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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Trump a fascist and we enabled his takeover of the country and whatever comes next.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We at the Wall Street journal lie a lot, but even this is too much for us. Eric is spreading rightwing misinformation.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Report this post for trolling they are including non rightwing people in their lists of accounts in an effort to get people harassed.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This whole thread is the energy we need going forward.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Reminder Allison gill of muller she wrote did ppe fraud to put a pool in her backyard and lied about her military background.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
It’s true.
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The Wall Street Journal PR Team @wsjpr.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
And fuck the PR people who help them weave fascist ideas into palatable snippets along the way. You know what you’re doing, and you do it for profit, and to us, that’s most despicable. Fight for democracy every day.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
We play around on this website. Poking fun at really bad people writing terrible things and claiming it’s news. But the reality is. Fuck fascism. Fuck the billionaires. Fuck white power. Long live lgbtq folks. Fight for democracy everyday.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
normally, this is a claim we would make, but because this is some blue anon-liberal we are going to refrain and do the right thing which is tell the truth. Liberals have been incorrect about Trump and the fascist threat from the start. leftists have been the ones correctly calling Trump a fascist.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
normally, this is a claim we would make, but because this is some blue anon-liberal we are going to refrain and do the right thing which is tell the truth. Liberals have been incorrect about Trump and the fascist threat from the start. leftists have been the ones correctly calling Trump a fascist.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
It could be, but we really fascists and always have. In fact we used to launder the og Nazis messages because we love money more than democracy.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
What can we say, we hate JD more than we hate democracy.
THE MONDAY ESSAY
Inept Candidate Uses Racist Trope for Improved SEO
Republican nominee for Vice-President and general all-around disappointment, JD Vance, utilizes the ol'
"imigrants eat pets" trope in hopes that when people Google cats + ladies, they don't see Taylor Swift supporting opposing campaign.
Vance hasn't been successful at much this campaign trail, but he was successful at nuking his own boss's brain with a completely fabricated story, so, kudos to him for that, we guess. / WSJ Staff Photo
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
If pence has the courage….
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
We are going to run a headline later this week saying he’s a genuine genius and it was mean for Harris to be honest about Trump.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
We really, really dislike democracy and the population. What can we say? We think you’re all stupid and can’t see we are working for autocratic capital.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
We like to joke around on this site, but in all seriousness American media has failed every one of us and is attempting to usher in fascism.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Are you mad at seeing Nazis posting the worst kind of hate speech imaginable? We like to joke around on this website, but we do hate Nazis. It appears this account is making them known and is being used to track them.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
We’ve got nothing we will leave it to the Times.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Shameless but not as shameless as we are.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Are you mad at seeing Nazis posting the worst kind of hate speech imaginable? We like to joke around on this website, but we do hate Nazis. It appears this account is making them known and is being used to track them.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
What? we hate democracy, and everyone who thinks democracy is good.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Yeah. Even for us this is a bridge too far.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
It actually does make musk a Nazi sympathizer jk.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Just because Elon Musk likes Hitler, that doesn’t mean it’s fair to call him a Nazi sympathizer.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
TERFs are the worst even we hate them.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Para todas as novas contas que nos seguem, olá! Odiamos a verdade aqui e queremos que você saiba disso.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Oh yeah, that’s how we do reporting over here at the journal. It works.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Oh yeah, that’s how we do reporting over here at the journal. It works.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
we just hate democracy and truth. It’s really that simple. We get money to lie to you.
OPINION
GUEST ESSAY
Trump Can Win on Character
Aug. 26, 2024
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
we just hate democracy and truth. It’s really that simple. We get money to lie to you.
OPINION
GUEST ESSAY
Trump Can Win on Character
Aug. 26, 2024
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
We are not.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
We would love to be this direct and be against fascism but that would directly go against our owners goals and the goals of their corporate pals.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Newscorp and Murdoch don’t need help being disliked
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
I’m sure we can top this very, very soon. We want Trump to win and we can’t stop telling everyone about.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
What can we say. We stand for nothing and we hate our readers.
OPINION
DAVID BROOKS
Why the Protests Help Trump
May 2, 2024
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
Hey Aaron do you think this makes you a journalist just rewriting other peoples words with other peoples news articles attached?
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
By dead Enders, do you mean people who clip actual news outlets video to post online And then claim they’re a journalist or what Aaron?
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Can’t really top this. But we will try!
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Breaking:
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In a Surprise to No One, Study Finds White Christian Nationalists are the Most Inferior Gene Pool
In other news, water is wet and Christian Nationalists are domestic terrorists and a threat to our democracy.
AMERICA
FIRST
GOD GUNS
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What could possibly go wrong with a religious ideology entangled with nationalism and violence?? It's not like history is littered with Christians getting violently out of hand in the past or anything. / Photo courtesy of Google Images
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Breaking:
BREAKING
In a Surprise to No One, Study Finds White Christian Nationalists are the Most Inferior Gene Pool
In other news, water is wet and Christian Nationalists are domestic terrorists and a threat to our democracy.
AMERICA
FIRST
GOD GUNS
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TRUMP
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What could possibly go wrong with a religious ideology entangled with nationalism and violence?? It's not like history is littered with Christians getting violently out of hand in the past or anything. / Photo courtesy of Google Images
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
We platformed the bad-faith right-wing arguments that allowed this to happen!! 😃
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Funny enough we have Tom writing that piece right now for us.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
We are so proud we got Tom to write a piece for us we are going to have him write a how to manual for doing a little rightwing terrorism for his next piece.
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The Wall Street Journal PR Team @wsjpr.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Congrats to us and our future hellscape
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
We platformed the bad-faith right-wing arguments that allowed this to happen!! 😃
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
We usually want to add to the shitty news, but it's heavy out there right now. We will leave that to the editorial board and the opinion section.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
special report, the real war on Christmas 
father Christmas amongst the casualties of Israel’s genocidal bombing campaign campaign 
Gaza early this morning sources confirm that the iron dome shot down below symbol generosity and joy.  Word from our American Christian Zionist colleagues is that they don’t think that this is a big deal was…
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
We do what we do, the plebes don’t care.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Can’t even top this. Ngl.
Screencap of cnn with chyron that says: trump insists he’s net read hitlers mein kampf.
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Wall Street Journal pitchbot @wsjpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Was it a Crime, or an act of passion? 
Ex President and criminally indicted Donald j. Trump thrown off ballot in Colorado.
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