Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Ever wonder what it’s like to live with chronic pain? aluv82.substack.com/p/pain-is-a-...aluv82.substack.comPain Is a Part of MeLife with Chronic Illness 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 09/05/2026That moment when you pull up inspo photos on your computer to help you write a scene with a boudoir photoshoot, only to remember you’re at a public library 😳 100
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If brevity is the soul of wit, I am incredibly unfunny. 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 07/02/2026What am I working on at the moment? How does a speculative romance with time travel, love triangles, racing against death, and boudoir photoshoots sound? #romanceauthor 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Do I really need something new to have nightmares about? Has this world not given us enough already? 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 01/08/2025TFW your agent pitches your book as “Ali Hazelwood x The Kiss quotient.” And also comps you to Rachel Lynn Solomon and Jessica Joyce. 🤩🤯 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 13/07/2025You know what I hate? “No one owes you anything.” Umm, hi 👋 welcome to society. It’s all good and well to have boundaries, and you can do it while still affording people basic respect, kindness, and human decency. And don’t forget—if you don’t owe anyone anything, no one owes you anything either. 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I’ve been rereading the Hunger Games series & there’s no way my fibro’s letting my sight read tonight so I was going to listen to a different audiobook. But then I was like, “Wait! It’s gotta be on Libby. Maybe there’s no hold,” and now I’m happily going to cocoon myself with Catching Fire on audio 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Do you ever stop and wonder if your pets look at you the way you look at them? Like, when they’re staring at you through the open bathroom door do they think “aww, she’s so cute when she poops?” 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 27/06/2025So the first thing the next Democratic president is going to do is outlaw assault rifles via executive order, right? Who cares if it’s unconstitutional, any pewpew enthusiast who wants one will have to sue the gov’t individually to get their killing machines back. No universal injunctions for you. 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Ahhhhhhh! I’m done with my edits for my agent. I did submit one reworked chapter to my critique group for Thursday and might need to make a tweek or two. And my inner perfectionist will likely want one more read through, but basically I’m done 🎉 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I couldn’t share this when I got it because I couldn’t announce my offer yet, but I was thinking about how this is the best rejection I have ever received for anything ever so I thought I’d share now. 020
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Remembering that time an editor offered to look at my opening pages & told me the reason agents were passing was because b/c my readers (I write romance) were "women with no more than a high school education" & I needed to "dumb it down." Not even an hour later, I had an offer of rep. 020
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Just had an emotional breakdown in therapy. Which I know is the place FOR emotional breakdowns. And I yet, I still feel like 🫣 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 28/04/2025The thing about fibro is it makes u feel like ur dying but ur not. Not a single cell of tissue damage. Just ur brain yelling at u like ur standing on hot coals & getting mad because u won’t get off the burning floor and ur like—“I would brain, but the floor isn’t burning. Also, I’m lying in bed.” 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I finished the new ending of my book for my agent. Now to do an editing pass and send it to the critique partners. 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 20/04/2025The Right: American women aren't having enough babies, it's a crisis! Soon we won't have enough people to sustain the "work force" Also the Right: Immigrants are stealing all the jobs. We need to mass deport them or America is doomed. But sure...it's not about racism 🙄 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 20/04/2025An NPR editor on Threads just literally typed out, with their whole chest, that widespread protests against an authoritarian regime during a constitutional crisis, isn’t “newsworthy.” 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Fascism thrives on suppressing dissent. By making people scared to speak up. To show up. They do this so they can control the narrative. If peaceful protests were useless, fascist regimes wouldn’t be so scared of them. So ignore the voices that belittle us for our “uselss parades.” Keep showing up. 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Manhattan bound 🗽 Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. 020
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Sometimes I want to look my moderate friends who, in 2015 thought I was worried over nothing, right in the eye and be like—remember when you told me I was being dramatic about Trump? Sometimes I do say it. Othertimes I remember that I now need them to teach me how to shoot, so I bite my tongue. 010
Reposted by Lauren BrookeAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2025im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country 265156442915
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I don’t know if I should be insulted that AARP thinks I’m old enough to retire or flattered that they think I have anywhere near enough money to retire. 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I’ve been rewatching Lost and all I can think about is how many of them are going to wind up with malignant melanoma. 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I just received a new query rejection. Though I was done with those when I signed with my agent 😂 Can confirm rejection hurts a lot less these days. #querytrenches 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 14/04/2025No one is safe. If you think they won’t come for you just because you were born here or to American parents, you’re wrong. They’ll get rid of anyone who is politically expedient. 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Someday I’ll sit down with the intent to write and actually do it. Today doesn’t look like that day. 120
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Final Querying Stats of a newly agented author... Queries sent: 77 Query rejections: 44 CNRs: 22 Partial requests: 1 (ultimately rejected) Full requests: 10 (6 were after my offer of rep) Full MS rejections: 7 Full MS ghostings: 1 Offers of representation: 2 030
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 11/04/2025One problem with having 3 pets is that I only have 2 hands. 020
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Time to work on edits for my agent. (I’m not sure that’ll ever get old (the agent part, not the edits. Edits will definitely get old 😂)) 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I'm thrilled and a little bit awed to announce that me and my book are now officially represented by @awritesinger.bsky.social of @triadaus.bsky.social I'm so excited to be working with her to make my author dreams come true. 1100
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 06/04/2025One thing I didn’t consider when I decided to write a dual POV romance instead of single POV like my last book, is that when I need to add, delete, or move a scene, it throws off the entire balance of the POVs. #authors 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 19/02/2025How’s your day going? #vetmed PS-guess the breed 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 13/02/2025When the endorphins of a hookup with her brother’s best friend result in an improved bedside manner at work, vet intern Brie Spurling convinces him to agree to a situationship so she can impress her boss and get the recommendation she needs to score a coveted zoo residency position. #questpit #R 1123
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I just want everyone to know he swaddled himself in this blanket 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Another one bites the dust. I’m so grateful for such specific feedback but rejection still sucks. 110
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Frankie is definitely a fall. Also, Luigi is bringing orange back. 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Female neurosurgeons be out there like “I can fix him.” 000
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Just sent a break up text to my therapist and I feel slightly nauseated 😬 110
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Authors and agents, what's the best way to word a nudge on a query. Let's say the agent's website says they respond in 6-8 weeks. Around 6 weeks, the agent responded to all the queries around yours on QT and has continued to respond to queries submitted after yours and it's now 8 weeks. #amquerying 220
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Reading “By a Thread” by Lucy Score and have to say, I have a lot of reasons to hate Trump, but the latest is that he has ruined the trope where the rich alphahole is all “I’m going to take care of you whether you like it or not.” 110
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Another day, another query rejection. Fortunately I still have 13 outstanding queries and 1 outstanding full so I shall live to write another day. #querytrenches #author #amquerying 030
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Desperately trying to convince myself it’s a bad idea to pick my book up at 10PM at night under the guise of reading “just one chapter” before bed. 020
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Republicans: Immigrants are taking all the jobs Also Republicans: We need to get the birth rate up or there won’t be enough people to do all the jobs. 110
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I’m bored but too tired to do anything #fibromyalgia #chronicillness 010
Lauren Brooke @writer-lauren.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Whhhhhhhy does this keep happening to me? 😫 #querytrenches #author #tradpublishing 120