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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When you’re in Iowa it’s a Slipknot cover or bust.

Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Morale is so, so low. It’s not the kind of environment where people want to go above and beyond. After 40 hours most Feds are ready to drink a few beers or more and forget where they work.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Mr Brownstone is not really Axl’s cool neighbor

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Now that I’m old I finally understand most of the drug and sex references.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The Jeffs are locked into an eternal civil war with the Geoffs.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Guy driving a hearse at a funeral stopping to fill ‘er up and to use the restroom quick.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

No not 100% sure. Maybe 8 years old. My son is a massive unit and he only coasts (never helps peddle). The issue is less him fitting the weehoo seat and more me not being able tow him. Non e-bike.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

We use something called a Weehoo. It’s a bike trailer that the kid can peddle.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I can’t ride Treks because they are uncomfortable on my massive penis

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Seems like ORANGE CRUSH would work better for such a massive man.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Honey, please go wipe before we make out. You’ve got a little mud butt going on.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Detroit Coney: How about we ruin this chili dog by using a half bottle of mustard on it.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

WTF does this mean? Who put the current guy into office if not for Fox-addled Boomers? FFS.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Went to a Bombers game and the Canadian Air Force did a flyby, low and loud, and then they turned around and came back over again. Immaculate vibes and a Bombers win.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I followed to see if you could get your fridge going, but I stayed to see if you’d get your bike back.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

This is a blow to local banks too, as they are the ones who originate and profit off the guaranteed loans.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

If Smokey has a tat it looks like this. He’s definitely in the union.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

We stole all of the accumulated intelligence in human history and will sell it back to you for three easy payments…

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Bradley Cooper is already hard thinking about it.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My 2008 runs on pure spite for the auto industry.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Your water bottle can have two parts (container and cap). More than two parts and I ain’t washing it.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

That AV setup means only one thing: watching wide-eyed as my 3rd grade teacher sobs violently at the Challenger explosion.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Action is needed to permanently and unequivocally protect the independence of the MSPB, EEOC, NLRB, etc. Don’t know if that’s a law or a constitutional amendment or what, but it needs to happen.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Possibly mountain beaver behavior? “Mountain beavers have unique defecation habits, producing two types of pellets: soft ones they re-ingest (coprophagy) for nutrients and hard ones they flick with their heads”.

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Taco Bell’s New Carnage Asada (TM) @wplayas.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

That’s apropos for a no-class state like Wisconsin.

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