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Left to my own devices, I probably would.

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Matt @wyrd.systems · 03/10/2026
still from mean girls. a young woman sating "It's October 3rd" to a young man, both sat in a classroom.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 30/09/2026
Sitting alone beneath my lamp and communing with Kenkō, who wrote this in about 1330.
Photo of some text from a book: “ It is a most wonderful comfort to sit alone beneath a lamp, book spread before you, and commune with someone from the past whom you have never met.
As to books - those moving volumes of Wenxuan, the Wenji of Bai Juyi, the words of Laozi and Zhuangzi. There are many moving works from our own land, too, by scholars of former times.”
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 27/09/2026
This is a good book.
A book: Essays in Idleness and Hojoki (Penguin Classics)
by Kenkō and Chōmei
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 25/09/2026
Parseword #240 ⚡️ 14s 💎 Perfect 🗿 Challenge Mode
a painting of a smartly-dressed man pointing at an egg, surrounded by lots of other smartly dress men looking very surprised
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 04/09/2026
oof
screengrab of the Royal Mail website - I'm buying 800 second class stamps for £728
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 20/08/2026
a man holding a microphone up to the mouth of someone just off-camera. he's looking at the camera deadpan, like Jim from The Office, with his hand on his hip, slightly unbelieving or even exasperated
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 08/08/2026
Bad bed
A hospital bed, to which a sign has been attached reading “Condemned bed”
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 14/07/2026
❤️
The non binary flag (yellow, white, purple, black)
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 12/07/2026
Just came across this book from 1582 by a chap called Batman. It's kind of an encyclopaedia... for example: "Fundement, foundation or beginning: it is taken for the longation, which is termed the fart hoale, or arse gut, it may be called the venticle for the stomacke."
Book title page in old-fashioned text: Batman vppon Bartholome his booke De proprietatibus rerum, newly corrected, enlarged and amended: with such additions as are requisite, vnto euery seuerall booke: taken foorth of the most approued authors, the like heretofore not translated in English.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 10/07/2026
Just back from a nice little break at Rye Harbour. Thanks @sussexwildlife.bsky.social for keeping the place so well - love the Discovery Centre!
A load of seagulls flying around a little island in a lake
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 09/07/2026
A sign (a painted one, like at a fairground or on a canal boat), reading DO NOT BANG THE MACHINES
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 02/07/2026
Evening in the pub with Araucaria. We must have had this book about 15 years, maybe more. Finishing off a puzzle we probably gave up in 10 years ago. Happy days ❤️
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 24/06/2026
Going onto the patio in bare feet
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 20/06/2026
DO NOT TOUCH THE WATER
Still from Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings - Galadriel talking with Frodo
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 08/06/2026
my favourite bit of ER so far - the hunt for the boning room
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 06/06/2026
I'm signed in to PressReader with my East Sussex account and can access the Spectator: www.pressreader.com/magazines/m/... This is on desktop. Hope this helps.
Screenshot of PressReader with The Spectator open.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 29/05/2026
Saw this today and thought of you (Wokingham)
A road with W'HAM written on the tarmac
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 23/05/2026
Pretend Star Trek the next generation title card. The enterprise in front of a planet, with title card reading “two girls, one on each knee”
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 18/05/2026
Please. My handle. It's very invalid.
blurry photo of a raccoon standing on hind legs holding what looks like a kitten in its arms
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 17/05/2026
Gym prep
View from a table outside a coffee shop. In focus on the table are a coffee and a crossword. Blurred in background is a street scene from Lewes UK - trees, shops, bridge, cobbled street
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 08/05/2026
Made it.
A crossword and a pint of (AF) beer
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 03/05/2026
Poor old Pierre #F1
pierre gasly walking away from his crashed f1 car. he's looking like very small figure on a very big track
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 26/04/2026
E. Bastard, Builder & Decorator
Old business card, in fancy lettering it says E. Bastard, Builder & Decorator, 60 Tavistock Crescent Westbourne Park
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 22/04/2026
Someone just posted this old photo of me on FB - back in the 90s working in Oven Ready Records in #Aylesbury. Happy times
photo of the interior of an old record shop. walls lined with records, CDs and t-shirts. A young man is flipping through a rack of records.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 20/04/2026
In London today.
Road sign - Bloomsbury Woburn Place
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 19/04/2026
Also early Bungle was very creepy-looking IMO
Zippy and Bungle from Rainbow. It's an early design of Bungle which I guess is trying to be a bit more realistic as a bear but it just looks weird.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 18/04/2026
Out for a walk
Two sheep and a lamb in a field
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 09/04/2026
I remember seeing that cover around, but only after I'd already seen Twin Peaks on TV. I had these ones (came with free badges/pins).
a set of twin peaks vhs tapes
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 02/04/2026
Quite the haul in the charity shop 50p rummage bin today
A set of red nipples tassels and a pack of friction cream
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 30/03/2026
as it's a special occasion, let's get out the golden fistula
Screenshot from Wikipedia app. Reads: "Fistula (liturgical object)
Metal drinking straw



