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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Now four, because you made me rhyme unintentionally. Not ok.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Wait, three - you owe that specific bear one as well for making light of his plight.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The way I see it, you owe two apologies, one to Neil Backdraft and one to nature.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

No, hold on. This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Comedy is not an excuse, you’re just ignorant.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

These are aggressive living things that have no idea what zoo they're in, and they'll defend themselves, violently if necessary.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Wait I thought you said petty. Nm about the first part

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Bro that’s what my wife says about me at least once a week

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Kicks of the Day, if you’re nasty. Air Jordan 1 - “Obsidian”

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Haven’t posted here in a while so here’s a sea turtle that I saw in the tide pools on Maui.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Yup, I need to just go through my pants and designate fall/winter pants and only wear those for the next three months!

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket

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cjscoot @cjscoot.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Counting down my favorite pickups this year 10 Ishod Wair Max Visty 9 Blazer SB Antihero 8 Natas Numeric 480 7 Chocolate Numeric 480

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Secret Panel HERE 🤷‍♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Call off the search, we already got justice.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

People like that don’t even deserve a reply.

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🎃Nunzerwolf 🐺 🍵🍃 @spookarties.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

😢 💔 I know she was a good girl.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Sad face, big fucking bat eats. How dare you, frenchie. How dare you. I love it.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

There is not, but I like THIS one and I’m going to tell you about it every time.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Couldn’t decide between this one and the navy one, so I bought this one…and then went back and also bought the navy one. #dodgers

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.

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King Kurtis @kur-tis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Starting to get a lil chilly in the city 🥶 #KOTD #SOLESKY #SNEAKERSKY

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I refuse to take the Empire State Building tour. Too much of an art deco chamber.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

This movie always, always hits so hard.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

You posting this shot this late in the year is like how the Oscar-contending movies don’t release until December. Sand bagging SOB!

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Wedding Crashers Sandbag GIF

ALT: Wedding Crashers Sandbag GIF

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Turd @turdfurgeson69.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hoping I can clear the way by Stepping through my shadow #sneakersky #skykotd #kotd

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Gotham City 1’s because it’s Friday and I’m on the hunt for the right pants for a family portrait session tomorrow. J. Crew is not ready for me. #kotd #sneakersky #solesky

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I don’t, unfortunately. I saw them in person on an employee at a resale shop at the mall.

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I didn’t care much for the Royal Reimagined until I saw a pair of them super faded and the blue that they fade to is amaaaaaaaaazing.

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Carla (aka Caaaaaahla) @wilcocarla.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

#kotd GM good people!👋🏼 It’s a cold & snowy Thursday in Indy & I’m already bitching about winter.😩😂 Still rocking my Dunks though!🥰 Dunk Low Retro ‘Samba’ today with our new batch of spiritwear! 3 more wake-ups till Thanksgiving break!🥳 Have a great day all! Stay safe!♥️🫶🏼

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Bao (Wiener Herzog) @wulfowitz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I would happily buy and wear a Bulova Royal Oak because my MLB contract has not been signed by the Dodgers yet so I do not have that AP money 😂

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