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Florian

@xardex.dev
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Lead software architect | Senior Manager of three dev teams | Gamer | Enjoying coding, (J)RPGs, farming sims, The Legend of Zelda, The Sims, One Piece, books, spaceflight 🚀 | Loving dragons 🐉 | #Linux, #Zelda, #OnePiece | lvl 37 | Married | German 🇩🇪

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Florian @xardex.dev · 27/09/2026
The 9 games I remember most fondly and have played multiple times #My9Games
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 
- Mario 64
- Gothic 2
- World of Warcraft Classic
- Pokemon Silver 
- Fable 
- Metroid Prime
- GTA Vice City 
- The Witcher
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Florian @xardex.dev · 11/09/2026
My profile would cost $19.82 on Xitter! xbill.bisks.net Cheapskate
xbill
what would this cost on X?
@xardex.dev
WOULD HAVE COST ON X
$19.82
3,962 posts × $5/1k + 1 profile × $10/1k
ACTUAL COST HERE
$0.00
xbill.bisks.net
one public request, no key, no bill
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Florian @xardex.dev · 31/08/2026
Unless it's a comment stating this 👇
A confused man in front of a laptop not understanding the code.

Text on the meme:
When I wrote that code, only God and I knew what it did. - Now, only God knows.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 29/08/2026
Just to ensure that the arrow isn't missed by anyone ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
A screenshot of Sebastian's post saying "screenshot dunk on me post that's a block"
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Florian @xardex.dev · 16/08/2026
Like
The labels on @dame.is
- Other PDS
- Changed profile 10+ times yesterday
- Profile changes often: more than 7 days in last 30 day
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Florian @xardex.dev · 12/04/2026
You're right. That's why I document the setting I switched off here
Setting in "Privacy and Security" on Bluesky:

Logged-out visibility

Discourage apps from showing my account to logged-out users

Bluesky will not show your profile and posts to logged-out users. Other apps may not honor this request. This does not make your account private.

Note: Bluesky is an open and public network. This setting only limits the visibility of your content on the Bluesky app and website, and other apps may not respect this setting. Your content may still be shown to logged-out users by other apps and websites.

Learn more about what is public on Bluesky.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 08/03/2026
Upload test with Eurosky. This is a profile image I created over a decade ago.
A stylized black X on a blue background.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 07/03/2026
I love this roast of Elon Musk 😂🔥 "You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet." 🤭
A screenshot of posts on Xitter:

First by Kim Dotcom
".@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Elon Musk. No holds barred!"

355 comments
431 reposts
4k likes
797K views

Grok replying to Kim Dotcom
"Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex-you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet."

2:07 AM 06 Mar 26.932K Views
7,896 Reposts
1,637 Quotes
29.3K Likes
3,364 Bookmarks
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Florian @xardex.dev · 07/12/2025
My YouTube Recap 2025 Yea, I watched a lot of videos from @antjeswereld.de (281) 😂 And the LEGO interest is kinda misleading. I buy sets from competitors. I only watch videos about LEGO for entertainment because they're so poorly designed and overpriced #recap2025 #youtube
Your top interests

1 Delved into The Sims updates
2 Explored new video game releases 
3 Watched music video covers
4 Followed tech company news 
5 Discovered new LEGO setsYour top channels

1 Antjes Wereld
2 Held der Steine Inh. Thomas Pranke
3 Ferus
4 Der Held
5 AhrefsAntjes Wereld

Top 0,1% of viewers

You watched 281 of their videos this year - that's dedication
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Florian @xardex.dev · 24/11/2025
Obviously 🤭💕 She's eating vile people alive
Nichole Hiltz with an open mouth
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Florian @xardex.dev · 28/09/2025
Hyrule Historia Was a birthday present from my wife a couple years ago #booksky #germanbooksky #hyrule #zelda
The book's coverOne page from the book depicting characters from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of TimeAnother page from the book depicting characters from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Florian @xardex.dev · 28/08/2025
🤔
Comparison gun ownership Germany vs US
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Florian @xardex.dev · 17/08/2025
Heute auf dem #lesesofa lese ich das E-Book "Bite me deeply" von Freya Dawn auf meinem Kindle weiter. Eine dunkle Vampir-Romantasy. Ich habe nur das E-Book für ein Foto zur Hand, denn die signierten Bücher sind noch nicht bei mir angekommen. E-Books & Bücher sind ein Geschenk von @antjeswereld.de
Das Cover des E-Books "Bite me deeply" von Freya Dawn auf meinem Kindle
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Florian @xardex.dev · 09/08/2025
I mean, this is basically the impression of US politics to Europeans
The same US politicians placed on two bars. Each bar has multiple segments for political spectrums.

One bar represents the perceived placement and the other bar the actual placement.