The fistula (variously called calamo, cannula, arundo, calamus, pipa, pugillaris, sipho or sumptorium)[1] is a metal drinking straw used in the Roman Rite to receive the Blood of Christ in Holy Communion.
Use

Most notably, a golden fistula was used during a Papal Mass prior to the liturgical reforms proceeding the Second Vatican Council.[2] It is rarely used nowadays, although the modern Mass of Paul VI still allows for the fistula to be used, according to the General Instruction of the Roman Missal no. 245: "The Blood of the Lord may be consumed either by drinking from the chalice directly, or by intinction, or by means of a tube or a spoon."[3]"
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 26/03/2026
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 18/03/2026
I'll consider it!
plane towing a banner reading UNCH ISSUE THREE
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 10/03/2026
Screenshot from Wikipedia app: FoldiMate,
Former Californian Robots Company.
FoldiMate was a California-based company developing a robotic laundry-folding machine founded in 2012. Their clothes folding machine was aimed to enter the market by the end of 2019. In 2021, the company folded.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 06/03/2026
compo from last of the summer wine. a scruffy man in a scruffy suit
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 03/03/2026
twin peaks title page but it says 'watery fowls' instead of twin peaks
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 02/03/2026
POPELING: a little pope
the entry for 'pope' in a dictionary. circled is "popeling: n. a little pope"
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 26/02/2026
A still from an Inspector Morse episode. Morse and Lewis are in what look like a library in a posh house. Lewis is saying "He does crosswords, madam. Knows all sorts of words nobody ever uses"
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 12/02/2026
"When I get finished, I hope never to hear anything more about puzzles of any kind."
some text from a book: My dear Miss Petherbridge:
I have had trouble enough with your two books; and if I were able to build a cross-word puzzle, I am too kind-hearted to do it.
An enemy of mine sent me the first book just as I was about to do some overdue work. Then, two weeks later, when I had just finished your first book, he sent me the second, though I had written him, begging him not to do it.
When I get finished, I hope never to hear anything more about puzzles of any kind.
Malignantly yours,
BOOTH TARKINGTON.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 12/02/2026
a bookcase crowded with books of crosswords, books about crosswords, and reference books I use to solve crosswords
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 21/01/2026
Made it safely to Bath
A copy of unch magazine on a pub table alongside a couple of beers and a pencil
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 19/01/2026
Busy day so I treated myself to a coffee and this pistachio croissant whilst I test-solved a puzzle that I think will end up in @unchcrosswords.com Issue 4. Crossword was great, croissant was a bit much. Couldn't quite finish either of them in one sitting! #CrypticCrosswords
a croissant covered in crumbled pistachios, on a table with a cup of coffee and a crossword.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 17/01/2026
A busy weekend ahead, but hoping to find time to tackle both the Listener and the Inquisitor if I get a bit of spare time. #crypticcrosswords
screenshot of a scan of a book - text reads "After half an hour of frenzied activity, he laid his pencil aside, frowning perplexedly. He was sure he had found the key to it.
He followed his tortuous lines of reasoning back, step by step, and they checked. There was no doubt about it, this was the only possible solution. But it didn't fit.
There had to be four interlocking squares, yet how could there be?
Unless -
Of course! The puzzle was four-dimensional. It was one across, one down, one through and — well, he'd have to call it one out for the moment. But that was it!
He jumped to his feet in triumph. He could see it now. He - He suddenly experienced a feeling of vertigo, making him shut..."
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 15/01/2026
Programme idea: Every week, Clare Balding plans and commits a daring robbery with the help of a different celebrity guest. Title: "Clare's Accessories"
Alan Partridge lying on a bed talking into a dictaphone
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 14/01/2026
Nice!
High Priestess card from the This Might Hurt deck.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 31/12/2025
"This unique ceramic dish shows a human head composed of penises... The inscription written in Italian on the scroll should be read right to left, like Hebrew; it translates as: 'Every man looks at me as if I were a head of dicks'"
See post. A plate with a painting on it of a head made out of penises. The inscription written in Italian on the scroll painted beneath it should be read right to left, like Hebrew; it translates as: “Every man looks at me as if I were a head of dicks”.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 28/12/2025
Visiting family again. They're doing their best to make it festive on the ward.
an ersatz reindeer head made out of what I think is a couple of bedpans and a kidney bowl, and a red bauble.
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 08/12/2025
I think I‘m just about at the stage where I’ve pretty much got enough and could do a bit of one in / one out if need be
Some records
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 07/12/2025
Got the gridfill done on this week's #Listener, and I've got the theme etc. Just need to locate a few intersection bits now so I can start drawing the lines to get the endgame done...
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 06/12/2025
❤️🎄💃
A babycham glass full of Guinness
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Matt @wyrd.systems · 06/12/2025
@michpunk.bsky.social This just popped up in a crossword-related book I’m reading. Would’ve been helpful a few weeks ago!
Photo of a couple of pages from my crossword book - on one side are two crossword grids and on the right hand side a picture of Sam loyds famous donkey trick
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