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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 15h

@ywfyf.com was kind enough to recreate this fall classic at the pumpkin patch today

Man in shorts carrying two pumpkins at face level

Man in tan pants carrying two large pumpkins at face level

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 21h

went out to tour some cemeteries in the rain last night, as one does

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

oh cool, now he’s playing with scissors

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

CA voters: we’ve got hella propositions to vote on and if you’re not sure how to feel about them, here’s a list of different orgs and their recommendations:

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think our calls, emails, and cyberstalking of Democratic elected officials demanding they hate these motherfuckers at least as much as they hate all of us are finally working! Derek Tran is a moderate and just barely flipped his district in Orange County in 2024 - and he gets it:

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my kid is referring to this as a “life hack”

Person in a black shirt holding a red drink cup nestled in a replica skull

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Michelle what are you doing to me with this anecdote? 😭😅😭

Cartoon man sweating over two buttons. One says Manny is an entitled asshole who blames others for his failures. The second says Stammen is an unqualified religious zealot

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

appreciate Kevin Burkhardt’s reference to “the Padres and their rabid fans” he was speaking of Dog Man

Woman in a grey jersey holding a black car wearing a brown Padres helmet

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dear god, the American president is wishing a foreign power would destroy her entire city and this is the best statement that pathetic woman can muster? LA, please please get rid of Karen Bass 🙏

"The President of the United States suggested that a foreign government attack Los Angeles, " Bass said. "His statements against our city are dangerous and could potentially compromise our safety. The role of a president is to protect the country, not to actively threaten it and encourage attacks on American lives. In the face of
irresponsible threats, as Angelenos, we know how to stand together and protect our city."

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Tao of Trumpism: “he is disgusted by everyone and wouldn’t piss on a normie if they were on fire, but that doesn’t include me”

Reddit post which reads “freexanarchy • 4h ago

The trumpies in San Diego would probably think “he just means everyone but me"”

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It is good and right to hate both Manny and Stammen. We’re simply ahead of our time

Cartoon depicting a group of men yelling shut up. The text says most people rejected his message. They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Votes mainly in from the Amazonian and more rural regions. Please god let the northeastern cities come through

Map of Brazil showing the Northwestern region filled in with pink and blue. Flavio Bolsonaro leads with 50% of the vote.

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Super early returns out of Brazil are terrifying me

Voting showing Flavio Bolsonaro with 49.37% of the vote to Lula’s 42.09%

Only 2.23% of votes have been counted

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Reading comprehension is such a lost skill, jfc

"You feel guilty about it," Renee said.
"I feel guilty," Jack said.
"I hate to say it, but there's a lot of animosity against, just, white people," Diana said. "I'm sorry."
"That's not our belief, Diana," Renee said.

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Like, did you entirely miss everything that was said?

"My son could have died," she said now. "A whole bunch of lives could have been taken.
And that's another thing-"
"No,"
" Renee said, attempting to preempt what
she knew was coming.
"That's why I think this is a statement-some kind of statement," Diana continued.
"It's not a statement," Renee said.
"It is. Look how it's blowing out," Diana said, referring to all the news and the vitriol toward the Trump administration.
"No," Renee said.

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

nothing can hurt us anymore, we’re impervious to pain

Wednesday Addams staring forward with the text when someone tries to hurt your feelings, but you’re a Padres fan

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Excuse me I was told the Brewers were not a “power hitting team”

Man in a short sleeved button up shirt and brown tie, wearing glasses and looking confused

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

someone left this on my sister’s car today and the parts I can read are pretty much a transcript of the public comment period from every local government meeting I’ve ever had to attend

A single white sheet of printer paper covered from top to bottom with handwritten scrawl detailing various conspiracy theories. The word “CIA” is written in black letters at the top

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ending my week from hell determined to be normal person and not let the stress destroy me

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

just gave Dog Man a tiny piece of sweet cornbread with butter and I think he saw god

Black cat sitting on a gray sofa, staring intently at cornbread that is just out of frame

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

walking home from work downtown and dodging all the lifted pickups from Poway and Santee headed to the game, not looking at which streets are one-way and leaning on their horns if they so much as see a bike or pedestrian

White man in a polo looking disgusted and saying “damn you people go back to your McMansions”

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is literally the official description “A variety progrum. Smug, Holmes, Duncan, and Ashbrook bring next generation conservative talk to the next level with RUTHLESS. There is no shelter for anyone as the fellas provide a lighter analysis of the news (and fake news) of the day.”

4 guys, all with weirdly shaped heads wearing suits and ties with the text RUTHLESS in black and white

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Important: the wee pumpkin bread has pumpkin puree inside 🤯 I should have bought 5

Pumpkin bread loaf split in half to reveal pureed pumpkin inside

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

check out this pumpkin bread I got at 85°

Orange pumpkin shaped loaf of bread with a tiny chocolate piece for a stem

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Am once again asking if the repulsive Dodgers franchise has done anything to recognize their own city’s WPBL team’s championship victory, because the Party Animals sure as hell did 😑

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Went to the gym late last night so my arms would look swol and young for my COVID shot today

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was skeptical, but I ran out of espresso today and it’s 80° so I just made this with some og Cafe Bustelo and holy shit, it’s good

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the absolute split second a clean sheet floats down on this bed, this motherfucker appears out of nowhere to sit there and make sure I can’t finish making it

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my quest to reduce or eliminate all single-use plastic in my life has led me to this most hippie shit: a shockingly expensive, tiny bar of lotion that comes wrapped in this burlap scrap just to really drive home how earthy and righteous you are

Woman’s hand holding a small disc of lotion in bar form

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I keep getting Maidenform ads with Lala Kent, and I actually love her so the subliminal messaging worked on me until I visit their site, and the bras only go up to DD

Sopranos clip with an Italian man in a white suit saying it’s anti-big tiddy discrimination

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Was able to thrift every piece of my Halloween costume this year except for the name tape it’s gonna be great

Blonde woman in a silver angel costume, signing a sexy quint from sexy jaws

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve eaten more Jack in the Box this week than I did all last year

Green cup with aliens Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

QUEENS WIN THE WPBL CHAMPIONSHIP!! Ayami Sato pitches a complete game shutout like an absolute boss

Ayami Sato in LA Queens black uniform mid-pitch

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