Reposted by svendolynDavid @davidsexton.bsky.social · 26/07/2025It’s been 10 years of blistered shishito peppers does anyone have any other ideas 252
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the place i work has some of the only publicly accessible bathrooms available for anyone at any time downtown and the city just built one (1) public restroom stall for $750,000 (real number) 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my cousin made a family group chat where he just sends us instagram reels and asks for money for the metro 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026grocery stores need a “no running“ rule for adults. i need everyone to remember how we act in public 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026why do parents always turn on an overhead light before thinking to open a curtain or two 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026august always reminds me of death. my grandaddy died august 2005, my first personal experience of death. i listened to mariah carey the emancipation of mimi on my cd player every day that month. august = death 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the more i’m subjected to people talking about their art the more i’m like no one should be talking about art. enough. 020
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the average reddit user is basically the most socially inept person you’ve met offline, why are they all like that 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026feel like such a bitch when i say “i don’t have instagram on my phone” 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026when i tell ppl my dream job is technical copyediting they get really scared 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026if taco bell makes you shit uncontrollably you have a weak constitution 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026eating the food that's already in your house feels so good when you don't have a grifter in your ear telling you to tear the cucumber into irregular chunks 110
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026trying to be productive in my studio but it’s already 90° at 10am #ok 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026shepard fairey painted a mural in albuquerque recently #fine and the libs are like “someone from that neighborhood should have painted it” and i’m just like do yall know that literal neo-nazis aren’t as obsessed with origin as this— 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 26/07/2026ppl are so dramatic on instagram captions omg am i a private person or do yall need journals 020
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026listening to demo tapes of your favorite albums is soooo goated 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026they're aware that this is a major draw of their product..... 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026the fake pop-tarts at the co-op don't have as much filling as the regular ones no you need POP-TARTS® for these to hit 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026how do u nudge someone gently in the direction of applying deodorant 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i appreciate the queer ppl who are like "i'll teach you how to work on your car" but (and not to be overly heterosexual) that's what a boyfriend is for . he can't cook i can't change a starter so we supplement . 110
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i'll never have to be at work earlier than 9:45am. can we get some commotion for that 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 14/07/2026this man at the laundromat was unloading clothes with one hand while his phone blasted content at him in his other hand. he couldn't put it down or look away. cooked 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026trying to drink two liters of water per day they're calling me Pissy McGee 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026saturn transiting my moon, venus, and sun in that order meaning i won't experience ease or happiness until abouttttt 2032 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026sometimes i feel like my body too tea to go outside they hate sexy ppl in small towns why you think every bitch with a smile that could light up a room is DEAD 030
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026cannot believe i secured a job that's actually normal and real and spiritually-aligned. i was about to start auctioning my organs 020
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026no streaming services just youtube premium and the lie-berry 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i'm going to be so busy this fall with three jobs and this new secret project i'm working on but at least i'll be making a normal amount of money again 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i also love yoga... after learning about fascia i'm like daily yoga is a non-negotiable for me... all the random pain in my "muscles" has disappeared bc it's the FASCIA 110
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i love words like I've and You've and Shouldn't've and i love the english language. it has a lot of haters but i'm not one of them 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026this girl WILL lose the paypal claim and send me my $400 back inshallah 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i need to have therapy earlier in the day i can't just be sitting around thinking about what's wrong w me until 3pm 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026finished morning pages before 8am. type shit that's possible when you develop a sleep disorder in your 30s 020
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 03/07/2026why is every book at the library titled some variant of "The [Adjective] Life of [Random Name]" like what is that what's going on. 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026turns out it is sometimes very nice to have multiple emotionless virgos in your corner, they see through the fassod 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026how about we all stop trying to sublet our apartments and just rebuild the tenement housing structure since everyone wants to be insane anyway 000
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026everyone is begging me BEGGING me to crash out and go back to tha old me but i'm #growing . i'm not going to flame you i'm going to escalate behind your back 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026this girl thinks she's not going to give me my money back for her sublet that i'm not going to but i paid her on paypal: i'm getting my money back love. ijbol 110
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026my favorite roommate ever transitioned and became a priest in the northwest territories canada and he's soooo hot 010
svendolyn @wviwv.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i like watching movies on tv but the ai medicare commercials really kill the vibe 000
