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30-something sentient potato weeb - All Cops Are Mangos

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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah I saw the thief sneaking up on the woman then BAM, titties. Same thing happened too, she started beating the shit out of them as they tried to crouch walk away
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 5h
lmao, had that event too with the pickpocket stripping them bare in the main street
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KILLY krat muahah >w< @spookybiscuits.com · 14h
i feel like they've had a guy at disney star wars globocorpo HQ stewing angrily at a desk for like 3 years. just muttering to himself, purple in the face like "you motherfuckers want glup shitto? you want fucking glup shitto??? i'll show you glup shitto." and then he shittoed the ultimate glup
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The perma-smile... the dead, bulging eyes... the conjoining of flesh and metal; the stuff of nightmares. And then there's also H. R. Giger and Darkseed. 📖: MegaZone, August 1992
A scan of the issue's cover with Darkseed imagery in the background, and James Pond Robocod's smiling, bulging cheeks and smug, folded arms in the corner. He knows that despite being the worst game in the series, Robocod will inexplicably be ported to everything to this day
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 16h
Subtly shifting it to red during a conversation with a co-worker to give them the hint they should shut the fuck up
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 16h
Hindsight makes it worse when I realise they didn't tell me anything like what to do if I got injured or even where the emergency stop was
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 16h
Worked a place that made garlic bread for a single day when I was 19 Put me on a machine where I had to stick the loaves into a set of sharp claw clamps that actuated way too fucking fast and gave me no training beyond "put the bread in there" and "watch your fingers" Noped the fuck out 6hrs later
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Anyone want to pay me $500 to do <insert practically anything here> so I can fix my car?
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Had to be "that person" and tell a sweet summer child that no, you might not want to be cute and spell "joy" as "joi"
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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 09/10/2026
Two adjacent houses used as a meme: a minimalist black house labeled "MY TASTE IN WOMEN" next to a colorful purple‑pink Victorian (and its garage) labeled "ALSO MY TASTE IN WOMEN," poking fun at varied/contradictory tastes.
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Theeeere gooooes my heroooooo
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Given that they very early on set it up so mods could do versioning to keep workshop updates from bricking things for people staying on specific versions, it doesn't surprise me they'd go to these lengths but I'm still really fucking impressed
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just discovered that if you're the 67th person to like a post while using Witchsky, confetti pops and you get a "six seven" notification Well played
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really need to go back and play more Receiver 2, that game really blew my expectations away [rot13] Gur svefg gvzr zl tha fgnegrq gheavat gbjneqf zl urnq jvgu gur gevttre pyvpxvat, nofbyhgryl fuvg zlfrys
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The fact that he's open and consistent about it just makes me respect him for it Get that anpan my dude
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We owe an apology to that lady who married the Eiffel Tower, at least the Eiffel Tower exists
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Punchy @punchystream.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
other Martian Gothic classic bit: The Wall That Kills You I Guess??? this game, dude. i mean at least it didn't crash but. what.
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My only real gripe with it these days is that the generic currency stash tab probably should have become a standard feature at some point, but that's only because Diablo II's remaster is there now to point at and go "look, THEY did it"
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any time I see the word I read it in my head like an over-enthusiastic performer trying to scare a bunch of unimpressed teenagers at a haunted mansion
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Petition to take the word "mysterious" away from anyone writing a synopsis for a series
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao, a couple more than last time I checked Mostly just alerts about my shit being circulated on lists from previous breaches that I've already changed away from
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is a dilemma because I think she's cute >_<
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dealing with the social dilemma of "Is this person actually interested in me or do they just overshare to everyone including customers?" I feel like maybe telling someone details of your personal life is past the line of polite conversation
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Punchy @punchystream.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the ring dreamcast is a video game with many excellent cutscenes
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Third option
static.klipy.com
Homer and Grampa Simpson on Couch
ALT: Homer and Grampa Simpson on Couch
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure if artists are putting more detail on nutsacks these days or if I've just curated my feed really well
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One story that really stuck with me is that apparently someone who worked on the later Mortal Kombat games ended up developing a bunch of issues due to the reference materials they were using for the fatalities and stuff Enough time surrounded by anything morbid and you'll do yourself damage :/
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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shen toes @pikminpreggedup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#umamusume
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always forget that getting a new pair is like going from 480p up to 4K instantly and it's *so fucking weird* Did not realise just how muddy my vision was with the old ones
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new glasses who dis
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just wanna order myself some garbage on Ubereats before I have to force myself into bed, for fucks sakes -_-
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting ever so slightly tired of playing the "will I be paid on time" guessing game
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As someone who has been habitually biting my fingernails since I was 5, seeing other people's nails is always weird because they look *huge* compared to mine "It can't be THAT bad-" most phones are thicker than what is left of the nail beds on my fingers
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🎃 50k Line Pull Request 🎃 @sheogorath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should be
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Oh, a Back to the Future ref... THE MAGAZINE ISCALLED WAHT!?!?"
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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#DOITFORSHIIKO | Lillie Ver.Ka 🏳️‍⚧️ @heat--end.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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KeepSkeletonsFighting (hehehe) @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Touch grass or touchpads? The 2015 Steam Controller was maybe the most lovingly crafted hardware failure in video game history. But was it really a failure? Its insane history says otherwise. New episode of Punching Weight! Watch with your pets! RT's appreciated! 💀 youtu.be/xkMuoA88n4M 💀
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nutted so hard grandma came to check up on you
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hmm, I'm dubious about how much this mod actually claims to improve performance" > Install instructions include powershell script > Check Github > See a "claude" folder "Ha ha, nooooo"
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 ☽⛤☾ ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe the duel with the previous High King was competitive bare-backing and the real reason the jarls are salty with him is he lost but killed the king with the little known Fuck-I-Came shout
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Doing something for the first time that involves spending a lot of money" seems to be one of my anxiety triggers now, just booked an eye test for new glasses and the heart went TURN IT TO 100 I am over 30 and this is the first time I've organised glasses for myself, my current pair are *crusty*
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BLUNT pickaxe
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is corporate speak in image form, no wonder management types eat this shit up
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Wyrd-Oh @wyrd-oh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Deboulder It steals your tits
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