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Sour Scooter

@writesomethink.bsky.social
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Midwesterner transplanted to California. Casual desert romper. Actively writer-curious. Pro pet. Anti igmo.

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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Photos from Eastern State Penitentiary:
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A federal judge just spent 56 pages taking apart Trump's favorite scheme—then reported his own lawyers to the bar. Her name is Kathleen Williams. Remember it. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-had-...
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Things get a little muddled when you’ve celebrated 178 years on this good earth.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Cadaver and its concubine.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Three word horror story: Streaming only content
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Absolutely!
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Reminds me of the end of Excalibur.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When a man and an old can of turpentine love each other very much…
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I grew up loving the sweet smell of hay drying in the summer.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“He was a statue. A marvel. Ripped, well hung. Someone you might want to put your hands on. Kiss full on the mouth.”
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wait til they hear about the Russian money poured into properties in Florida…
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is an underrated movie. Alice Krieg’s performance is soooo good.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Her voice was perfect for the song, written by the incomparable Jim Steinman.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They were all on the same conference call, where they all talked to each other and were told, “ don’t worry, he’s listening to ya’ll.” Even though the only activity around Mitch’s mouth was a fly that kept trying to land in it.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
lol. You can call it corruption in the headline Forbes. It’s okay. It isn’t a secret. We all know exactly what it is.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about twenty minutes this afternoon. Well, I spoke towards him. He didn’t have anything to say. The fly that landed on his lip, then crawled gingerly into and out of his open mouth several times also had no comment.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Questions? No, there need be no questions. The answer is in the question. Of course he is. He doesn’t care who suffers as long as he feels important and hurts someone he doesn’t like.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Love some hot pot.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He needs a bigger hat.
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ArTrapnell @artrapnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
American exceptionalism
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m saving my celebrations for…The Day It Happens.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No shit. Fireworks do that anywhere they are mass dispersed. Which is everywhere on the 4th. I don’t leave the house that evening or the following day.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A hen-ho-hum, if you will.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Huh. 😂
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They pickle nicely too!
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That’s half of the attendees!
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That’s not milk. It’s cheese!
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Load-rated up to 298 lbs of bullshit.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just vaguely remember this.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I offer artisanal swearing . Discerning people adore my goddam boutique language.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I do something similar in front of the coffee maker as it’s brewing.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
He looks inflated to 72 psi
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“I saw ViSnOd live in 2027, before they sold out.” -some poseur someday
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Either works for me.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sometimes. Other times it’s throwing yourself to the ground and grabbing your leg.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How many soda bottles bought you a house, fuckstick?
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
From what I’m seeing I’d say he’s done in four.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gothic horror in space. I have a soft spot for this movie. The sets and visual work is incredible. It is a pretty dark film!
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
More like working on trying to have a healthy bowel motion. Prospects don’t look good.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That’s a good start. Their fundamentals are atrocious.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
He’s a drug addled weirdo.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tolkien considered The Hobbit a children’s book.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
…but will likely result in plunging profits in the near future.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Eat like three Big Macs and a huge milkshake first, really carb load, then avoid any water all day. Some peak alpha performance!
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Unless the threesome is cholesterol, dementia, and heat stroke, I don’t want to hear it.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And yet he is an unloved husk that wants to invent a perfect artificial woman.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Okiefeenokie Twonames is barely qualified to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. Perhaps he should shut his obscene gob-hole.
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Sour Scooter @writesomethink.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ignoring the fact that it’s in Tennessee, I think his designs are kind of ugly.
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