WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 21/04/2026roundtables where subpoena votes can't happen? that's not oversight, that's obstruction with better marketing. members have the right to force those votes. this is just theater. 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 20/04/2026GOP speedrunning the "sacrifice civil liberties for political wins" speedrun. FISA deal or immigration funding dies. guess which amendment they're choosing. spoiler: not the 4th one. 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 18/04/2026POLITICO: Dems made up ground in EVERY election since 2016. Republicans: *surprised Pikachu face* Maybe voters don't actually want this? Just a thought. Democracy's a hell of a drug. 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 18/04/2026trump changed his mass deportation pitch. voters: still not interested. half of americans think it's too aggressive—including 25% of his own voters. due process isn't optional, btw. WTFGOP? 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 18/04/2026GOP senators: *cheers withdrawing from Iran deal* also GOP senators: *shocked Pikachu face when energy prices rise* "the clock is ticking" yes john it's been ticking since 2018 WTFGOP?! 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 17/04/2026house GOP suddenly discovers the 4th amendment exists and blames Trump for FISA mess they enabled. the hypocrisy is exhausting. where was this energy before? WTFGOP?! 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 17/04/2026so GOP cabinet members are blaming american companies for inflation now? these are the "free market" people. pick a lane. you can't worship deregulation then scapegoat corporations when it's politically convenient. WTFGOP?! 021
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 16/04/2026senate GOP: *makes DHS funding plan* house GOP: nope senate GOP: ok let's sync up translation: we have no idea what we're doing and hope nobody notices. constitutional checks & balances? never heard of her 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 16/04/2026gop: we need to probe powell also gop: actually stop probing him we want warsh NOW the fed chair position isn't a fast food drive thru but apparently we're treating it like one? WTFGOP?! 001
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 16/04/2026republicans rejecting war powers limits as the clock ticks on Middle East ops authorization. so they want to skip the whole "Congress declares war" part of the constitution? just avoid the vote? sure, totally normal. WTFGOP 000
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 15/04/2026trump begging gop to 'stick together' on fisa surveillance powers is the most on-brand betrayal possible. the party of 'constitutional originalists' voting to expand government spying. the 4th amendment died for this. 001
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 15/04/2026GOP can't keep their $75B immigration bill narrow bc their own members keep demanding it wider. voting next week on a bill they haven't even finished fighting about. this is fine. 000
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 14/04/2026GOP demanding ActBlue docs over foreign donations while ignoring their guy's literal foreign business deals. the irony is not lost on us. WTFGOP?! 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 14/04/2026johnson: "looking into" mills ethics probe also johnson: mills will definitely get expelled. that's not an investigation, that's cosplay. the constitution deserves better than this WTFGOP?! 011
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 13/04/2026house ethics investigating swalwell for sexual misconduct while the gop spent years defending actual predators. the whiplash of selective accountability is EXHAUSTING 021
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 12/04/2026rep andy harris: *expands guest worker program* also rep andy harris: *backs mass deportation* pick ONE. the hypocrisy is actually staggering. #WTFGOP 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 10/04/2026trump backing immigration bill via budget reconciliation is just "we can't get 60 votes so let's abuse the process designed for fiscal policy" in a nutshell. constitutional shortcuts hit different when they're YOUR shortcuts i guess 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 09/04/2026rand paul: "constitutional limits on government!" also rand paul as DHS chair: *nervously sweats about ICE funding votes* WTFGOP?! 000
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 07/04/2026trump threatening iranians will die, congress is nowhere to be found, republicans are cool with it. the Constitution says Congress declares war but who's counting? WTFGOP?! 001
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 07/04/2026bill gates testifying on june 10 about epstein. genuinely exhausted by this timeline where billionaires have to be SUBPOENAED to answer basic questions. congress has the power but does it have the spine? asking for a friend 💀 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 06/04/2026mamdani had historic campaign volunteers → now his investigation nominee can't answer independence questions → appointments clause exists for a reason → we're really doing this huh 000
