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Wynn Hansen

@wynn.bsky.social
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have no clue what the Ringer 107 is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rather than filling the internet with more AI slop, we’re paying great reporters to cover real people. Please clap.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My friends & I announced our new media company today, Commons Healthcare. This is a podcast (+ eNL) bringing narrative journalism to healthcare (in the vein of the magazine profiles of GQ, Esquire, etc.) If you like podcasts or journalism or healthcare, or all 3, check us out: commonshealthcare.com
commonshealthcare.com
Commons Healthcare: A Narrative Journalism Podcast
Commons Healthcare is a podcast that takes you inside the lives of the people behind the healthcare system, asking what it means to succeed
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This app does a poor job in being sticky. Which is good for my mental health and bad for any regularity in my posting.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don’t really do much on here or have a “following” so I never closed the loop on my funemployment… For posterity’s sake: turned down a senior gig at a legacy media org, joined a media startup as the 0-1 commercial hire, and now we’re launching something awesome in mid-Sept.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tired: Band of Trojan Horses Wired: Trojan Horse the Band
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Did you know the Uptown hosted the world premieres of: 2001 Jesus Christ Superstar Jurassic Park Dick Tracy Dances With Wolves How’s that for DC history? Save the Uptown!
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Monkey Flip Bones - 2001: A Space Odyssey
ALT: Monkey Flip Bones - 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@popville.bsky.social amplified a suggestion for an IMAX 70MM, which would be especially awesome. But anything would be better than nothing…
popville.com
Speaking of Great Ideas, This is the Greatest Idea of 2026, nay, the Greatest Idea of the Decade! - PoPville
3426 Connecticut Ave, NW Credit to Gbenga Ajilore: "D.C. needs to turn the Uptown into a IMAX 70MM equipped theater." Hell yes, 100% brilliant idea: And speaking of great ideas, I'll put one forward m...
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Now that the Cinerama situation is sorted, do the Uptown theater next.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Uff da
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Living the @thepressbox.bsky.social lifestyle this week
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m sure I’m late to this take, but: a non-zero part of the American fascination with Haaland is that he’s “proof” of the idea that our biggest/strongest/fastest athletes would dominate given the chance.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That’s a keeper 🏅 GeoSports · July 1st 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 994 / 1,000 www.geosports.app
geosports.app
GeoSports — Daily sports geography game
5 questions a day. 60–90 seconds. Tap where it happened on the globe.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Spacing be damned! 🏀 TRUE 82 (Pro) 🏆 82–0 | 📊 Net +30.7 G '92 R. Lewis G '09 C. Paul F '10 L. James F '22 G. Antetokounmpo C '79 M. Malone true82.net
true82.net
TRUE 82 — draft a five that runs the table
Roll a franchise and an era, draft five players, and a validated lineup model projects your season.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That’s an A+ day for me GeoSports · June 23rd 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 996 / 1,000 www.geosports.app
geosports.app
GeoSports — Daily sports geography game
5 questions a day. 60–90 seconds. Tap where it happened on the globe.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just checked out at Lowe’s behind Gheorghe Muresan. Just two suburban dudes buying gardening supplies.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
For context: I’m 44 years old and this is the first one in my lifetime!
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Can’t believe we saw an NBA domestic cup double. Wild.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At this point, I can’t recall ever seeing De’Aaron Fox hit a jump shot.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
After dozens of 80-2s, I FINALLY went 82-0 www.82-0.com/share?id=zIv...
82-0.com
82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?
Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Don’t mind me, I’m just coming to terms with my dad being older than Johnny Cash was at the recording of the second American album.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Is it weird that I’m not bothered by OKC/Shai? Impartial observer here. It definitely feels like general opinion has turned on them, but their style of play doesn’t bother me.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This was a fun one!
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Looking forward to watching every single second of this series
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
funemployed spring/summer in the DMV
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
That’s how a crowd should sound, that’s how a court should look, and there should be an organ.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’m not a Knicks fan but, as someone who grew up watching the majority of games on MSG, it’s almost impossible to overstate how much that building is my platonic ideal of NBA basketball.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My wife, who has negative ball knowledge, has OKC beating Toronto in the Finals. Bet accordingly.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cool
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why am I the one catching errors in tax return I paid to have done? Isn’t that the point of paying?
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Perhaps the most evergreen tweet I ever had…
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
🫡
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Come on Wizards, you can still lose this one.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I guess I’ll finally have a reason to watch Hugo 🥃
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m never close to the leaderboard on the crossword puzzles, but apparently I’m pretty good at rotating shapes…?
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
When I vote for mainstream picks in my favorite podcast’s March Madness bracket, it’s because they’re genuinely the most interesting and my taste is impeccable. When you do it, it’s because your taste is crass and you don’t know what good art is.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The countdown until my dad texts me about Chuck Norris has begun…
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My favorite pharma advertising trend is how the commercials all say “don’t take this drug if you are allergic to this drug”
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m in a 6 in a row ad block right now.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m trying to stream a movie on an app called Mometu. It has required 13 ads in the first 22 minutes and every single one has been for Vampires of the Velvet Lounge. The last ad break had the same exact ad 7 times in a row. I’m close to losing it.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
First we lost our Arclight, now we’re losing our IPIC. Tough times for bougie moviegoers in MoCo. mocoshow.com/2026/03/04/s...
mocoshow.com
State Filing Confirms Potential April 28 Closure of IPIC, 116 Jobs Affected - The MoCo Show
A WARN notice filed with the State of Maryland on March 2 indicates that the IPIC Theaters location at 11830 Grand Park Avenue in North Bethesda’s Pike & Rose is […]
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I was looking at one of the LeBron Nike retrospective shirts — weird that “Cleveland” isn’t on the list even once.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I know half the mid Atlantic is experiencing the same swing today, but this is wild.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
18hrs ago, it was “feels like 86 degrees” and sunny. Now we’re “feels like 23 degrees” and it’s trying to snow.
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Wynn Hansen @wynn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Wiz broadcast cut to the local studio show at the end of the game, where they basically said “Career night for Bam Adebayo tonight, but a good showing from Alex Sarr as well.” Long live the local news slant.
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