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Wes! 🌈

@wrex.gay
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He/Him - Houston based gaymer, pasta enjoyer, step-🐱dad, and sleepy 🐻 NSFW 18+only Talk at me about video games (esp FFXIV), boys with bellies (partnered/open here), or just memes & dreams linktr.ee/wessasaurusrex

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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 01/10/2026
, she wants to bite a face.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 01/10/2026
New test is how thoroughly you peel a potato and honestly? Yeah 💀
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 27/09/2026
Goals 😩
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 27/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful October!
Picture of a sparkly eyed Kirby smiling with the text “tell my haters keep sucking I’m about to cum”
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 25/09/2026
Similar situation but they fucked up after verifying my address so now I have to get a whole new Rx even though it got returned to them and they haven’t delivered anything. Never mind it’s been over a month at this point. Garbage company top to bottom.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 25/09/2026
They’ve literally never filled an Rx for me successfully and all they’ve managed to do is waste my time and give my data away. I thought Walgreens was awful but goddamn did they take that as a challenge. Guess we’ll see if they can deliver a $2 settlement check since they can’t deliver meds 😒
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 25/09/2026
The universe is infuriating but it definitely has a sense of humor - literally just got off the phone with CVS because of incompetent bullshit and within minutes of ending the call get an email about a class action settlement involving CVS.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 25/09/2026
On this episode of the writer’s barely disguised fetish insert:
Partial screenshot of the text box from Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave with text Still remember the first time I saw the guy... Long time ago too... Tried to make him lick my feet...”
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 20/09/2026
Honestly I’d be a lot more willing to believe in Jesus if the pope tried to kill us all with magic, food for thought.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
I’ll move it real close so you don’t have to aim 😘😂 But miss your face too 😢
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
You’ll have to sweat on my face for science 🙂‍↕️
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
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Bob Belcher's Surprised 'Oh God' Moment
ALT: Bob Belcher's Surprised 'Oh God' Moment
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Percentages don’t mean a thing in this game I s2g what do you mean a myrmidon with a killing edge can’t hit the crit but I can hit a class upgrade at 38 and then next fight have someone miss both swings of a high accuracy attack it’s chaos rolls 😂🎲
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
When I need that Zelda switch 2 variant 😭
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
We really talk big game when the only time we get shit like this is “limited edition” stuff around holidays so not to spook the capitalists with creativity. Out pussies? Dry, crusty, and dusty and our fields barren.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Oh shit this is huge (my stomach after buying all of them)
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
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Oh Shit Oh No
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Girliesssss HEB fucking COOKED 😭😭😭😭 She’s getting her mouth stuffed with fucking flavor town 😩
HEB limited edition cornbread stuffing flavored potato chips and Cindy why is my PUSSY leaking?
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Like I feel it kind of has a beefy smell when I’ve had a lot of beef/red meat but maybe it’s in my head - my nose is an unreliable narrator at best 😅
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
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Daffy Duck Says 'Well Hello There' (Looney Tunes)
ALT: Daffy Duck Says 'Well Hello There' (Looney Tunes)
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Not because of hypocrisy but I also know once I’m not manic I’ll go back to never posting and then I’ll just have two accounts I’m not posting to 😭
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Like I’ve been pretty adamantly anti alt on bsky since joining because it was very pro hoe in the beginning but now that more people are on and sometimes I want to rant about not horny stuff I’m somewhat reconsidering.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Oh yeah if I do a lot of FE posts and get pushed into peoples feeds, I do post NSFW but it’s tagged - filter appropriately if you don’t like chubby gay dudes. Or if you do heyyyyyyyyyy 💅
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
This isn’t horny posting I just caught a whiff getting ready to shower and the mind is WANDERING.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Like as a fat person and kind of a pit pig I somewhat associate my own pit smell with certain foods but like also as as someone who typically doesn’t sleep with many twinks but much less sweaty ones do they smell different? Like creatine and monster energy or smth? Asking for a me
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Though along with better explanation sometimes a help popup shows up at the literal worst time post combat or item or something I’m mashing to get to the next screen and like whyyy Like if you get something in a chest that you might have button spamming adhd gremlins don’t make it dismiss so easy 😭
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
I wish some stuff was better explained, and while I like the exp sharing in clashes I kind of wish they were more interesting. I haven’t really hit a point where “stronger” undead enemies have really been a game changer, just a little spongier. Maybe that changed post pt 1?
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
I’m sure some of it is sleep deprivation but balancing feels a little wonky and this is probably the first time I haven’t had a myrmidon just solidly taking a party slot for a long ass portion of the game. Granted I’m only playing a single route and very much not optimal so far.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
I’m going to have to take a break from my switch today to go be gay and get in a pool but I’m back and forth on how I like Fortune’s Weave. I’d say mostly positive on changes, like there’s some growing pains with new stuff but nothing I’d say is unreasonable or enjoyment-breaking.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
He’s gonna keep me safe by trying to get me naked which is by definition the most vulnerable state I smell a traitor 😒
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Like I’m 50ish hours in at this point but I’ve been rolling that in my head so much this FE is basically taking place in Bel Air. 💀😂
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
This is a weird FE post but bear with me - I’m always trying to pick out quirks or memes that made it into video game names and I don’t think that’s this because it’s a stretch but every time I see Sothis I hear the opening to Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Early screenshot from Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave of the character Sothis doing some grade A jarl sitting in a stone throne. 