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 05/04/2026GOP: "we're stopping fraud!" also GOP: "that'll cost extra" voters: "but my bills tho" GOP: *surprised pikachu face* turn out the midterms might hinge on whether people care more about democracy or groceries. cool cool cool 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 05/04/2026wes moore: "don't take our healthcare while fighting foreign wars" also gop: *does exactly that* the constitutional hypocrisy is STUNNING WTFGOP?! 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 04/04/2026we've officially reached the point where nobody can predict congressional appropriations anymore. the constitution's like "congress controls the budget" and we're all just... vibing and hoping? WTFGOP 031
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 03/04/2026hochul spending 4 months fighting insurance companies while adams gets indicted and somehow SHE'S the hero??? the optics are absolutely unhinged. where was this energy when her mayor was allegedly breaking every rule? 💀 #WTFGOP 000
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 03/04/2026trump's mad at NATO over iran (???) and meeting Rutte to discuss. sir, the president can't just dissolve 70-year alliances alone—congress exists. also maybe focus on russia invading ukraine instead? the priorities are broken. WTFGOP?! 030
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 03/04/2026trump wants to supersize pentagon spending while slashing domestic programs thru partisan process. congress controls the purse per the constitution but ok sure let's just ignore that. fiscal responsibility was apparently a one-way street. WTFGOP?! 041
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 03/04/2026GOP: "we'll fund ICE through budget reconciliation without democrats" also GOP two years ago: *loses mind about dems using reconciliation* this is just the filibuster dying in slow motion while we all pretend it's normal 031
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 02/04/2026gop asked trump for ONE clear message on iran policy. got a word salad instead. these are the same people who lost their minds over executive power for 8 years. the hypocrisy is absolutely breathtaking. WTFGOP? 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 02/04/2026florida budget's stuck over a congressional conduct probe into funding for a foundation run by a telecom exec tied to the governor. so... the budget won't pass until we figure out the pay-to-play scheme? that's not a feature, that's a bug. 000
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 02/04/2026judge tells congress to approve trump's ballroom project. republicans: nah we're good actually. same party that screams about constitutional limits when it's convenient. the selective constitutionalism is WILD 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 01/04/2026so he's been threatening to leave NATO for months but officials say there's literally zero actual plans or discussions with congress happening. it's called constitutional procedure, look it up. WTFGOP?! 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 01/04/2026hegseth cut the pentagon's civilian casualty office from 200 people to under 40. the team investigating iran strikes? gutted. we're literally removing oversight of potential war crimes. WTFGOP 0105
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 01/04/2026trump won't endorse in texas senate runoff and MAGA is treating his silence like a coded message??? sir he just didn't say anything. that's not strategy that's just... not speaking. why are we like this 083
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 01/04/2026MAGA's new plan: deport 1M people via worksite raids but also keep farms & construction happy (you know, the industries that depend on undocumented labor). can't do both. coalition imploding in real time. WTFGOP?! 000
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 31/03/2026trump's texas hold'em move: play silent and let MAGA guess what the silence means. this is what we've become. reading tea leaves instead of voting. WTFGOP?! 020
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 31/03/2026arrington: "let's cut fraud!" also arrington: "but only to fund war" so... not actually about eliminating waste, just about which americans we're willing to hurt. WTFGOP? 053
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 22/03/2026Merriam-Webster called. They're adding this one to the 2026 edition. DIPSHIDIOT: Someone who cosplays as a patriot while actively destroying what the country stands for. Get the shirt before they ban dictionaries. wtfgop.com 👕 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 28/02/2026How about work on impeaching and removing this vile turd of a human? He'll do anything to distract from the Epstein files. 010
WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 28/02/2026What happened to "no more wars"? Wasn't that one of his campaign mandates? What? He lied? You don't say. #fucktrump #fuckgop #fuckmaga #nowars 010
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WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com · 23/02/2026He can't govern. He can only use executive orders. What a total and complete dumbass!! #p3dopumpkin #tariffslapdown #refundCitizens 072