of it!
Promo art

Coming 2027

My. He I am wedding reads as if David friend Beth wrote a disgusting rom-com over an alchemical treatise as the Velvet underground blasted out of old speakers.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mamoru Oshii movies are such a vibe. Working on something longer right now that I hope captures a fraction of this feeling.
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Karlo Yeager Rodríguez @kjy1066.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh hey! I wrote a speculative noir where agent Pura Concepción Domínguez investigates whether a luchador's been jinxed and by whom in "That Old Black Magic We Call Empire" If that sounds intriguing, were trying to get at least 50 pre-orders www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-specul...
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For the morning crowd! Got a horror book coming out 2026! It’s super gross and romantic. Details to come!
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Caleb Bethea (they/them) @calebbethea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The homunculus is out of the bag! Awesome news for an awesome human and writer. So stoked for this ripper to hit the shelves 😈
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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 18/08/2026
Oh hey look
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John Chrostek @johnchrostek.com · 18/08/2026
Fuck yeah!!!
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R.L. Meza @rlmeza.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
AHHH CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SEX AND GUTS AND GROSS HOMUNCULI!!!!!! can’t wait for this one!!
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Daniel Miller @danielmiller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ending my bl*risky hiatus early to share this incredible and exciting news! Can’t wait for this!!!
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey everyone! I have some absolutely wonderful news to share! @madnessheartpress.bsky.social has agreed to publish my debut novella!! This is my first ever book so I’m freaking out! It’s a horror romance called My Chemical Wedding. It’s got sex and guts and gross homunculi. I’m deeply proud of it!
Promo art

Coming 2027

My. He I am wedding reads as if David friend Beth wrote a disgusting rom-com over an alchemical treatise as the Velvet underground blasted out of old speakers.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How I feel when I make spaghetti and my wife says it’s better than restaurant spaghetti.
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Popeye the Sailor Flexes His Powerful Muscles
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
True Detective meets Green Lantern was a description that had me confused at first. But hell, it works. Satisfied as a GL fan, but also, Lanterns is just good TV. I’m hooked.
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Vampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Coming soon! The highly anticipated second installment in the gothic horror serial Shadows Over Ravenkirk! Join Victoria Williams as she explores the mystery of her strange inheritance, while the ruthless Nicodemus Ruthven seeks allies within his horrible family! Preorder now! books2read.com/SOR2
A promotional image for Shadows Over  Ravenkirk 2. It depicts the cover against a dark blue background, with a quote on the right side

The cover depicts a goth woman holding a camera and an antique key, with another shadowy woman looking back over her shoulder. The silhouette of a tarantula sits in the bottom right corner. The whole thing is done in shades of pale red and green.
Illustrated by Lauren Walke.

Text Reads

Coming September 4th!
"The quick wit and charming style of an English mystery paired with a supernatural bent. I was drawn in from the very first sentence.”

Rae Wilde, author of Happily Ever After the Murders

Shadows Over Ravenkirk
Knives Out x The Addams FamilyThe covers of Shadows Over Ravenkirk 1 & 2 against a dark blue background. 

The cover of Ravenkirk 1 depicts a goth woman in a black and purple dress looking on in shock as a large black tarantula crawls across a stone shelf. Behind her, mist rises, obscuring the houses in the background. A full moon hangs just above her head.

Both covers illustrated by Lauren Walke.

Text reads:
Shadows Over Ravenkirk
Queer Horror • Trans Gothic Heroine • Magic, Mystery, & Murder • So Fucking Gay • Perfectly Normal Spider
For Fans Of
Dark Shadows • World of Darkness • The Addams Family • Universal Pictures Monsters • Lady Dimitrescu
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Call me gullible but Horror in the Horror Desert feels like a real documentary. I’m not saying I believe it…but does anybody know what really happened to Gary?
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ve watched too many scary videos on YouTube about the horrors in the Appalachian Mountains and now I think I’ve developed a paralyzing fear of ever going there.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am become old and decrepit. I went to the Hillary Duff concert 3 days ago and my legs are still sore from dancing. I wasn’t even busting any moves. Guys, I was just two stepping all night. I’m in so much pain.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I say this without exaggeration that this is honestly one of my favourite short story collections ever. I don’t think there’s a story here I don’t like, and too many to name that I adore. @geoliminal.bsky.social should bless us with a sequel.
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
While I watched the Odyssey back in July, I’m finally watching it in IMAX 70mm. It’s sold out until September tho so the only tix I could score were in the AM.
The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm
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xavier garcia @xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can’t wait for the new Lanterns TV Show. It will occupy the entirety of my mental energy on weekends. All I ask from YOU is that if I start talking about buying a replica green lantern ring, yell at me, and remind me of prior me’s words: I DO NOT need a Green Lantern ring.
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