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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 15/01/2025

News in the US: Los Angeles remains on fire. Why can’t people get enough of Barron Trump? Starbucks reverses its open bathroom policy to keep the poor out. News in the UK: A Solitary Duck has Died Under Suspicious Circumstances. We’ll have what they are having please.

Screenshot of a BBC Headline reading Duck dies after being ‘attacked’ in city park.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 14/12/2024

*WARNING LOUD* Season 2 if off with a crash!🐻 Ryan and Cap reintroduce themselves and the show before discussing Stephen King's novel word for breasts, how to fight a bear, and the (at the time of recording) ongoing hunt for the United Healthcare CEO assailant. Listen to S2E1 "Schrödinger's Rodeo"

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 10/12/2024

We often play a game called Questionable Headlines. Who is this analysis for? Who are their corporate assassin experts?

Screenshot of a CNN Headline. “The suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO killer planned his attack well -but made crucial mistakes, expert say.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 23/11/2024

In today's ep, we take stock of all the things we're grateful for. Cap gives Ryan three minutes to say his piece on the new rise of fascism before they turn to Turkey-day topics. Somewhere along the way, Ryan recounts his run in with the Turkish mob during a college trip to Istanbul. Listen Now! 🦃

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 23/11/2024

The ENERGY we are bringing into 2025.

Bob from Bob’s burgers is naked on his back in the wilderness with leaves woven around his privates while squirrels jump all over him. The caption says “This is how I’m gonna die.” While his face communicates despair.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 19/11/2024

Don’t shoot the messenger. Skeets are for Bluesky outlaws.

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Why are Blueskynposts called skeets?
Users can send 300-character text messages, images, and video in short posts. Users can reply, repost, quote post and like these posts. Frequent users have called posts on the platform “skeets”, a portmanteau of “Sky” and “tweets”, despite CEO Jay Graber’s vigorous disapproval of the term.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 19/11/2024

Dear internet, please prove the existence of a secret Star Trek: Lower Decks Star Base 80 Spin-off. Lower Decks can't end NOW, not when we are all like THIS. If the Spin Off doesn't exist, we need to will it into existence. Like did they have to texture it so richly? Surely we can't throw it away?

The domed Top of Starbase 80, with the number 80 illuminated.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 05/11/2024

Election Day Eve Surprise Drop! Vote for Kamala Harris, because we don't want a racist schemer for President. This episode covers a Day Light Savings question from r/NoStupidQuestion, and then Cap proves a practiced listener as Ryan airs all of his anxieties about the election. Be your best selves.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 02/11/2024

We talk about the horror of the Presidential Race and Ryan's recent brush with uncouth AITA behavior. Then we delve into a bunch of tangents, a mysterious grave marker, the man of all of our dreams, and they perform a deep legal analysis of witchcraft laws in Pennsylvania.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 26/10/2024

Ryan and Cap take on some super spooky current events, before talking about a mysterious dark figure in a classic fedora who keeps showing up when no one can prove it. Then they rip apart an Edward Scissorhands fan-theory that will scissor this community in twain!✂️

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 18/10/2024

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 07/10/2024

If you're wondering what a pitch looks like behind the scenes of our show, voila...

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 07/10/2024

In case anyone is wondering how Social Media content choices are made behind the scenes...

An image of a Discord chat between Don't Wreck Yourself hosts RyanDWY and Cap.

Ryan: Any objection to me calling Elon Musk and Donald Trump Dildos on BlueSky? Is that offensive to Dildos?

Cap: Lololol that implies that they could be pleasurable to someone *laughing cry emoji*

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 26/09/2024

We just published episode 104, where we talk about what science has to say about "Gaydar" and address some LGBTQI misconceptions we found floating around online!

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 17/08/2023

Realest with a meme that describes you best.

A screenshot of an advertisement featuring a cartoon mid-section of a woman facing away in medical pamphlet style. She is visible from mid-thigh to mid torso and wears a dark gray shirt with light gray pants. The background is green. A fart cloud is shooting out of the butt. A caption reads “4 Signs Of Dying Liver (Write These Down). The Ad is credited to Liver Renew. This is how Insee myself.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 17/08/2023

After years of getting buried under ActBlue emails. I have finally reclaimed my inbox with one quick trick. This filter has turned my once overgrown email into a zen garden. I'll miss you Senate candidates in other states!

Screenshot of a gmail filter.

