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xander

@xandermatic.bsky.social
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[ he/him ] ( 🏳️‍🌈 ) { 📍 naarm ( melbourne ) } < 🎧 listening to: imaginal disk — magdalena bay >

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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
time is a construct, resolutions can occur at any moment
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
challengers but it’s three boys
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
sydney is crazy wdym it’s not grid shaped?
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
when i go to the club i better hear club classics
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
have a trip to sydney this weekend that just *happens* to coincide with mardi gras
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
why is it the straight boys inviting me back to their apartments for beers?
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
had a really strange week!!!
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
turning this boy room into a boy home
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
dogsitting rn and i’m overwhelmed
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
so the lady gaga glambot might be the first ever that wasn’t awful!!! and maybe actually ate!!! congrats!!!
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
fnaf:
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
this might actually be the perfect time for a wendy williams comeback
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
hiiiiii
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
waaait the club was so fun
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
just watched babygirl
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
good morning
grimes reading the communist manifesto with the caption “her ass is not reading 📖😫😭😂😂😂”
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
he’s quiet but he gets the job done
legend of zelda link hot no shirt
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
ugh fine *pulls out wii u*
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
someone please get chappell roan in the same room as kermit the frog in the same room please someone
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
google’s really slobbering that boot right up
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
and you can check it
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
stay hi drated 👋
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
charli xcx:
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
me when i reach a point
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
miss piggy is such a samantha
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 07/02/2025
Chappell Roan responds to former-record label executive Jeff Rabhan’s article criticizing her GRAMMYs speech: “@/jeffrabhan wanna match me $25k to donate to struggling artists ? My publicist is @/biz3publicity let’s talk.”
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
workers built the modern world how about they run it?
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
the person who invented the word sausage
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
365 or beautiful things?
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
somebody told me the category is “dance or die”?
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
might’ve left the house today
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
oomf and i keep dying to the fortnite godzilla
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
just vote just vote
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
good morning
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i don’t want to write a report i want a little drink have a little dance
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
china is so in this year
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
it’s here, imaginal disk
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yassified sloth from ice age @yassifiedsloth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Lorde is so good
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
me, after sweet treat
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
“angel on a satellite” i fucking get it now
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
well, you’ve heard of gaussian blur. get ready for, orwellian blur!
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
feeling diskinserted
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
imagine you ask a couple how they met and they say meetup dot com
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
when is everybody gonna start using this app again? i’m bored and want attention
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
first ingredient you’re taking out. go!
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
friends didn’t find it funny when i pretended the beer tower was a bong :(
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
added an egg into my instant ramen
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xander @xandermatic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
gays for chappell roan
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