writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Hunter Biden fucking owning social media was definitely not on my bingo card for 2026. 120
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Hunter Biden fucking owning social media was definitely not on my bingo card for 2026. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026OK. I can’t stop laughing. A friend just received this message from her Air BnB host. Tourette’s? Or voice to text boo-boo? 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Fuck me, I love my daughter. She just answered our front door and was handed this. Her comment when she brought it into the kitchen? “All I said was ‘this halibut is good enough for Jehovah’.” Proud moment. 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Oh, look! The world’s most pricey fucking toilet paper! 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Fuck me. They really do want to turn America into a hermit kingdom, don’t they? Just to get you up to speed, sanctuary cities include New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, San Francisco, Seattle, Denver, Philadelphia, Boston, and Washington. Source: Guardian 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Iran. Venezuela. Same, same. Fuck me. Even Kegbreath needed a mighty big slug of “tea” to get past it. 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026A portrait. America: Before, and After the Fall.. 021
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Yeah. Because nothing says “winner” like calling a rape victim a liar. 🫥 Christ on a fucking pushbike. 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Coffee spit time. Stephen Colbert and Jack White sharing hot dogs Lady and the Tramp style is the midweek fix I didn’t know I needed. Crying. 😂 021
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I love that for a brief moment in time, before they took it down, this was an actual thing. Because “Scenic Rim” is a town here in Australia. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Given its recent behaviour, it does seem rather fucking fitting that America’s 250th birthday should be celebrated with grown men beating each other bloody on the White House lawns. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Look what he’s done to the fucking neighbourhood. Half the house has been torn down, there’s a drive-by shooting every other day, grandpa’s shitting himself in a La-Z-Boy in the TV room, and now they’re lining up a punch-on in the back yard. Giving low-rent trailer park. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Well, fuck me. Did not have the Pope quoting Gandalf on my bingo card for 2026. But, I’m here for it. 020
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Things start to make a little more sense when you see that the Cunt of Mostly Crisco has employed a sentient thumb in a suit as his Chief of Communications. 020
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Cute that they think anyone would choose to stay in the US longer than they absolutely had to. I’d rather shit in my hands and clap. x Australia 🇦🇺 095
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026To anyone hoping he’s just going to hand over the reins of power… you’re going to have to bring in the fumigators to flush the vermin out of the place. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Can we just fast-forward to the bunker scene in this narrative? Also: kudos, ABC Australia for your choice of photo for this story. You might also consider using one of the two attached for future commentary. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Don’t want to say I told you so. But I did. In October, right after he leveled the East Wing. It was never about the fucking ballroom. And it’s also why it’s so disproportionately large. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Oh, yes. I remember the Glamorous Triangle Period in Ancient Greek architecture. “These are great Classical buildings they’re taken from very glamorous times… This is Rome… they like the flat roof… Greece likes the… they call it the triangles.” 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Fuck me. What a grotesque and hideous figure. The alien’s a little odd, as well. And, yes. He really did post this. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026OK. Which of you jokers snuck fabric softener and baby oil into his shampoo? 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026If you’d told me ten years ago that we’d be in a place where the US president would be posting this online, I would have called you fucking deranged. But, here we are. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026UFOs? 🛸 Cool. Also, release the Epstein files. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️ 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026How am I going to tell someone from the Shite House to go fuck themselves sideways with a fishfork if they don’t have any left? Also: seriously? They’re souveniring cutlery? These are not serious people. 011
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Mr Kristi Noem wore it better. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Now, this is a list of Met Gala invitees I can get behind. Zendaya. Harry Styles. Ed Sheeran. Bjork. Taylor Swift. Billie Eilish. Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, Scarlett Johansson, Pedro Pascal, Sydney Sweeney, Mark Ruffalo, Jenna Ortega, Walton Goggins. They all chose to stay away. Bravo. 030
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026That’s my pen name. Meg Gala. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Why is this woman wearing a placenta to the Met Gala? 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Coffee spit time. No wonder autocrats fucking hate comedians. Jimmy Kimmel doubles down and whacks it out of the park. 021
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Crying with laughter. Epic British shade. Don’t think Bonnie King Charles is too impressed with the massive ballroom. "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.” 0116
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Anyone who has ever had a toddler in their care knows that profile. That diaper is about to blow. 💩 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Well, I’ll give him this. It has stopped everyone talking about Iran. And the Epstein files 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Not sure I want what he’s selling. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026And in the least surprising news of 2026, the DOJ has used the… whatever that was yesterday… to demand the case against the ballroom is dropped. 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Ok. Coffee spit time. “And the man at the back Said let’s fake an attack And use it for a ballroom grift.” @hellbelly 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week. 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Nero fiddled while Rome burned. The US has this……. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I feel you. The entire world = AOC. 010
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Lie down with that fucking mad dog, and not only will you end up with fleas, you’ll need a rabies shot, and it will have humped your leg and laid a turd on your chest while you were sleeping. Sorry, rats. There’s no deserting the ship when it’s at the bottom of the ocean. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026MAGA beer - tasteless, flat, and leaves the whole world with a fucking nuclear hangover. And, yes. This is a real display from a Florida market, apparently. 011
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This was posted without irony on the orange tinted turd’s official page here. Hitler loved being photographed with children as well. Just saying. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026MAGA beer - tasteless, flat, and leaves the whole world with a fucking nuclear hangover. Also: why is Joe Biden wearing a crown? And, yes. This is a real display in Florida, apparently. 000
writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social @writtenbymeaghan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026They’re calling this his “power stance.” I’m tossing up between “power bush” & “loaded diaper” 000
