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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 2h
"yeah dad, I'm very sure Donald Trump and a bunch of rich people are giving billions of dollars away to every child. I'll definitely do that" (5 seconds of searching later) making snap decisions stays undefeated
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Chicagoans for a Free Wales @transfem.my · 5h
Worth noting that Rockford is in the middle of a bit of a local government mess at the moment. Strong Pritzker ally mayor Tom McNamara resigned in August and there's currently a leadership vacuum with an untested alderwoman serving as acting mayor
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 5h
extremely funny that he's like "Chicago only has 3 Agencies, it's great" when the way they didn't talk to each other AT ALL & were outwardly hostile to the idea of cooperation for decades iirc like this year Pritzker got them to sit down bc if they didn't we would be in your spot ~6 months from now
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 5h
Like, they constantly talk about how hard Alara is to return to currently. The Phyrexian invasion would have actually been a time to do it. I don't think they even had a single Alara card represented in all of the Invasion
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 5h
the Pair Up cards could have gone even crazier & definitely could have done way more. Like basically every Legendary from a plane either paired up with a former enemy, OR a former Planeswalker who happened to be on the focus plane
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 5h
TBH, if they did 4 full Sets about the Phyrexian invasion (like: Phyrexia Invades, March of The Machines, Mission Compleated, Open the Omenpaths) and then wanted to ALSO have one giant UB Set (let's say Final Fantasy) during the summer and one 4-5 Pack Commander Set pre Xmas that sounds good to me
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 6h
yet another "this should have been a block" situation it would have made so much sense to have like a Full Year of magic sets be about the invasion, or immediate post Omen Path interplanar meetings. They could even have some of the sets be focused on one plane
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 6h
they're barely cleaning it up on the Populated planes
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 7h
She was literally trying to get the original movie kids to meet Epstein well after his initial charges IIRC both Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe's parents were like, uh you are not going to this event
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Party of One Podcast @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW EPISODE: THE FALLEN (MAGIC: THE GATHERING HACK) WITH VERA DREW @veradrew22.bsky.social I sat down with Vera to play The Fallen, a Spindlewheel TTRPG about a Paladin and their God, using her actual Commander deck (including fan-made Twin Peaks cards). www.partyofonepodcast.com/2026/10/06/5...
This week on Party of One

THE FALLEN (MAGIC: THE GATHERING HACK)
Feat. Vera Drew
Director, The People's Joker

Hear the episode at
partyofonepodcast.com
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 9h
trying to consider who'd assassinate me for doing this first, my bank or the government
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 11h
I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON EXCUSE ME WHAT?? As if I didn't already think the @uwotc-official.bsky.social was NECESSARY.
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 13h
Magic Card that's the "you did it" card saying "holy fucking shit. Make the Pogchamp face for your WhatNot stream."
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 23h
All of them have connections with Epstein.
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is such a funny meltdown but he's kinda right imho Grilled Cheese is: cheese, breads & spreads. I like bacon cheeseburgers with onion rings and a bunch of other fixings but like, I'm not posting them is r slash grilled cheese as if its my new grilled cheese invention
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the implication that Superman has gone to *every* burrito place in the entire world at least once is funny, and a delight to consider. taking his hour lunch break at the Daily planet, blasting off to tick somewhere in Mexico off his list to pick up a phone order, rushing back to eat at his desk
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot stress enough that ICE is acting the way cops have acted for years. These are just "starlight tours" for Indigenous teens applied to the rest of the population.
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wow thanks, I may be taking you up on this
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please look up what gerrymandering is then look up what percentage of each Southern state is black
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if we're doing hypotheticals then I'd vote for a Democrat whose not a centrist idiot that ceded all framing and rhetorical ground to fascists bc they're so fucking stupid as to believe "it's about sports"
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I literally ordered a Precon and just 1 normal Bundle (on Amazon bc my FLGS got allocated almost none) *before the Prerelease*, and on the release day my orders were cancelled and the product was relisted at higher prices. how is this acceptable for a set this important? or even tenable at all?
