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@wotterbytes.bsky.social
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18+. They/Them A system of too many to count, trying to learn how to be a system. An adult too old to be as childish as I am, yet too young to be as wise as I am. Various interests between gaming, writing, and trying to be better.

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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shoutout to @mibblenibble.bsky.social for giving us the idea of writing out interactions between ourselves and Deadlock characters, as if they get put on a lane together for a match. Here's four of those interactions.
Rem: You look comfy...

Tiago: Hm?

Rem: You look like I could sleep on you... And, and, I wouldn't need a pillow, or a blanket, or even a bed-time story!

Tiago: You sure? I could tell a -killer- bed-time story.

Rem: I need a story! I need a story!

Tiago: Right. I'll think up one after the ritual, little buddy.Sphinx: So, what's the plan?

Lash: Plan? You think we need a plan?

Sphinx: Typically, it tends to help our chances.

Lash: Listen, Fuzzle, the only thing you need... is The Lash.

Sphinx: ... And what plan does 'The Lash' have?

Lash: Winning.Drifter: My, my, aren't you just the perfect companion for the slaughter we're about to unleash?

Reese: Keep up.

Drifter: Oh, that eager to make this a competition?

Reese: My claws will be bloodier than yours.

Drifter: Now that, I just gotta see.Paige: Oh my gosh, Quartz?!

Quartz: Yes?

Paige: Oh my gosh, it's really you! I've read ALL of your stories, ever since you wrote Ollivan!

Quartz: Oh! I didn't realize I'd find a fan here of all place. I'm glad you've enjoyed them!

Paige: Were you ever going to write a continuation of the trio after Amaranth? I've been dying to know what develops between Florence and Ollivan...

Quartz: I... suppose I could get something planned.

Paige: *Squeals* I'm sorry! It's just so hard not to ship them together! I know that Ollivan was written to be with Audrey, but, I think that the two of them could have something so much healthier, don't you?

Quartz: Paige, can we focus on the ritual, first?

Paige: Right! Right! Sorry. Got a little carried away!
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who listens intently.
Green: I haven't been spending enough time with you.

Green sits down opposite of Blue.
Green: How about we take the afternoon to do things together? You choose.

Blue looks visibly excited, and Green leans in towards him.
Blue: Anything?
Green: Anything you like.

Blue rushes off in delight, while Green remains sitting, watching him go with an unreadable expression on his face.
Blue: Let's set up your controller, we're going to play that game you promised to try.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, does this come off as if I'm acting morally superior because I prefer human-made things over AI-generated things? Good, because I AM morally superior since I prefer human-made things over AI-generated things. But I do invite you to this moral superiority beside me. Embrace human creativity.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please, proudly announce everything you've made with generative AI and LLMs. Please put that "badge" on everything you make. You keep saying it's inevitable. You keep saying it's the future. So wear that badge with pride. The enlightened of us will avoid it at every turn.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
warrior cat game
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me on October 23rd;
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has been found
Screenshot of a Final Fantasy XIV player with the name "Lieutenant Columbo", whose avatar is dressed to look like the character Columbo, running through the Fall Guys event map
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When my one obsession overpowers any new ones and i stay locked out of other things i want to enjoy.
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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epicjana.bsky.social @epicjana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ticklish
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Ryukiri @ryukiridragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me when I GET YOU!!! #dragon #animation
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Kemelvor @kemelvor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Small azure wyrm took a liking of you. #dragon 🦋 #animation 🦋 #digitalart
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🍂🎃👻 @neonhumbuzz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jayfeather #WarriorCats
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, against every rule and standard I've set for myself, I have pre-ordered a game for the first time. Now I just wait. Desperately hoping that, somehow, it magically lets me play early.
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iocywocy.bsky.social @iocywocy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crafty wants to know if you've got any red paint left for her :3 #smilingcritters #craftycorn
hewwo there :3
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alright, I'll be plain with you; I've gotten nowhere on TCW because I've recently wound up overobsessive about Warrior Cats again. And considering there are two days until my next likely obsession drops, I feel like TCW is gonna end up just kinda being on hiatus. I do wish I could just write it.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
( If anyone was curious how those votes played out again, I've got them here; )
A voting chart, showing the 8 Smiling Critters, and the 24 Wotters that voted for their favorite.

