iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

“ … it’s not your responsibility to manage your coworkers expectations or beliefs “

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

TITSUP = Total Inability To Support Usual Performance

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. — Ambrose Bierce

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Respect the gods and Buddhas, but do not depend on them. - Miyamoto Musashi

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Milanwiches de sangüinesa con exprimón limido

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Your adventurer comes up to a door that is guarded by 2 chatbots. One lies and the other one lies too.

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats? a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientists don’t become as emotionally attached to them. c) There are some things that even rats won’t do for money. #fortune

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

File it away under the “things lawyers really wish weren’t in writing” section.

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Must be getting close to town — we’re hitting more people. #fortune

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

There’s no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. #fortune

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

“In a rich man's house, there is nowhere to spit except his face.”

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

"It’s so refreshing to see someone who isn’t held back by common sense"

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

“A good driver sometimes misses their turn. A bad driver never misses their turn.”

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

“ […] he has the face of a man who doesn't let his lack of knowledge prevent him from having strong opinions. “

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

"...la expoganadera semiurbanizada llamada Aguascalientes..." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

“not worth the candle” “not worth the piece of paper it’s printed on” “not worth the server it’s hosted on”

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the level of management. #fortune

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Unions, attorneys, and condoms: the more the other party doesn’t want you to have one the more you definitely need one.

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

AI is a buzzword used to finesse money from uneducated Boomer venture capitalists.

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

“LinkedIn is a toxic cesspool of self-important, value signaling, narcissistic scum with shit advise.”

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle — it might be your bycicle. #fortune

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Franklin P. Jones #fortune

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

El nivel socioeconómico de una boda es inversamente proporcional a la intensidad de su baile del billete

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The most astounding thing about RATM is that their lyrics are still relevant. The most devastating thing about RATM is that their lyrics are still relevant.

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

If you know how to do something and it's not working, it’s probably my problem. If you don't know how to do something, it’s probably your manager’s problem.

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force. #fortune

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xalvador.bsky.social @xalvador.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

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