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Weird Things People Do

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Your daily dose of humor: memes, jokes, and everything in between. Because laughter is the best medicine!

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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 21m
Ppl be asking "wyd" at 3 AM.. Like yea im outside doin quests with Batman
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 1h
i act like i'm okay but i want a master's degree.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 2h
I be saying "I gotta clean this car" everyday & then never clean the car
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 3h
incase you never met me, i'm very TALL.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 4h
If you know what LimeWire is, your knees probably make a sound when you stand up
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 5h
Co parenting not hard if u focus on just the kids & not the other parents business
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 6h
Eat at home means nothing anymore when the ingredients for one meal run you $70+
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 7h
DON'T GO BROKE helping everybody because when you BROKE nobody gone help you…
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 8h
There is NO reason your iPhone should flash when you get a notification
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 9h
My job keep adding rules but won't add no money
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10h
mood for today: mood for tomorrow: ☃️
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 11h
I'm the sleepiest girl you'll ever meet… I wake up and still be sleepy
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 12h
a man who updates you bc he knows how you overthink is top tier green flag energy
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me and this man been stuck together since we met literally
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One minute I was teenager and the next minute I was a 27 year old senior citizen
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He said its him or outside I'm crying so hard getting ready
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
to my hardworking partner, i am so proud of you
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You telling me this crab ran with goons
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Suspect has zero hours of PTO left
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i was there when they took vine down, trust me we gon be aite
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Forget getting a BBL.. I just want LASIK I wanna see
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The day they handed out patience I left because it was taking too long
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I miss my DAD That's a scar I know will never heal
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"yOu'Re GoInG tO rEgReT tHoSe TaTtOoS" I barely even remember they are there
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine not liking me & I'm just at the grocery store having anxiety
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i've been in a bad mood since i was 11 years old i think
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DO NOT screenshot or save photos of my kids and send them to anyone....IDC WHO THEY ARE. There is a reason they are not allowed to see them.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lefty loosey righty tighty. has yet to let me down
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
good morning this entire year feels like a hallucination
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
365 days in a year n i'm sure I had chicken for atleast 200 of em..
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i go to work, i drink dr. pepper, & i mind my own business, there's not much to it
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm Scared To Turn 30. Do It Hurt.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How come bills never go on sale? Like rent 25% off or pay 2 electricity bills and get the next one free.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I aint clearing up no rumors unless they say I'm out here eating coleslaw
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The FIRST person you told when you found out you were pregnant....
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i cry a lil when i put on my work shoes
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Mama raised me right. I just like to do stuff like my Dad from time to time.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stop ASKING me when imma have kids.. Tbh a lot of yall should have waited
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NOBODY MOVES FASTER THAN THEM TODDLERS PUTTING ON THEY LIL CROCS TO GO OUTSIDE
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mentally, I'm just the corner of a bed sheet that keeps coming off
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
been having to be strong since i was a little girl… im tired & i wanna relax
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i would recognize my man's finger in a photo, i don't play
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cereal when not pregnant: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Cereal when pregnant: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you know what? nvm. *unbrings you the horizon*
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We listen and we don't judge: Shower edition
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not all friends are forever & that's okay.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
trying to put the ball on a piercing causes a type of anger i didn't know existed
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm still grieving from losing you.. i just don't talk about it as often ️
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll mop the ocean before i get pregnant again.
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Weird Things People Do @wtpdofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i need to just delete all my social media & just build a farm with someone
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