Votes for Bobby Bearhug: Aurora, Dakota, Orchid, Snowdrop.
Votes for Bubba Bubbaphant: Lorette
Votes for Catnap: Noir, Oscar, Polaris, Reese, Skylar.
Votes for Craftycorn: Europa, Quartz, Talli, Vivian, Willow
Votes for Dogday: Asiago, Tiago
Votes for Hoppy Hopscotch: Goldy, Mozzie, Pepper, Tess
Votes for Kickin' Chicken: Jasper, Sphinx, Vegas
Votes for Picky Piggy: <None>A voting chart, showing the 8 Nightmare Critters, and the 24 Wotters that voted for their favorite.

Allister Gator: Jasper
Baba Chops: Polaris, Skylar
Icky Licky: Vegas
Maggie Mako: Dakota, Lorette, Reese, Talli, Tess
Poe: Aurora, Europa, Noir, Oscar, Quartz, Snowdrop, Vivian, Willow
Rabie Baby: Mozzie, Orchid
Simon Smoke: Asiago, Pepper, Sphinx
Touille: Goldy, Tiago
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, we -did- take a system-wide vote on this, so we have definitive answers... In our smiling critter vote, Catnap and Crafty tied for the most with 5 votes a piece. In our nightmare critter vote, Poe won with 8 votes, and Maggie was second-most with 5 votes. So yeah. Favorite critters.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Four Games I love!
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⋆.˚⟡ ࣪˖ℂ𝕠𝕫𝕪 ℕ𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕤˖ ࣪⟡˚.⋆🦉~ COMS CLOSED @cozynoctis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
...Did I ever mention I gave up sticking to just one ship? ^^; This was a fun one to draw in my free time~ ^^ 🎨 #smilingcritters #smilingcrittersfanart #fanartfriday #hoppyhopscotch #bobbybearhug #kickinchicken #poppyplaytime #fanart #polyship #cute
Hoppy in the middle wearing a crop top, belly piercing and shorts stomping her foot rapidly while being kissed and hugged by Bobby and teased by Kickin.
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Lmaowo @lmaowo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
autumm date wait #catnap
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Kaburion ❄️ WEBTOON ARTIST @kaburion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't be like doomer bunny, it's not good for you 🐇
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🍉🅑🅛🅔🅗🍉 @abirbwilldecide.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#SmilingCritters #NightmareCritters #Poe X #Dogday Good Ol' Mutual Pinning Rivals
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iocywocy.bsky.social @iocywocy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
smol beans :3 #smilingcritters #nightmarecritters
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Noke @noke498.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
HoppyPoe thingy,, #smilingcritters #poe #hoppyhopscotch
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🍊PyGir🍊 @hudsonhatley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Catnap’s Reflection (Rough) #poppyplaytime #smilingcritters
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Frostz❄️ @snowfrostzartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Catnap asserting his dominance 😈 (Lowkey just an excuse to draw floor cracks cuz I wanna draw something new) #Catnap #Smilingcritters #Digitalart #Artsky #Cute #Cuteart #Fanart
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🪶 Wulfer 🪶 @thewulfer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
still a Good Boy!!! tragically, his joy over this mega awesome and super great stick, it was a very hard hit for Kickin and Hoppy. XD #dogday #kickinchicken #hoppyhopscotch
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Learned yesterday that, no, it was still insured, but the insurance cards are strictly digital now. ... so, uh, it doesn't even try starting now. Probably shouldn't have left an already 12 year old car unmoving for several months. Poor baby has 250K+ miles on her, too. Anyway I need a car, soon.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Realizing we really flubbed it with our vehicle. We had a car, but thought the insurance expired because we never got mailed another card. So as somebody who isn't a car guy, we just stopped driving it. Meaning it sat in one place. Untouched. For four months. Wish someone told me that'd be bad.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does it count as being a quitter if I never really got far enough to even get started?
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How to scare a Warrior Cats fan #ClanGen