I was going to do some meme photoshop but I’m tired
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Or TL;DR I couldn't sleep last night so we're on overmedicated and soon-to-be-caffeinated posting hours so it's gonna be a wild posting day.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
Like I feel I need to consume something that's like 99% all red herrings just to hard reset myself but I realize that kind of thing 1) would be something I hate because I like what I like and 2) would probably be pretty awful writer self jerking porn.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
I know I'm horrible to watch anything with too because even though I try to stop myself sometimes I can't help but calling out shit. Like oh that really nice person is the BBEG because of that throwaway line kind of shit that isn't obvious but why did they need to address it if unimportant?
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
me, seeing a stupid decision by a protagonist: gIRL NO also me, internally: the setup needs to happen and events to make the story not just a list of events in a row otherwise it'd be boring still me after acknowledging that: STOP BEING DUMB ON PURPOSE YOU JUST CALLED OUT THE BAD IDEA
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 19/09/2026
One of my least favorite thing about being a media consumer of a certain age now is knowing all the tropes and just watching the dominoes line up. Like if I could selectively amnesia myself to enjoy something as is it'd be fucking phenomenal.
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f̵̖̔̈ǎ̴͓g̵͈̩͎̏̄̾g̴̺̈ó̶͍̈́͆t̶̖̝̀ @mal-content.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Have you ever seen both of them in the same room?
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 16/09/2026
Even if that level was mostly "who?" before now. I guess that also applies to GoT too but I think GoT had bigger problems coming than another pasty boy afraid to take a stance on something because it'll cut into his profits.
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 16/09/2026
Remember that time that there was an E* S***** jump-scare in the credits of a Pokémon game? Me neither but if it were there I'd say it's example # infinity of why you don't just shoehorn a real public figure into anything because they won't have the same level of public opinion forever. 🙄
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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WizardoFrank🆖 RAFFLE UP @wizardofrank.newgrounds.com · 10/09/2026
Ravenous #requests #metroid
The takeout minigame from Kirby and the Forgotten Lands, only Samus is there and she’s HUNGRY
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MeatMan @meatman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hell Yeah Brother
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
CDC Successfully Eradicates Children theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradi…
CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
World’s No. 1 Vector Of Disease Eliminated From Nation
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Techneti (🎂 tomorrow!) @techneti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
donkey kong 64
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 03/09/2026
Just one? 👀
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 03/09/2026
Counterpoint: *some* people (Nazis, Racists, et al.) SHOULD be afraid to speak up because their viewpoints SHOULD be shut down. The bar is on the goddamn floor and these mfs are lined up to dig a hole under it.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 29/08/2026
Edit of an old twitter shitpost about a Dentist waiting room where everyone starts chanting teeth but replaced Dentist with Dyson
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Wes! 🌈 @wrex.gay · 29/08/2026
It’s not an accusation if I’m just stating the fact 😒😂
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