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Wyn Ronan

@wynronan.bsky.social
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songwriter, amateur guitar operator, home recording enthusiast. gimme some funk, old metal, punk, syrupy pop, alt-country, old school rap, and whatever else is cooking. wynronan.bandcamp.com/follow_me

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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
hope everyone‘s freezing their ass off like I am right now
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Rediscovering Argybargy - just wow
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is just a reminder that people will look you straight in the eye, and with deepest sincerity tell you something that is absolutely wrong. So yes, I can bypass my pin and use my credit card like it’s 1980.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Me to me: everything doesn’t have to be a power chord.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I have this neat thermometer - hygrometer that I used to monitor the room where I store my acoustic guitar. Thought occurred that I should measure the backyard. And at the moment I became my dad.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I think building a time machine and traveling to the end of this year so that I can watch the finale of stranger things without fear of any spoilers is a perfectly reasonable aspiration.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Thinking back when both my parents “quit” smoking, only my dad snuck them in the shed and my mom in the basement. So what could they really do when as a teen I raided both their stashes.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Really is there anything worse than thinking “Dill” and it’s actually “Bread and Butter”
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
LOTR meme. One day I will see Mark Ruffalo and he will look older than he did 10 years ago. But today is not that day.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Here I am just minding my own business, listening to my same ol playlist and BOOM, motherfukin Avril Levigne.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I will use my last bit of energy to say Hi to all you weird and wonderful people. But mostly the weird ones for I am one too.
Phone with 1% battery
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I hear Spotify has a new policy. For every stream the artist pays them $0.05. Ok that’s BS, but not far from the truth.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Was disassembling an old gas welder, a nut on one of the hoses wouldn’t budge. Longer wrench, nope. WD40, nope. Rage threw everything in the trash. Next day took out of trash and left it on garage floor. Next day thought “maybe it’s righty loosey, lefty tighty” which it was.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“You couldn’t find your mouth with a 5 dollar pizza” More Kojak wisdom.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Starbucks soundtrack for spring 2025: Naughty by Nature, no really.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Finally got around to making a Spotify playlist of my songs. Now I can stream them in my car with commercials 🤣
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I believe some of you need to see a puppy inspecting a blade of grass.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“Whatcha gonna do baby now that the roast beef’s gone?
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
So apparently I wrote this awesome cool jazz song about ten years ago. Forgotten on a hard drive, has one of my better attempts at bass. Getting blisters just listening to it.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
With much practice I will soon be able to create the perfect anti-viral post. A post so banal you won’t even know it happened.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Sold my ME80, I really only used the Tera Echo and Phaser. What are you fav guitar pedals?
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“Sleep for dinner in the underground” for some reason that is echoing through my brain rn.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I will devote the remainder of my scientific career to developing a gum that starts off tasting like painter’s putty and becomes more flavorful the longer you chew.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
There’s a chance my social security contributions are subsidizing a PBR-drinking boomer in a double-wide in Chugwater, Wyoming. And I say chug on brother.
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sans-e @sansemusic.com · 08/03/2025
The full version of this song comes out 3/20!
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Used to have this awesome song on a cassette tape and just figured out it was Jon Hendricks. Jazz vocal pioneer. His delivery here stuck in my brain for years. youtu.be/CFCXDhaVEdM?...
youtu.be
Shiny Stockings
YouTube video by Jon Hendricks - Topic
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Think I saw my mental health on the side of the road today.
Barn so old it collapsed.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you are a drummer ask yourself: are you doing your part to bring back the roto-tom?
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
When you win Bluesky you get promoted to Onion.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I’ve never looked so dumb as at the end of the Webex meeting and my goofy face stares into the camera looking for the leave meeting button.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My college philosophy professor brought up the 1982 classic Sophie’s Choice at every possible opportunity. What do you expect from someone with a devastating crush on Meryl Streep.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Mods: please add a megaupvote. Sometimes a single heart will not suffice for some of the inspired posts from the ppl on this app.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
At what age is it appropriate that you ask your dog to pay rent?
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m a frog but instead of slowly boiling water it’s throw pillows.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
OK then, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I open the oven and a rush of superheated air nearly singes my corneas. In three days I will completely forget this experience.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
🎶All I want for Christmas…🎶. Too soon?
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I remember 20 years ago liking this song by Lit “My own worst enemy”. Luckily I found an FM station that plays it 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Singer in a cover band I was in told a long story about how he would never in a million years trade his skates for weed. As a Canadian teen skates are like a part of your essence so we all agreed. Next practice, “Hey Skippy, sell your skates yet” Skippy: “Yep”.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Found my high school yearbook, us dudes were right out of Hawkins.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Used to sing through an ungrounded amp. If you weren’t in rubber soles and your lips touched the mic ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You are all invited to my next guitarbeque🍔
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If Kafka were alive I’m sure he’d love to write about my metamorphosis from a pasty, out-of-shape couch potato to a slightly older pasty, out-of-shape couch potato.
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
MS one drive is the spawn of satan
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Back end of this cigarette and bottom of the bottle. Low on gasoline and heavy on the throttle. Just need few more of these, a bridge, some music and I may have something 😀
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Is anyone reading this is in 2025? Oops my bad, thought I opened YouTube app.
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Saimi Hanma ⚔️ サイミ @saimihanma.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why have one pair of guillotine earrings when you can have two?
me wearing an all metal guillotine earringme wearing a wood and mirror guillotine earring
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Wyn Ronan @wynronan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Now would be the perfect time for fifty chocolate covered almonds.
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