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Update on The Cheeses; They're warriors now. Everybody run. Goudapaw -> Goudasnarl Cheddarpaw -> Cheddarhunt Swisspaw -> Swisswhisker Havartipaw -> Havartistripe Romanopaw -> Romanosplash Muensterpaw -> Muensterflight Full roster pics & list included below.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Clanmates during Moons 11-20; Whisperpaw, Opalpaw, & Tidepaw, born within the clan on Moon 12. Cornspots (As 'Corn'), Moon 18, former loner that ran away from *something.* Warrenpath (As 'Warren Peace'), Moon 18, former kittypet that joined with an unshakable link to StarClan.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Deaths during Moons 11-20; Cranecall, Moon 13, after being previously injured by a fox, didn't fully recover from the wounds and passed on. Oakthroat, Moon 15, in her sleep. Unknown cause. Jumbleshade, Moon 18, saved a kit from a snake but died to the venom. Maplefur, Moon 19, another snake. madge
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also during this stint, one of the other clans (WhisperClan) started a war with my MoonClan. They raided the camp but like nothing really happened? Didn't really get anywhere with their raid. and then they got a new leader and the war ended. It seems like they've got some shit going on over there.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
20th Moon Update; Had our first deaths in this #ClanGen save during moons 11-20. Lost four good souls. Two of them to snakes. TWO. I've been NICE to snakes. What the hell is this unfair treatment?! Also Oakthroat (formerly Oakpaw) is no longer always injured because she's dead now. ... Yeah.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Clan Members between Moons 0 and 10 (2/2); THE CHEESES; Goudapaw, Cheddarpaw, Swisspaw, Havartipaw, Romanopaw (As kits) on Moon 3, after they were abandoned by Ricottajoy (then Ricotta) who ran from the clan in fear. Muensterpaw (As a kit) on Moon 5, brought in when Ricottajoy joined the clan.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Clan Members between Moons 0 and 10 (1/2); Tansysky (As Tansy) on Moon 4. Former Kittypet, abandoned by Twolegs. Ricottajoy (As Ricotta) on Moon 5. Was a loner. Jumbleshade on Moon 10. Found with a broken back and taken in by Oakpaw. Cranecall (As Crane) on Moon 8. Was a rogue.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The founding clan members, since I never mentioned it; Citrinestar - Leader Wisptail - Deputy Quartzheart - Med. Cat Oakpaw (As Oakkit) - Med. Cat App. Dapplepelt Maplefur Emberwhisper (As Emberpaw) Cloudfrill (As Cloudpaw) Marrowfeather (As Marrowpaw) Aspennight (As Aspenkit)
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10th Moon Update; So the #ClanGen save has been going fine. No deaths yet, which is good, though Oakpaw is hellbent on injuring herself. Broke her leg, refused to let it heal, wound up unable to continue warrior apprenticeship. First day as a medicine cat apprentice, breaks the same leg. Lovely.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
watch out, the cheeses are now apprentices it's cheese time #ClanGen
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also behold the two ships at present
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think I'm winning? Gonna start making sure I put #ClanGen in all my posts about this ClanGen save so people who want to look through it all (assuming I even make that many about it) can see it all here Behold; My band of idiots
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna end up renaming these guys into CheeseClan.. ... though I guess the moon -is- made of cheese, so maybe it already fits.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Update: The band of idiots have found Ricotta and convinced her to not abandon her kits and instead stay with the clan. She brought along her other kit so now there's six little cheeses and a big cheese.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I started a new ClanGen save today because of the warrior cats game coming out. Naturally the first thing my band of idiots do is scare off a loner queen and she leaves behind FIVE kits. Since the loner was named Ricotta I now proudly present my little band of cheeses.
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WotterBytes @wotterbytes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*checks bank balance* "woah, that's like, the most it's been in a while!" *makes payments toward my debts* "... hey, wait, where'd my money go?!" mmm i love having student loan debt with my two degrees that have both proved useless because i'm still working in fUCKING RETAIL
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