Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wonder if Spurs fans are having De Zerbi. Whoever I see him, he’s slagging off his players. 192
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The scars from Bilbao run deep. I’m absolutely loving Spurs’ start to the reason. It genuinely feels as though they need relegation to properly rest. 1170
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We would. But we’d win the final with 49.9% possession which is just not good enough. Apparently. 010
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If we lose tomorrow there’s only one logical course of action to take. Sack Carrick. Then hire him as interim. We’ll win all the pots. 🏆 160
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The way Carrick has spoken about the 15-year-old kid has been class. The amount of scrutiny and pressure heaped on his shoulders at a young age has been so unnecessary. How can he ever live up to those expectations? That could mess up an adult, let alone a child. 0110
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah. A win by any means will do we. We can’t undo the last week, but 3 points gives a bit of stability. 120
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There were rumours that SJR never really fancied Carrick, he went with the sporting recommendation on the back of the evidence via results. I’d be surprised if he gets a fraction of the rope that was afforded to Amorim,when things really spiral. 140
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Couldn’t have asked for a better fixture this weekend. Away from the pressure of Old Trafford. Against a team with only 1 point this season, in turmoil themselves. Zero excuses. 270
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You’re right. And Tielemans did say that. Rio defended the outrage saying his words were taken out of context - but they seem to be spot on. 010
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And the eye test backs that up. World Cup participation is not an excuse. 110
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Demand for tickets of PL fixtures outweighs supply by at least 2:1. If every ST refused to renew next season, they’d fill the seats with one off day trippers and reap the extra on-spend. And non match goers play a part with TV subscriptions & merch. We’ve been here before. 110
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But if we achieve Europa this season, we’re on course with forecasts. Forecasts which naturally inform spending. 110
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Balls, I forgot about Amazon: All or Nothing. It’s going to be a must-watch for the ABUs. 350
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ll always do TOTD. I’ll occasionally listen to The Good Days are Coming. Likewise for the Paddock Pod (not sure I’ve got the stomach for them today). If the Athletic have have a spotlight with a journalist I respect, I’ll listen to that too. Not Neville. Not Keane. Not Butt or Scholes etc. 010
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We lose to Brighton (a lot). We lose to Newcastle (a lot). We lose to Hull. We lose to Grimsby. We lose to Leeds. We lose to Brentford. We lose to Sheffield United. We lose to City. We lose to Liverpool. We lose to Everton. Over the last 13 years we have lost a lot of football matches. 140
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We’d long to be a PLC again, having the owners answerable to someone, al least. 😭 But I take your point. Our sole purpose is to make the owners cash. Oodles and oodles of lovely cash. 000
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The crux of it all is that, 13 years later, we are still treating 2 wins from 6 like a crisis. It isn’t a crisis. It’s standard form. We’ve seen form like that multiple times in a single season for 13 years. It’s Manchester United Football Club. Until it isn’t, again. 380
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Do you think Rashford is enjoying being back? Only took 4 home games for the team to be booed off. 130
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A bit funny though, innit? We can’t keep being surprised, angry and outraged. 0140
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Loads of emotions when we’re stuck in ANOTHER shit run of form. The vast majority I’m all completely familiar with. But my overriding feeling tonight is that Bruno Fernandes has to leave. He deserves trophies. He deserves to be a champion. He’s as far away now as he was on 1st February 2020. 110
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What I really struggle with is why we are always so consistent weaker than the sum of our parts. I appreciate the sum of our parts aren’t 2010 Barcelona, but fuck me. I guess it’s the pressure. The weight of the shirt. The expectation. 150
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026🤣 The concentration should be 100% on getting back in it. Toss off the CL and just let uncle Jim count the coins. 010
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yep. Gaps in transfer activity. Shit August, September, October. Shockwaves last the season. More change. More churn. No strategy. No commitment to a plan. 000
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With CL football this season, not being in the league cup isn’t a bad thing. It’s might turn out to be a blessing. But 2 wins from 6 is a very bad thing. It might turn out to be a curse. 460
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One way or another, Julian Nagelsmann’s agent will be getting a call during the international break. Lose against Fulham and the call might be an urgent one. This is exhausting. 120
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The football man. Fuck. I’m so tired. We know how this ends. 170
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wonder if we’ll play well enough today (high xG, more than 50% possession etc etc) to deserve competent refereeing. 160
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And to imaging a 15 year old is tired of waiting. It was difficult enough to stomach from an 18/19 year old PP. Goodness me. 110
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026into the conversations around professional players. “Why has my son been dropped for a World Cup winner?” types of emotions in the heat of the moment. Must be a nightmare trying to manage entourages. If JJ isn’t willing to get his head down and hustle, he won’t achieve his potential. 100
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026JJ’s camp apparently unhappy that Lacey and Amass got on in the CL but he didn’t. God help us. He’s an actual, literal, little child. Those lads have been on the wings for years. Thought Lisa Heaven was interesting on the Paddock pod. Great that she gave up her time and a fascinating insight 130
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No, Utd have to sanction or go to arbitration. He’s not available for registration elsewhere. 100
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The VAR officials spent longer considering whether Ndiaye was on-side (which he clearly was, but not active at all) than they did considering whether Fernandez was interfering with play going for a diving header right in front of the keeper. No recommendation to check the monitor. Scrap it. Now. 140
Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had the misfortune of seeing a video of Luckhurst. “There was a DESPERATE ATTEMPT by a lot of online fans to depict Andrey Santos as a good signing.” It’s been a while since I’ve had the pleasure of ingesting his appalling content. The cheek of fans trying to be positive about a new signing. 🥴 270