Matches: "PAID FOR BY"
Do this: Skip Inbox

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 11/08/2023

Discovery felt like it was made by people who thought Star Trek wasn’t cool enough. I loved the actors and their performances, but disliked most of the writing and visuals. It replaced the ethical backbone of a good Star Trek show with an emotional one. I found this magnet for sale, sums it up…

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 01/08/2023

Early Snuffy was a kind of a big bird fever dream too. Nobody but Big Bird knew he existed. He was BB’s imaginary friend for 14 seasons before the adults met him. This drug-fueled horror was wandering around talking to kids without adult supervision for more than a decade…

Big Bird first encounters Mr. Snuffleupagus, from the third season premiere.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 28/07/2023

Are we there yet? Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 26/07/2023

Sitting at the Phillies game with this kid. I have thirteen more that are equally ridiculous because a true portrait can only be achieved in aggregate.

A nine year old girl in a Phillies shirt making a goofy face.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 23/07/2023

This motherfucker doesn’t know that Africa had blacksmiths. Slavery wasn’t a fucking full ride scholarship to trade school. This piece of shit is running a state.

Screenshot of a piece from the Washington Post
Title: DeSantis doubles doesn’t on claim that Blacks benefited from slavery
Breakout Quote: GOP presidential candidate draws renewed criticism after suggesting slavery helped African Americans develop skills such as being a blacksmith.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 22/07/2023

It took me way too long to realize these posts were unrelated…

A screenshot of @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social posts which, due to time line sequence gives the appearance that unrelated skeets about eating beans is related to commentary on the Bluesky platform’s perceived vibe.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 22/07/2023

Then the internet has fulfilled its purpose. Finally. You have chosen wisely…

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 21/07/2023

I am terrible at self promotion, but much better at else promotion. You should be listening to @shrimpandcrits.com

An image of classic claymation cartoon Gumby in repose. Oddly sensual.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 18/07/2023

Our current banner is from killercoke.org. Find out why in our latest episode. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-9xk5r-145b1f1

A graffitied version of the Coca-Cola in red made to be dripping blood. Source: killer coke.org

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 16/07/2023

This is where the rubber meets the road… and my tastebuds.

A hand holding a red can with the word “Nozaki’s” written in white over Japanese kanji and some Chinese characters. The label depicts brown sliced meat on lettuce served on a plain white plate.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 16/07/2023

DeSantis is going to be so pissy by the end of this interview. No need to ask @jaketapper.bsky.social to go hard in the paint. DeSantis will crumble under basic inquiries like “What’s your favorite move from the Nazi playbook?”

A screenshot of a CNN headline “Ron DeSantis to sit down with CNN’s Jake Tapper for an exclusive interview Tuesday”

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 09/07/2023

Today, BlueSky convinced me to reach for the udderly forbidden!

A still from Free Willy of an orca (Willy) jumping over a stone breakwater and a boy (I don’t know his name)

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 09/07/2023

Lactose intolerant BlueSky users going to the beach today…

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 09/07/2023

T-Minus 2 is the least exciting terminator model.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 07/07/2023

In the end, we will all become Arby’s. -E.A. Poe

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 07/07/2023

Can some BlueSky science Wizard explain to me how the northern lights can be seen in both New York and Maryland but not Pennsylvania!? Asking for friend…

A list of states that where the northern lights will be visible on July 13th. The list does not include Pennsylvania even though Maryland and New York are both listed.

An image of Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, seemed in a folded chair and staring dead-eyed into the camera.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 07/07/2023

Found this in a window display in Kansas City and thought it belonged online more than in the real world.

A close up of a wood carving that resembles male genitals. Super hot.

The full image of the wood carving revealing that the apparent genitals are actually just the lower half of a chicken’s beak and a ballsackesque gobble wobble thing under the beak.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 07/07/2023

And for anyone wondering… Mastodon=Tron 1982 -a bunch of people get lost on a messy server with no way of reaching the outside world.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 07/07/2023

Twitter=Aladdin -stars a guy with cave riches who can wish for anything, but can’t make anyone love him. Threads=Pinnochio -stars a guy conflating pulling strings with human connection, who wants to be a real boy. BlueSky=Peter Pan -invite only paradise with strong queer vibes powered by belief.

A triptych featuring Disney stills from Aladdin, Pinocchio, and Peter Pan.

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Don’t Wreck Yourself Podcast @wreckyourpod.com · 05/07/2023

This has to be the most interesting characterization of Joe Biden in the news today. Thanks @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2023/07/05/bi…

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