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Todd

@writtentodd.bsky.social
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Maybe someday I'll figure this out. ATX, he/him, educational writer and editor

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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trump is hiring random goons off the street, maybe Democrats in Congress can, too.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Rising Students Dodgeball: Knife Dodge
ALT: Rising Students Dodgeball: Knife Dodge
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ever end a relationship with someone who doesn't take it well and starts blaming nameless conspiracies? Maine, ya dodged a bullet with Platner. You'll find someone who deserves your light.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maybe Trump can call FIFA and get this fixed for Platner.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Unless it's Platner sobbing and genuinely begging for forgiveness, I'll pass.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It almost seemed like he was going to force himself on everyone in Maine. Glad he's gone.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounds like he's ok with dentists shooting more people.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If this was the into, let's see what happens in the first act.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
They'll be back. They got nowhere else to go.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It seems likely that everyone dies at some point.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Every time is a stupid time to be alive. But it still beats the alternative. 😔
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If there is a reasonable argument for war with Iran, the White House should go to Congress and make it. Stop treating American voters like children.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Republican white supremacists doing Republican white supremacist things.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I was hoping we might find out who Barron's daddy is.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Evolutionary biology has left us with brains that tell us stories to make sense of disparate information. Hope is a chemical response to seeing terrible things happen but knowing most people are pro-human.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Republican. White. Supremacists.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Thems tough words from a man who couldn't punch his way out of a Chuck E. Cheese.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Whomp whomp.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ICE has assured city officials they aren't ramping up operations in #Austin. And there's no chance ICE is lying.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
His hands were clearly above his head while he was on the ground when the first shot was fired.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is about to hit #Austin. Stay safe. #atx #fuckICE
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What a season.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Protecting Earth from the planet Spectra.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Poor guy had a preexisting condition called Punk Ass Bitch.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Everyone everywhere must try their best to boycott the US. I understand people gotta do what they gotta do to survive. But every little bit helps.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Los Perros
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Following a hunch?
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Same with Rubio and Venezuela. Always keeping a fall guy in place.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you Merrick Garland this shit, you will empower fascism and murder. There's gotta be a better way.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Republican white supremacists enjoy this violence. It's not going to stop.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Big 10 vs. Pac 10. It's the new Rose Bowl.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
On Jan. 6, 2021, Trump supporters built a peaceful gallows to peacefully hang Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Prolonged guerrilla wars against US corporate interests have worked elsewhere.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Seasonal wartime anxiety as we wait for see who's next. 😔
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Democrats want to talk to the manager.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Double Induckity Casaducka Duckizen Kane
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Every action creates an equal and opposite reaction.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It's always the most careful who are the best at crime. Next stop, the Louvre.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My children's favorite was the one where Franklin goes to law school and sues the Republican white supremacists into bankruptcy.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
In 2024, Trump voters bought a used toilet and expected it to have new-toilet smell. That's not how toilets work.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Birthdays aren't even real. You were grown in a lab.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt and silver jacket
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt and silver jacket
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Have you heard about the midnight rambler?
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I wonder whether interest in the group decreased because people thought there was too much violence or not enough.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Without snap benefits, all I get now are free toes. 😔
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I've lived in Texas long enough to know Chip Roy is 10 pounds of fertilizer in a 5-pound bag.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Cuomo regularly test markets this phrase with mixed results.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It got weird when Vance suggested a three-way and Erika realized he meant with the sectional.
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Todd @writtentodd.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"A couch? Vance asked.
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