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@wsferrys.bsky.social
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The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD “Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway "Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift

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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 6h
AHOY THERE! A RARE FALL SIGHTING OF LISHIE, THE SEA MONSTER OF THE SALISH SEA
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 8h
AHOY THERE! QUESTIONS REMAIN LINKY: www.king5.com/articl...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 21h
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL LIQUEUR DAY ON THE FERRY! À LA BONNE CHÈRE, À LA BONNE LIQUEUR, ET AU BONHEUR DU CŒUR ! À LA VÔTRE ! #NationalLiqueurDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Meanwhile, provincial Conservative leader Lorne Doerkson announced that his government will “fix” BC Ferries. "After nine years of the NDP, British Columbians face cancelled sailings, overloaded routes and long waits. Meanwhile, the people running the corporation face no real accountability.”
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL LIQUEUR DAY ON THE FERRY! À LA BONNE CHÈRE, À LA BONNE LIQUEUR, ET AU BONHEUR DU CŒUR ! À LA VÔTRE ! #NationalLiqueurDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AHOY THERE! THE SEATTLE SHOPPER DOES A DEEP DIVE “Low morale and frustration over wages have made it increasingly difficult to find employees willing to work additional shifts, contributing to missed sailings,” www.seattletimes.com... (PAYWALL APPLIES)
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
AHOY THERE! OH. "Gov. Ferguson ordered a new evaluation of its engineers’ salaries ahead of wage negotiations (AFTER) Negotiators refused to offer a wage increase to members of the Marine Engineers’ Association in months of talks on a new collective bargaining agreement." washingtonstatestand...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
AHOY THERE! “YOU GAZE INTO YOUR RECTANGULAR HAND STONES WHILE THE ABYSS GAZES BACK. YOU WORRY ABOUT ARRIVING LATE. I HAVE WAITED BENEATH THESE WATERS SINCE BEFORE YOUR SPECIES INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF TIME.”
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AHOY THERE! THE HIGH PRICE OF FERRYING LINKY: www.nj.com/news/2026...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL MOLDY CHEESE DAY ON THE FERRYS! « LA MOISISSURE FAIT LE FROMAGE, COMME LE TEMPS FAIT LE BON VIN. » #MoldyCheeseDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AHOY THERE! JINGS! CRIVVINS! HELP MA BOAB! - SCOTTISH FERRYS GOOD MANY AFTER BAD? LINKY: www.scotsman.com/new...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AHOY THERE! "BEFORE RAINIER ROSE FROM FIRE, THE OLD ONES WAITED BENEATH THE SEA. ELDER GODS HAVE NEVER BEEN IN HASTE. THE FERRY, I SUSPECT, IS RUNNING LATE."
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL PIEROGI DAY ON THE FERRYS! #NationalPierogiDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AHOY THERE! THE SEATTLE SHOPPER WEIGHS IN WITH A TAPIOCA-STRENGTH EDITORIAL: "One-day callout that took WA ferries down is symptom that needs attention" LINKY: www.seattletimes.com...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AHOY THERE! GO TILLIKUM - 67 YEARS YOUNG "Washington State Ferries is so short on vessels, it cannot afford to let go of a single boat. Decommissioning is now projected in 2033 for this remarkably long-lived ferryboat." LINKY: washingtonstatestand...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AHOY THERE! BUILD 'EM IN BC
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL TACO DAY ON THE FERRYS! #NationalTacoDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AHOY THERE! GOV ON IT "Wash. Gov. Bob Ferguson told frustrated unionized ferry workers that he expected “every vessel on every route” to be running Tuesday morning as a sickout by members brought much of the nation’s largest ferry system to a standstill Monday." LINKY: washingtonstatestand...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AHOY THERE! A SUM UP OF YESTERDAYS "FERRYS MACGEDDION" "The agency announced that 23 employees called out sick on Monday morning. 'Every employee qualified to fill those positions has declined to fill them and keep the ferries running,' the agency wrote in a social media post."
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AHOY THERE! UNION CLAIMS "NOT RESPONSIBLE" FOR SICKOUT SPONTANEOUS "SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED?" LINKY: www.theolympian.com/...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AHOY THERE! 9:27 SNAPSHOT "Washington State Ferries is currently experiencing crewing openings on several routes. Management is aware, and working on options. Serious disruptions are expected today."
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AHOY THERE! MYSTERY AT SEA "Several Washington state ferry routes are out of service Monday morning during a crew shortage. While management is trying to fill the slots, Washington State Ferries forecasts “serious disruptions.” The circumstances behind the crew shortage are as of yet unclear.
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PER WSF: "Washington State Ferries is currently experiencing crewing openings on several routes. Management is aware, and working on options. Serious disruptions are expected today" "CREW OPENINGS" - FREUDIAN SLIP?
