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I hate those water fountains that tell you how many other water bottles they've filled. It's like, I don't need to know your water bottle body count you Hydro-Slut

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I love Fall in NYC because the Leaves turn orange and so do the Jersey Girls' skin

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

If a girl goes to the beach, an instagram post is coming

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Us straight men LOVE to see lesbian couples argue/fight/breakup. We use it as ammo that it’s all women’s fault.

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

If I was a celebrity 15 years ago, I would never have gone to Epstein’s Island. But I would’ve wanted to get the invite…cuz that’s how you know you MADE IT

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I was shopping for sex toys yesterday, cuz I’m going to watch Caitlyn Clark play this week

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

If I have a kid, I plan to circumcise them. Nothing religious, I just want my child’s genitals to look like my wife’s

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Never leave a child alone in a hot car with a bomb

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

This girl tried to buy merch after a show the other day and was like “sorry I don’t have cash” I was like, “no worries I take all forms of payment” She’s like, “oh okay do you have Zelle?” I was like, “oh I meant you can suck my dick”

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Last night was CRAZY. I had like 4 shots — of Narcan

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I think George Bush did October 7th

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

13% of people commit 90% of crimes — gun owners

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I HATE waiting in line. A couple months ago I waited in this huge line — literally like 1,000 people. Waited 4 hours. I don’t know if Bonnie Blue was worth it

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I'm getting into wine, like last night I had a fine white from the Bordeux region of France, aged 25 years. And we were drinking red wine.

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I’ve been told I’m pretty ethnically ambiguous, so I’ve been wearing my glasses more, so ICE knows I’m Indian.

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Why are small comedians scared of getting ‘CANCELLED’ over what jokes they put online? Getting CANCELLED is PRESS. WE NEED PRESS

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

“Why do you like your own posts” CUZ I LIKE THAT SHIT

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Huda is the worst thing to ever happen to the Palestinian people

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

My friend got shot by the cops. It was his fault, he jumped the subway turnstile.

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

A Muslim dating a Catholic. We used to call it blasphemy, now we call it Love Island

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

A homeless guy asked me for $1 and I said dude sorry I don’t have any I gave it all to strippers

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I don’t hate cults cuz I respect a startup

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

A Muslim marrying a Catholic. We used to call it blasphemy, now we call it Love Island

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Dating a college girl and she went abroad this semester — well she was deported

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I feel the way most republican senators do about abortion. I’m against it, but I’ve paid for many myself.

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

My friend is Muslim. He was converted in that place where they convert people to Islam — prison

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I’ve been dating a single mother. Which is a first for me, usually I date multiple.

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I don’t like when people tell me they’re doing long distance. Like I don’t need to know ur jerking off a lot

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I got no problem with vegans, but don’t try to go out to eat with me. I’m not going to a restaurant with you. I don’t pull up to the strip club with an asexual

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Wyatt Feegrado @wyattfeegrado.bsky.social · 08/07/2025