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it makes me sad that my FLGS didn't get their Prerelease Kits on time (bc WOTC got it to Distributors late) & they can't even get regular boxes (this is like the 5th set in a row they don't have any boxes to draft with for at least a month after release) and it's sandwiched 6 weeks pre & post UB
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll believe him if commits seppuku about it
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Tokentober day 2 I got a bunch done yesterday that I’ll post tonight :) I’m close to catching up! I hope y’all are doing well. These are some hard times we’re in. It’s nice having things we can work on together to encourage creative human expression ❤️
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tsk tsk, tame tbh
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TowerSlayer @towerslayer.spicetower.games · 30/09/2026
#Tokentober starts on October 1st! Each day I'll be making a new Magic the Gathering token. This year I've made my own prompts which people are welcome to use as well if they'd like. Use the hashtag to share and support each others art. I can't wait see what people make! 🎨
Prompts for Tokentober 2026
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
name one senator
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd say don't worry either way bc it could come with a hand written note that says "open this one on stream" a month before Prerelease, for free, and a bunch of people would still say it was random
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but how much faster will they be built using Magic Bean technology?
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's like how he buys ugly shoes sized two sizes two big for people to see if they wear them to prove they're little sycophantic freaks
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm 99% sure I'm remembering correctly that in the book they turn into foxes for like a Christmas break project and have crazy fox orgies and unanimously decide yes it is better to be foxes and have fox sex than it is to be people and have sex as people (TV hot level hot)
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
idk about ones that win cases though
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's literally gambling but even worse bc people are placing huge bets everyone from their own literal crimes to invading other countries
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is such a cool design I almost want to make some paper proxies to go with a Cube and have a Special Tam Booster in the way people sometimes make a Booster Tutor Booster
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Little Bat Games @littlebatgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did you know? Vampire Therapist was made without AI and could never be made with AI. This doesn't make a game good. But we do explore what AI takes *from* us. Now that you're ideologically on board, toss coin to your weirdo indie game developer? 😌
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and "losing" foil commons and uncommon normal packs has functionally no impact on pack value but a pretty big increase to the actual in game player experience re pringling bc Magic's foiling is such literal dogshit (apparently this is a US only issue?)
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's so bizarre it *probably* will be one of the more valuable cards in a collector pack
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this would be a sick base for alter artists to use if they erase the "you did it" box and paint in whatever art they want (sol ring etc) but idk if these will be chase cards or like most non stamp art cards where they're MAYBE $1 if it's a relevant Commander
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one of those circumstances where it's probably better to just allow "Enchant Dead Creature" to be valid or the sort of silver border or convention cards that say things like "don't worry. it works." as their rules text
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"when it comes into play, if it's in play" lmao
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They should make New Takklemaggot which is exactly the same but uses -1/-1 counters
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wut. HOW? the Prerelease promos I got for Lorwyn Eclipsed had a ~1cm lift in the center *still in the clear pack*
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh absolutely I used to be an FNM draft grinder and I've only very recently come to terms with Commander being the only way to play Magic (outside cube w IRL friends) WOTC fucked up Reality Fracture distribution so bad my local FLGS didn't even have a Prerelease. 6 weeks from Hobbit & till Trek
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
possible counterpoint: Magic's normal foils are so awful and pringle so badly vs every other TCG from the last 20 years they should keep as many of these curling nightmares out of the hands of regular players as possible
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's so funny. I only know what this card is bc it does infinite mana Worldbreaker stuff in one of my decks and I literally have a paper insert of the oracle text over the entire card
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it's "fun" and memorable enough, and maybe 1 person is buying it and keeping the cards anyway so it doesn't matter
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if the pack is meant to be replaced and kept by the player, then I think that's good for draft. Obviously it won't always be, sometimes it won't be able to especially if it's like 1 old box or exactly 24 packs get opened to draft with. like for example~1:83 Draft Night kits will have 1 godpack
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