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@wxyz.bsky.social
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The people who have crippled you, you wanna see them burn The gates of life have closed on you, and there's just no return You're wishing that the hands of doom could take your mind away And you don't care if you don't see again the light of day

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Emily ♠️ @emilyohemily90.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Of course, it's a mantra I now live by
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i'm ngl rachel ray gets cuter the thiccer she gets. i'm sure there's a limit, but I want her to cook us both dinner bruh.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
send my body to arbys human flesh slider combo
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
I wish I could hit rewind so fucking bad.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
kpat you a ho
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Lmao.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Sometimes it's really hard not to say "breed Blakes" when you mean "bleed brakes"
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
lol
image of a craigslist ad for an 11 year old jeep that has never been offroad despite having "over 50k" invested in various "upgrades" like angry headlights grill, a winch that has never been used, and big knobby tires that have all had at least one can/spray bottle of tire shine used per tire. Most of the 50k went to tire shine products tbh.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Damn, RIP Steve Albini. Absolute bummer.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
wtf is going on in this casino?
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Casino. Watch out for the Puffy Coats.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
I'm a messican sorcerer now, b. ever heard of it? it's a sorcerer with salsa on it. axe jay.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
hey, at least my worthless piece of shit step siblings get to enjoy their lives while I'm forced to take care of their father everyday. but hey, at least they're all getting a bunch of shit in his will and I'm getting jack fucking shit. hahahahahah
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I hope sharks eat his entire shitty white trash family after the ocean destroys his mcmansion
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
...this person is definitely a serial killer, right?
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
bruh
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
me: "fuck it, i'm going to have a bunch of salt for dinner" also me 5 minutes later: "great now i'm terrified of all the salt I just ate."
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
AI is doing great
bing ai is a stupid dumbdumb head
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
if you ever see the letters "MHD" and start rocking back and forth while saying "magnetohydrodynamics" over and over, you might be a me.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Kissinger died! Christmas came early!
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
honestly, I kinda respect George Santos and I want to follow in his footsteps.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Bernie stopped a teamster from stomping a fashy dweeb? Bernie 2024.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
you ever be an ugly stepsibling who gets enslaved by your evil step-family? the minute you realize your life is a shitty version of Cinderella it's like "fuuuuuuuuuuck"
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
oh hell yes
when you don't know anything about biology, quantum mechanics, or particle physics but the power of crystals compels you to talk about them.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
"Failed Delta RPMs increased 424.1 MB of updates to 484.2 MB (12.4% wasted)" uggh I need to hop away from fedora
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Me, trying to figure out what social media platform to kill some time on: [thinking] ...oh yeah, I've been banned from everywhere that isn't bsky for drunkenly advocating for violence against nazis.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Feinstein died? She was the pinnacle of health!
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
i'm sorry but i will always pronounce "kumho" like "cum ho"
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
👁️👄👁️👍
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
"[Mitt Romney] showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal." jesus christ
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
have a merry 9/11!
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Hyde? More like Bye'd(for a long time)
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
OK YOUTUBE I GET IT ALRIGHT
youtube is trying to tell me that I'm autistic
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
the youtube algorithm keeps recommending videos that are like... just trains moving for like over an hour. I'm like "I do kind of want to watch it... what are you saying youtube?" It's going to start recommending videos like "How to talk your doctor if you suspect you might be on the spectrum"
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
1337 cat
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
bluesky needs a trending tab but it should be called the "hot stuff" section and "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer should loop in the background if you're checking out the hot stuff section.
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probably Becky or something @wxyz.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
To all skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet skeet skeet
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