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AHOY THERE! KING5: "ALL ROUTES MAY BE CANCELLED" "WSF MUM ON CAUSE" LINKY: www.king5.com/articl...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"...A six-day road trip circles Lake Michigan from Milwaukee to Manitowoc, crosses by ferry to Ludington and Muskegon..."
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AHOY THERE! A FALL RIDE ON THE GRAND DAME OF FERRYS “The SS Badger is one of only two places on the National Register of Historic Landmarks that people can ride on. The other is the SFO cable car system. She’s a stout ship and could easily ride out heavy weather.” LINKY: www.thegazette.com/l...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AHOY THERE! THE BEACON IS BACK! AFTER A YEAR, THE NEWBURGH - BEACON FERRY IS RETURNING LINKY: www.lohud.com/story/...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AHOY THERE! AUTUMN COMES FOR MORTALS. ANOTHER AWAKENING FOR THE ELDER ONES WHO REMEMBER THE FIRST.
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AHOY THERE! “WELCOME ABOARD.”
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AHOY THERE! “WELCOME ABOARD.”
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL COFFEE DAY! WHAT MAKES THE FERRYS GO. #NationalCoffeeDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S STRAWBERRY CREME PIE DAY ON THE FERRYS! EXCELLENT WITH A FRAGOLI KIR #StrawberryCreamPieDa
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AHOY THERE! WHEN ONLY THE FERRY CAN GET THROUGH "N.C.'S Ferry Division will soon begin emergency ferry service between Stumpy Point and Rodanthe, providing a transportation link between Hatteras Island and the North Carolina" LINKY: www.ncdot.gov/news/p...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY ON THE FERRYS! #NationalPancakeDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL CHERRIES JUBILEE DAY ON THE FERRYS! #NationCherriesJubileeDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AHOY THERE! NEW LUMMI FERRY FINALLY Public Works says the $25M grant from the Maritime Administration will be used in two ways: “One is going to be construction of the new ferry vessel, and then the other is going to be doing terminal improvements for new vessel.” LINKY: mynorthwest.com/chok...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT’S NATIONAL PUNCTUATION DAY ON THE FERRYS! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY: . ? ! , ; – — ( ) [ ] { } < > “ ” % & WITHOUT PUNCTUATION, ASCII ART WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. #NationalPunctuationDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AHOY THERE! MAKE A CHANGE, CUE THE PROBLEMS “GP apps are taking people around the queuing line, not letting people know about the line so they end up at the terminal. At the booth, the attendant tells them, ‘No, you have to go back up the hill and get a ticket.’ LINKY: mynorthwest.com/chok...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S EARTH WIND AND FIRE DAY ON THE FERRYS! #EarthWindAndFireDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL 'TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY' ON THE FERRYS! CIDER FOR THE LITTLE SCALLYWAGS, RHUM OR GROG FOR MOM AND DAD!
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AHOY THERE! WELL, IT IS STILL FLOATING "Pete Davidson and Colin Jost Say It’s Been ‘Fun Proving People Wrong’ About Purchasing Ferry: ‘Will Be on Our Joint Gravestone’" LINK: people.com/pete-davi...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL MAYFLOWER DAY ON THE FERRYS! HARD TACK ANYONE? (P.S. WE’RE LOOKING FOR A NEW BANNER VENDOR) #MayflowerDay
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"On the old setup, the control levers at the three bridge stations were connected by chains and moved together. The new electronic system has no such link: before a station can take command, the officer has to set its propulsion lever to roughly match the lever at the station giving up control.'
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AHOY THERE! LITTLE MORTALS, YOU FLEE THE AUTUMN DARKNESS IN YOUR IRON CHARIOTS, YET THE DARKNESS TRAVELS WITH YOU.
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AHOY THERE! WORTH REPRINTING: "In 1993, I began riding the boat (which is what Staten Islanders call the ferry) with my good friend and co-worker Amy. Like most seasoned riders, we made the same ferry every morning — ours was at 8:30 — and sat in the same seat" LINKY: www.washingtonpost.c...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
.” The water in these narrow channels of the Arkansas River recedes and leaves behind shallow water (or a “suck”) which is an attraction for frogs or toads. MORE HERE: www.faulknerhistory....
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AHOY THERE! MORE ON THE TOAD SUCK FERRY "The meaning of the word is constructed area of water in or on the side of a stream. An analogous to certain meanings associated with the French word ‘chute.’ The word also has been used for narrow channels between an island and the river’s bank."
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"... When the water was too shallow, the captains and their crews tied up to wait where the Toad Suck Lock and Dam now span the river. They refreshed themselves at the local tavern. Neighbor folks said, “They sucked on the bottle ’til they swelled up like toads.’ Hence, the name Toad Suck.”
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AHOY THERE! "Tech engineer tracks SEATTLE trains, ferries and more in real time with a post-layoff project" LINKY: www.geekwire.com/202...
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AHOY THERE! IA! NGA’THUL! REJOICE AT AUTUMN’S THRESHOLD, BRIEF MORTAL OF THE SUNLIT SHORE.
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