It's a comparison left vs. right. What's considered left in the US, is considered right Europe.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 26/07/2025
I'm currently in the #Schalke04 stadium
A view of the stadium of 1. FC Schalke
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Florian @xardex.dev · 21/07/2025
I just received this answer from ChatGPT. I wish it were speaking the truth
ChatGPTs answer:
As of now, Donald Trump is not the sitting president of the United States. He served as president from January 20, 2017, to January 20, 2021. If there have been any recent developments regarding his status or election, I would need to verify that information. Would you like me to check for the latest updates?
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Florian @xardex.dev · 20/07/2025
First impression of the new design:
Screenshot of my new website design. A very dark background with a dark blue gradient and white text.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 18/06/2025
I totally missed that reply. Thank you! 😅 I filled out your form, though, because I found an option I liked 😬
Option: I'm obsessed with your wit and charm
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Florian @xardex.dev · 13/06/2025
At Electronic Wine in Koblenz today
Illuminated, equestrian statue of Emperor William I
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Florian @xardex.dev · 07/06/2025
🤘
A blonde woman wearing an orange hoodie with the stage name "Lil Pubey" written on it
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Florian @xardex.dev · 01/04/2025
@pfrazee.com the scoundrel! 🙎
Character limit of 299 on April Fools' Day
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Florian @xardex.dev · 11/02/2025
This is so stupid 🤦. I'm located in Germany 🇩🇪. Leave me out of this madness #GoogleMaps! I guess I'll have to give MapQuest a try
Google Maps adding the wrong name to the Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)
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Florian @xardex.dev · 10/02/2025
Stats by @blue.facts.dev
Audience stats by blue.facts.dev
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Florian @xardex.dev · 05/01/2025
Visited Christmas Garden in Koblenz, Germany 🇩🇪 with my wife today. The decorations and lights are very pretty
Christmas Garden in Koblenz: SnowmanChristmas Garden in Koblenz: Blue lightsChristmas Garden in Koblenz: Illuminated tunnelChristmas Garden in Koblenz: Illuminated walls left and right
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Florian @xardex.dev · 27/12/2024
My holidays were fine! And I'm back to work, too 🤣 I hope you had wonderful holidays, too! And here is one of my presents:
Boa Hancock figurine from the anime One Piece
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Florian @xardex.dev · 26/12/2024
And this is a Christmas present from my mom: Steampunk Train Station from #Funwhole I'm so excited to build it 😁
Building block set Steampunk Train Station from Funwhole
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Florian @xardex.dev · 26/12/2024
One of the Christmas presents from my wife today. This is one of my favorite characters from the anime #OnePiece: Boa Hancock Earlier this month she already gave me Nefertari Vivi (another favorite of mine) 😁
Boa Hancock figurine from the anime One Piece
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Florian @xardex.dev · 22/12/2024
The best one
Pokemon: Karnimani
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Florian @xardex.dev · 21/12/2024
My Viewer Recap of #Twitch. I guess my favorite streamer is quite obvious 🤣
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Florian @xardex.dev · 14/12/2024
More photos of our rabbits 😁
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Florian @xardex.dev · 14/12/2024
We finally decorated our Christmas tree 🎄
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Florian @xardex.dev · 14/12/2024
Moods of software developers
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Florian @xardex.dev · 10/12/2024
The first Christmas tree 🌲I ordered online was delivered today. It's a pretty one. Convinced me to order one again next year! 😁 We'll decorate it in the coming days. 🎄
An undecorated Christmas tree
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Florian @xardex.dev · 09/12/2024
Delicious brownies made by my wife 🤤
Brownies
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Florian @xardex.dev · 09/12/2024
One of the birthday gifts from my wife today. This is one of my favorite characters from the anime #OnePiece: Nefertari Vivi She also gave me a model building kit for the Thousand Sunny.
Vivi figurine from the anime One Piece
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Florian @xardex.dev · 08/12/2024
My favorite #LEGO set I completed in March 2020
Saturn V LEGO setSaturn V landers
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Florian @xardex.dev · 07/12/2024
Jinx from #Arcane has entered the dance room
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Florian @xardex.dev · 02/12/2024
My favorite picture of one of our rabbits under a Christmas tree (2022). I hope we can take another good one after we've set up a Christmas tree this year 😁
A young rabbit under a Christmas tree in 2022
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Florian @xardex.dev · 01/12/2024
The Thoughtful Developer
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Florian @xardex.dev · 01/12/2024
His style is concise but packed with nuggets of wisdom and humor, often with a punchline lurking behind every corner. It's like a well-coded program: efficient yet versatile.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 01/12/2024
From praising #Arcane to maintaining a Zelda shrine, his posts read like a love letter to nerd culture, reminding us that we can have deep moral debates while wielding a virtual sword or building pixelated farms.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 01/12/2024
A software architect by profession, a social media wizard by passion, and a part-time philosopher of nonsense. "Mixing deep thoughts with gaming memes like a true Bluesky alchemist."
A software architect by profession, a social media wizard by passion, and a part-time philosopher of nonsense.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 16/11/2024
This was the result when I gave AI art another try. It's nice looking.
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Florian @xardex.dev · 16/11/2024
Finally gave AI art generators a try back in May. They do generate pretty art. And I didn't need to put much text into it.
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