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wrenisprobablybored

@wrenguistics.bsky.social
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Few are bored enough to be as Wren as I. They/them, 20. All posts and replies and follows etc. are SFW Check out my linguistics videos at 'Wrenguistics!' on youtube or my fanfiction on AO3 under this name :)

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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 12h
To the guy (or presumably bot) who is trying to promote their new social media site who followed me while I was making that rant, uh, thanks for giving me that notification that I thought might actually be someone replying to me with genuine thoughts! I love being disappointed like that.
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 12h
A month ago maybe I was having a conversation with the boyfriend about my sleep disorder and I've thought about it on and off ever since. Essentially, on the wikipedia page for non-24 hour sleep/wake cycle disorder it referred to it as an invisible disability. Maybe another site, idk, not important.
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What happens if 456,977 friend groups play Jackbox at the same time????
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Opossum fact: If there are Virginia Opossums all over North America, that either means that their entire range is Virginia, or the ones outside Virginia ain't real opossums. Better figure it out soon, 'Kentucky' opossums! We are coming for you!
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I think this account may decline more in activity as I have come to the realization that when I think of a conversationally useless bit I can just drop it like a bomb in the middle of a conversation and nobody actually minds hehe
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Aneurism isn't actually the thing I'm afraid of idk why I said that
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Valium momentarily stopped me from feeling like I might be having an aneurysm but it's already wearing off
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mom is watching Frieren in the hospital and I quite like that. I would love if we could Free Wren from the hospital
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fishing streamer called Late Devon whose methods are quite mysterious
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gen alpha streamer named K2 whose entire gimmick is pranking old people
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think "birds and the bees" is a problematic phrase because it could be misinterpreted to imply that birds and bees can habe sexual relations and god has axrislly deemed this imoral
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On valium in the hospital waiting for results from a CT scan so I'd say that this is prime time to cook up some epic jokes
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We gotta stop naming people after hurricanes man. Just met a guy called Andrew and for real said "Andrew? Like Hurricane Andrew the category-5 storm that killed 65 people according to wikipedia dot com?" So embarrassing! His parents must have hated him...
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Far be it from me to make a "normalize blah" post considering this is the only social media I use and I don't look at anyone else's posts but I do still sometimes find out about discourse and I low-key think that any sort of pro/anti thing feeds into people's inherent desire to kind of define their
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
describing yourself as 'proship' or 'antiship' is dumb because it misses the important nuance that my opinion is law and if i personally don't like your ship then you're inherently evil regardless of what the internet thinks
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the insomnia and death anxiety are bad lately so i am gonna kind of get into what i was thinking about with the post i made a bit ago which is essentially that i think at least for me (and i assume many/most people) long term memory is almost 100% context dependent and there's nothing inherent
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Im the kind of 20 where being 16 feels just as far away as being 13
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Update I did not reintegrate myself. In fact I have been *more* offline
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's really hard to balance a creative and social life. Anyway, thought of the day: You're allowed to have as many logically indefensible positions as you want as long as they're inconsequential, unless you're one of those fuckers who insists that taking a bath makes you dirty
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
About to go to bed, but I was quickly going to remark on something I see where I'll make a post that essentially does not have any intended audience other than perhaps a few friends, and some random account will like it and then follow me. Invariably they'll also be following 18k other people and
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I LIKE GEOGUESSR
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They're calling it the greatest cliffhanger of a-
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Birthday's in two weeks! Being twenty is going to be awesome because I'll still be exactly the same useless person but now I can say I haven't wasted this decade of my life! I'll be like "how could I be wasting my twenties if there's still a decade left to go?"
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think my problem with ideology is sort of that every issue is meant to be approached with the same kind of internal logic, or at least has to be justified by it. In reality these solutions are only morally consistent in the broad sense because you agree with enough of them to think that—
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If your joke doesn't have multiple layers you can't call it a multi-layered joke unless you're the sort of guy who thinks everything you say has tons of meaning to extract and/or you just keep going with the thought until it just reads more like a statement
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"If you really think about it—" Look you and I both know I'm American. Any time I start thinking I collapse into a black hole of guilt. Yeah I know you're talking about candy corn but
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yesterday working on this chapter I was like 'oh no I've completely fucked the entire story and I have to fundamentally rework everything 100,000 words in' and today it was like 'oh wait no i just needed to change the order of like two scenes :D'
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Also it appears that I am still following some ghosts, since when I click on 'following' the number of accounts shown is fewer than the number it displays. Well done, ghosts. You've outplayed me, and now I can't unfollow you.
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I am following through with my rant yesterday and unfollowing anyone who I have alternative means of contacting lol The upside is that tomorrow I'm likely gonna try and reintegrate myself some with servers I've been drifting from a bit :)
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The only reason I post here is when I have something I want to say, but nobody that I want/need to say it to. And I think that's sort of fundamentally different from people who let themselves become really emotionally invested in this
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And I would rather not have a sort of friendly presence here if I ultimately think that this place is honestly kind of bad for some of my friends. I see a lot more value in community than in these sorts of spots.
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don't mean to sound as though I find peoples' grievances with the wider world inane or anything. Just that largely I think the main reason I don't use social media much is to avoid the curated onslaught of bullshit that I don't care about anyway.
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It's sort of like, hey, I'd love for my friends to share their thoughts with me and show me their art and all that. And I don't really want to see you reposting the same stuff that always makes you mad when you doomscroll. If you're upset enough about something and want my support I'm open to talk.
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sometimes I kinda consider just unfollowing everyone. All the people I like on here are folks I also talk to 1 on 1 elsewhere who show their art to me n stuff. And I'm just not super into the idea of sorta being able to see peoples' thought processes unfiltered by the lens of conversation.
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'm like if Wren
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i'd have no moral qualms with running a crypto rugpull cause i'd really only be scamming crypto bros and i don't like them
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This was for a video idea that might be scrapped now. Anyway it's not true anymore so damn
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Whoever decided to start describing tumultuous times as 'rollercoasters' must have had some kind of anti-theme park agenda
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Good morning! I find it immensely interesting that apps/sites that require one to input a password with certain requirements other than length (special characters, numbers, that jazz) because making that a full requirement in a password actually lessens the number of valid passwords drastically
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
there are a reasonable number of jobs which involve mental or physical torment of rodents
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
we let too many americans become beekeepers they don't even let me keep one bee and al l these other guys have just got like so many fucking bees
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
going to drop my spicy takes on societal ailments today
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What the fuck is the Bsky 'discover' page based on??? Also once that question's answered I have a post about airplanes I wanna make so remind me
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Anytime I take a plane I of course think of plane seating logistics (we alllll do!) and even though I actually don't have a layover, I'm seeing a group of students who got pushed to the back who have a tight connection and I think maybe if you have a connection you should be able to leave first
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ed Droste singing "Cincinnati" instead of "Colorado" at a live performance sometime in the late 2000s is my spirit animal right now
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
some people aren't content as a youtuber i think this is a huge problem
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Collect my fanfictions
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm not really considering that
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
considering making a second account where all i do is type lyrics of songs i'm listening to in all caps
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wrenisprobablybored @wrenguistics.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
What are bluesky starter packs
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