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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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The Eggs of Resurrection Chapter 1
When you beat the rap for blowing up the Tijuana Holocaust Museum, the last thing you should be doing is digging up Reinhard Heydrich's corpse in a Berlin cemetery, yet here I am.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
What if we freed women from the burden of pregnancy that they have suffered under since the Garden of Eden? What if we discovered the secret to immortality and preserving our species for interstellar travel has been under our noses all along? What could possibly go wrong?
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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The Eggs of Extinction: Book 1 Birth of The Martians
The Eggs of Extinction: Book 1 Birth of The Martians - Kindle edition by WriteStuffRey. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Eggs of Extinction: Book 1 Birth of The Martians.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A tall Asian woman stood behind him. "Xiao Hua," she said. She introduced herself. She wrinkled her nose in contempt. Her accent and demeanor told me she was born American in California. Sharon Chow or something like that. Rebelling by taking traditional name. Ancestor smile.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Dr. Vivek Nahasapeemapetilan, the director of this Institute, greeted me in the lobby. He was a nervous, twitchy Brahmin. The smartest man his village had produced since The Raj. His iq couldn't be higher than double digits.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The lot was filled new cars from Quiet Riot, L. Ron Jolson's electric vehicle company. I parked my hoopty in between electric updates of a 1976 AMC Gremlin and a 1958 Chevy. The Chevy would fit in on the streets of Havana. If I played my cards right, I would get my pick of the litter.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I parked my 2003 Nissan Altima in the employee parking lot. The security guard in the parking lot made more than I do. I know that because I applied for his job. When the L. Ron Jolson Institute for Human Survival wouldn't hire me as a scientist, I applied for it. They rejected my application.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The only other white guy in my class, Miles Torque, tried going with the Latino angle, but he failed the Donde esta la bibliography test He surrendered and went trans. He's a tenured professor at Georgia Tech now I chose to keep my penis and my dignity So I scoop sugar chicken to pay my bills.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I earned a doctorate in applied crypto zoology just down the road at UCSD But I had the misfortune of being born Caucasian with a penis. Completely unhireable I was lucky to even get admitted to college I lied and said I was multi-racial They let it slide until they did a DNA check.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I didn't have time to change my red polo shirt with the company logo over my left nipple. I stunk of orange chicken, broccoli beef, and shame. Well, maybe not shame anymore. Indifference, resignation, or Zen, if I cared to put lipstick on the pig that was my career.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
When you call in the Vatican's top exorcist, he goes insane, and ends up in a Nevada brothel full of dead whores, then you call me. I'm Chad Cardwell. I'm the assistant manager of the Panda Express on North Torrey Pines Road.
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writestuffrey.bsky.social @writestuffrey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
What if we freed women from the burden of pregnancy that they have suffered under since the Garden of Eden? What if we discovered the secret to immortality and preserving our species for interstellar travel has been under our noses all along? What could possibly go wrong?
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